Fatmanonice
I...I just don't know man. I really like you dude, but this? This phrase right here? This just hurts man. Everyday is Pants Optional ® Day.
Let's look at the most important people in history okay?
1. Guy who invented fire - wasn't wearing pants
2. Guy who invented the shirt - might have been wearing pants
but wait he wasn't because he and guy number 3 are the same person and he invented the shirt second
3. Guy who invented pants - originally wasn't wearing pants
4. Geno - NEVER WEARS PANTS
5. Geno -
YEAH HE'S SO COOL THAT HE'S ON THE LIST TWICE, AND STILL NOT WEARING PANTS
6. ZZ Top - yeah they wear pants, but they don't have to. They're too cool to tell what to do, but if they didn't wear pants, nobody would say a thing
7. Me at home - not wearing pants
8. Me at the office - not wearing pants
9. Me being escorted out of the office by the police because I wasn't wearing pants - STILL not wearing pants
10. Most of the Spartans - really didn't wear much of anything, so yeah
11. Neptune - you look me dead in the eyes and tell me he's wearing pants in this
picture.
Come on my friend. I believe in you. Make everyday Pants Optional ® Day. Be the hero we need.
Edit: fiance watched me type this whole and told me it may be a good idea to mention that I 'm on painkillers from having teeth pulled and I have a very low tolerance for that stuff (aka, knocked my *** for a loop till they wear off).
Thank Heaven I'm off work too till January.