Florida Power Rankings(worst smashers list)

[Zoro]

Florida's Worst Smashers
Made October 29th, 2007


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PANELISTS:

Zoro
Dguy
Rohins
Exarch
Limebackwards
Det
AngryLobster
Mankosuki





Totally ripped off from Socal's worst smashers list





Now, without further ado, I present to you the list, fully complete with descriptions of each player ranked!


12) Limebackwards
because he feels left out.

11) Rx
For living next to qdvs and not being pro.

10) C stick King
Only uses the c stick ,he once apologized to his opponent for accidentally using the shine, when he meant to fsmash.He gets number 10, because he is pretty bad, but not as bad as everyone else on this list.


9) Dooder
For losing to c-stick king in a tournament. C stick king completely dominated him.
"My shield button is shielding!"


8) Hungrybox
Because he thinks he is top 10 rofl
Having 621 useless posts (as of 11-7-07)

7) Doodah
Verbally owned by floridas worst smasher
"So that's why she wasn't moving last night."


6) Hiroshi
Although he would like to think of himself as floridas worst smasher there are so many more people that deserve that title. (5 to be exact)
For whining
Misses L cancels in his combo video.
Cannot pronounce ganondorf so he uses the abbreviation ggah
.. peace
-hiroshi

5) Smash your mom
For being the worst jiggs in florida
and for having the name smash your mom

4) Fyrewolf
The best samus in the state with the exception of every other one
Controller Johns "See it wont up b!" up b works fine

3) Cash mooney
"My Marth is like Ken's Marth on Steroids."
"Actually, I once beat Azen in a set."
"Can I sleep in your bed?"
"I don't suck. I am just rusty."
"You don't know how to play Marth." After getting JV 5 stocked in a Marth ditto with Angry Lobster.

2) Bifocals
Founder of Team c0ck n Balls
once tried to give dguy advice on how to play mewtwo
Looks at porn during tournaments at gigabits
Talking to Dark Falchion while he was playing in friendlies as Jiggs "Did you know Jiggs has a really good down b? It sends the enemies flying."
"I actually found a way to l cancel your wave dashes."
Never knows when to shut up

1) Miguel
He is that one squeeky voiced annoying kid.






Basically the rankings are as followed:
1. Miguel
2. Bifocals
3. .Cash mooney
4. Fyrewolf
5. Smash your mom
6. Hiroshi
7. Doodah
8. Hungrybox
9. Dooder
10.C stick King
11.Rx
12.Limebackwards





There you have it the worst smashers in Fl. Always something to do in the irc : )

Also I can add someone to this list if they are recommended.

 

[lime_backwards]

I FEEL INCLUDED. Anyway, yeah, good stuff.

edit: First post wins!

 

[Mankosuki]

lol I became a panelist just by seeing a copy of it ahead of time?

 

[Zoro]

yup thats how it is

 

[lime_backwards]

Yeah, I only volunteered myself, and I became a panelist. So, only now do I feel included.

 

[Zoro]

Well you had some input on the list so ur a panelist foo!

 

[lime_backwards]

Well, ok, I am not going to argue. So anyway, thanks.

 

[Varuna]

What about me? I'm so bad I don't even LIVE in florida!

 

[Renth]

i think this is the first power rankings list i won't argue about.

looks good guys.

 

[Rayku]

This list seriously screams 'PWNED'. You should make a collage of all the people, and just put 'OWNED' in every section.

I think it's a good idea

 

[Wikipedia]

None of this matters because Florida got lost somewhere in Atlantic after Husband threw it in the ocean.

 

[lime_backwards]

Redardless, I like the collage idea. This way everyone knows what we look like. Lol, like that is a good thing.

 

[RockCrock]

ahahahahah this was really good.

Well done, very funny.

 

[SheerMadness]

I'm fairly certain I should be on the list

 

[C@sH Mooney]

wow zoro

i got better too

and your missing quite a few people btw

zoro,MM me 5$ next gigs we go to

no ****ing joke

edit:why doesnt every1 steal things from socal? are they just that awesome?

