-Most Valuable Troller (MVT! MVT!): Awarded to the troll who is the most valuable to Smash Boards.
-Most Likely to wet their bed Award: Given to the smasher who you most suspect wets their bed (I nominate several Pit mains!)
-Most likely to make a really really long post that you will end up wanting a "TL;DR" version of.
-Most likely to violate Sheik's man parts! o.O: Given to the person who you think violates Sheik... with their mind! o.O
-Best manly man who isn't actually manly award (aka the "Poofy" Award): Given to a guy who acts tough, but actually is as soft as a cute little teddy bear named "poofy."
-Best/Worst Camper (the same award; also called the Meta Knight Standard): Awarded to the player who inspired us to throw our controllers at them by camping to no end.
-The Ditto Award: Awarded to the person who copies what you say, including catch phrases! I penned Super Awesome poser bro man sir! Stop copying me!
-Best Left-Handed user (I nominate me): Awarded to the baddest dude that is left-handed.
-The Johnknight1 Honorary Award of Super Awesomeness: Awarded to the member who is about as awesome as Johnknight1, but is not Johnknight1. Johnknight2 is eligible.
-Most likely to post a response to you out of nowhere: Awarded to the poster who isn't lurking, but out of nowhere appears!
-Most likely to be Lurking Award: Awarded to the person who you feel is most likely to be lurking a topic, waiting for an opportunity to strike... or stalk... or make steak.
-Longest poster: Awarded to the person who you think is most likely to make a long post. (MEH!!!)
-Most likely to own a plastic chainsaw award: Title says all. In the result of a tie, it goes to whoever has an electric plastic saw. After that, it goes to whoever has the fanciest tie.
-Most likely to say the word "also.": Also, the person who says also the most will probably win this award also.
-Most likely to post on Smash Boards in the nude: Given to who you feel is probably nakered when they post.
-Most likely to comment on your visitor profile: Given to someone who always visits people's visitors' profile.
-Most likely to comment in a group: Given to the person who always posts in groups.
-Most likely to get a DUI for driving a golf cart drunk (this actually happened to someone I know! She also dated a guy 10 years older than her, then dated his dad! o.O)
-Best Tails Award: Awarded to the best sidekick who never shuts the hell up.
-Best Luigi Award: Awarded to the best sidekick who makes a lot of silly faces.
-Best Slippy Toad Award: Awarded to the best sidekick who does nothing but fail, get shot down, and forces you to save them.
-Best Princess Peach Award: Given to the smasher who is most likely to be kidnapped for being a pretty boi.
-Worst Translator Award: Most likely to misunderstand what you meant by a post.
-Snake of all Trades Award: Most likely to sneak up behind you stealthily and slit your throat off out of nowhere.
-Best Mewtwo Award: Given to a smash boards member who has been gone for a while, but is most likely to reappear again.
-Most Valuable Blogger: Awarded to the best blogger.
-Comeback Smasher of the Year Award: Given to the Smash Bros. player who came back after a long drought or returned to former greatness in the tournament scene (TAJ!!!)
-The Most Improved Smasher: Award given to the smasher who improved the most at (any) smash bros. (game) this year.
-Best Forum Award Ideas Award: Awarded to the person who made the best Forum Award ideas.
-The Captain Falcon Sexiest Mod Award: Awarded to the mod who shows the most skin, or who turns out to be be a dude, pretending to be a woman pretending to be a dude. o.O
-Bowser Award: Awarded to the Smasher who you think would have the best chance of beating you up.
-Big the Cat Award: Awarded to the most useless poster.
-Shadow the Hedgehog: Awarded to the poster who thinks he is hardcore but isn't (Alien Vision gets my vote, but he is banned!)
-Mini-Game Award: Most likely to be playing a mini-game in a friendly game of smash bros.
-The Wario Award: Most likely to fart in small places.
-The Sheik Award: Awarded to the person who you think is most likely to be disguised as another person or as an alter ego to hide their true identity.
-The Jigglypuff Award: Awarded to the Smasher you feel is probably the slowest runner for a skinny person.
-The Diddy Kong Award: Given to the smasher most likely to eat bananas.
-The Donkey Kong Award: Given to the smasher who likes to collect stuff the most.
-The Darth Vader Award: Given to the best father on Smash Boards.
-The Antigone Award: Given to the best sibling on Smash Boards.
-The Yoda Award: To person who talks most backward you must give award to. M-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmmm!!!
-The "Your Winner" Award: A fraud award given to a fraud award winner!
-The Sonic Award: Given to the fastest runner on the Smash Boards.
-Pokémon Trainer Award: Given to the Smash Boards member who has the most
Pokémon slave members on Smash Boards to do their dirty work for them while they chill!