 

[Zoro]

Im missing people really? tell me then haha

sure i need the money

 

[Rayku]

This actually sounds like something Chaddd would do, what with him saying all of GA sucks.

He should be directed to this thread

 

[BoomStick]

lol @ cash...

 

[vericz]

SOOO funny, good job

I remember Ray yelling "Are we allowed to look at porn in here!!!" while bifocals was looking at some. Too funny

 

[Laijin]

Cashmooney should be #1. He is known by everyone outside Florida for being a bad smasher.

 

[dguy6789]

Cashmooney should be #1. He is known by everyone outside Florida for being a bad smasher.

Nah, if you met any of the people ranked higher than him, you would change your mind.

 

[GAwes]

Cashmooney should be #1. He is known by everyone outside Florida for being a bad smasher.

lemme put it this way, i live in newcastle england, my friend ed knows who cash mooney is, but has never heard of korean dj or jiano, now thats ****in fame

 

[C@sH Mooney]

wow

wtf

wes,your joking

i feel awesome now :D

and thanks david

 

[ZorakBane]

i must be number 13 or 14.. haha

 

[h1roshi]

i must be number 13 or 14.. haha

your right , you should, hahahah ...peace

-Ggah

 

[Renth]

I demand Hiroshi move up a few spots for going from sheik a boring free style broken character to one that takes skill to play

...peace

 

[NES n00b]

Why am I not in this list? I am so horrible at this game. I have n00b in my name for heaven's sake.

Before anyone asks, yes I do live in FL and in a city that no one has heard of and I am not going to tell. My location under my avatar lies!!!!!!!!!

 

[Zoro]

move up spots means being better or worse?

 

[vericz]

move up spots means being better or worse?

If he moved from say 6th-7h that would make him better than the rest of the list.

Still a hilarious list

 

[h1roshi]

lol at bifocals, hahahah...peace

-hiroshi

 

[StripesOrBars]

Where's Sheer Madness and SmashMac?

Also, Blasphemy, I should at least be #4.

 

[dguy6789]

Just as the other power rankings list can change, so can this one. From time to time, we shall update it should players of unimaginable noobliness appear, or if current players achieve unprecedented levels of noobliness.

 

[Smash your MoM]

wow im in a top list lolol...i got to admit my jiggs did suck...lol i only played zoro twice and he owned me...so good SH IT zoro...but i think i got better so i would like to play u guys maybe i can get 10th....lol but 4 real i never played cash i hear he sucks.....he's like the brooklyn brawler of smash....lol every 1 knows him but his record is 2-6473....

and u dont like my name SMASH YOUR MOM........when i say "smash" i dont mean the game....

 

[Laijin]

wow im in a top list lolol...i got to admit my jiggs did suck...lol i only played zoro twice and he owned me...so SH IT zoro...but i think i got better so i would like to play u guys maybe i can get 10th....lol but 4 real i never played cash i i hear he sucks.....he's like the brooklyn brawler of smash....lol every 1 knows him but his record is 2-6473....

and u dont like my name SMASH YOUR MOM........when i say "smash" i dont mean the game....

The brooklyn brawler did beat Triple H that one time..

 

[Smash your MoM]

lol.......but whats his record every 1 gets lucky once...lol

 

[Zoro]

wow im in a top list lolol...i got to admit my jiggs did suck...lol i only played zoro twice and he owned me...so good SH IT zoro...but i think i got better so i would like to play u guys maybe i can get 10th....lol but 4 real i never played cash i hear he sucks.....he's like the brooklyn brawler of smash....lol every 1 knows him but his record is 2-6473....

and u dont like my name SMASH YOUR MOM........when i say "smash" i dont mean the game....

We shall play and see haha
btw ive seen worse jiggs im pokin fun

 

[hungrybox]

i dont get it.

 

[Rx-]

When you say I'm #11, is that because I've never lost?

 

[LoGikZ]

Incredible job, alot more fun to look at, i will definitly post up the nastynoobness when given the chance

 

[Mike G]

wow.. this thread is genius!

Mike G approves......peace.

- >_>