Fl Brawl Power Rankings!!

[Ruuku]

Lol, this is too funny. Power Rankings? At least wait a 6 months to a year. But all this forum drama, lol, too funny. xD.

PolMex speaks the truth.

 

[Raistlin]

you seriously should mirror match my friend, or play me and have him watch. Only because i want him to learn more things with link. I respect that he stays link, so i want him to be the very best...

that no one ever was...

to recover badly is his real test

to dair is his cause

who DO you use anyway zoro? I havn't met you yet, nor have i seen a match of yours

Pokemon reference full of win.

And I played Force at hard knocks, dude was pretty good with link, I was really surprised because all I had heard was how terrible link is.

 

[Samus_ABe]

eh i played him in a friendly and wiped him with my wario, but whatevs...im not saying he was bad

there is absolutly no link/ike that can phase my wario =) ill mm ne one who plays them gladly

that includes

xyz(but maybe not his g&w...respect..)
boosley
fenrir(i think he mains ike but he didnt play like it in doubles)

 

[?!?]

dont you play daniel?(grayfox)

 

[Equi]

As of now I'd say most of FIU would be top 5. They've placed the best in tournies, teams, singles, let's not be in denial here FIU has pretty much been ******* pwning.

So Danny SHOULD DEFINITELY get top 5 no doubt. Chaz should be up there. Chops. Galeon. Seibrik, Icekid etc. I'd have to check tournament results again but as of now the people I've mentioned should be in the top 10. That's not to mention Linguini, Riot, xyz, scarch, AFRO THUNDAH!!1111 and i guess Rx deserves it as of now too.

Also not to sound cocky, but I think I rank somewhere from 15-20 in the state as of now.

 

[Samus_ABe]

rofl no offense to linguini but are u serious lol...

 

[Equi]

rofl no offense to linguini but are u serious lol...

Linguini=good *** marth

i have trouble against him and he pwned at melee so he's top 20 or will be. not all good players from meleee transition to brawl's RPS system easily, so i say give it time his marthz good i don't get why he switched DK though wtf =P

DK rockz but still

 

[Linguini]

lol well i do recall you placed like 33rd at gigabits abe and i placed 13th.........ive also placed top 10 at every tourney ive been except seibriks most recent one.
I still play marth but i only secondary him for like 3 matchups. Overall,my DK is alot better than my marth now plus marth is too boring to main.
edit: ill gladly mm you at the next tourney for 10 bucks.

 

[Samus_ABe]

i kno i wasnt talking **** linguini...i guess im just being **** since i 2-0ed ur marth and im a cocky ***g0t...

now for the serious gigs jons rofl......my bracket matches didnt start till 2:00 am and i had a 3 hour drive ahead of me...not to sound **** to rx and verciz(the two metas i lost to) but i def was not playing with full effort at that time........my only two tournies i have been to were zero ping(where i beat u) and gigs(where i didnt give a **** at the end of the night)

but yeah, i give u respect for good placings, they really do mean a lot(not being sarcastic) even tho u ditched me at last gigs(and my random teamate and i ended up placing higher than u and icekid) i dont have hard feelings..

dk/wario team possibilty in the future?

 

[Linguini]

i kno i wasnt talking **** linguini...i guess im just being **** since i 2-0ed ur marth and im a cocky ***g0t...

now for the serious gigs jons rofl......my bracket matches didnt start till 2:00 am and i had a 3 hour drive ahead of me...not to sound **** to rx and verciz(the two metas i lost to) but i def was not playing with full effort at that time........my only two tournies i have been to were zero ping(where i beat u) and gigs(where i didnt give a **** at the end of the night)

but yeah, i give u respect for good placings, they really do mean a lot(not being sarcastic) even tho u ditched me at last gigs(and my random teamate and i ended up placing higher than u and icekid) i dont have hard feelings..

dk/wario team possibilty in the future?

time for my serious gigs jons....... i wasnt trying at all in the bracket either cuz i was tired, i dont actually play this game at all,i dont have online, im 16 so i have limited xp points,and i had to ride in a car with an afro for 3 hours on the way to gigs.
yep, all valid johns.

 

[Angrylobster]

why do all of these new players

JOHN

SO

****ING

MUCH

 

[Samus_ABe]

haha good **** man yeah johns are ghey i shoulda never even said that ghey stuff

wow i didnt kno u were 16 thats kinda crazy to me....and wahts up lets play wario vs dk soon?

 

[Samus_ABe]

cmon angry im like the last person to john and ummm i was at many melee tournies sorry u never played my samus...

johns are inevitable and hey lets face it...sometimes johnning feels good on the inside(rofl im drunk sry)

 

[QDVS]

Everyone johns, just no need to do it on the boards all the time!!!

 

[Laijin]

The worst kind of johns are controller johns, playing bad johns and being sleepy johns.

 

[GodMeowMix]

Or in denial johns, when you john about a match and you're like "Oh no I don't john man! Don't call me that kinda guy" but you just did like 10 minutes ago.

 

[StripesOrBars]

The worst kind of Johns are:

"I don't even play this game" johns.

Especially when these ***gots say it right after they get destroyed.

STFU no one cares if you dont play geezus.

You're obviosly confindent in yourself if you're paying $20 to play in tourney.

 

[RockCrock]

The worst kind of Johns are:
"I don't even play this game" johns.
Especially when these ***gots say it right after they get destroyed.
STFU no one cares if you dont play geezus.
You're obviosly confindent in yourself if you're paying $20 to play in tourney.

I actually hear "I don't even own this game" somewhat often.

Also, "The worst part is you're not even good" is very funny.

 

[StripesOrBars]

LOL.

That's the Nexus Crew Johns.

(No I'm not Nexus)

 

[Rohins]

DiDdY KoNg iS ChEaP tHaT IsH iS BaNaNaS

:random:

 

[StripesOrBars]

Ugh.

Why doesn't Rohins live in my closet?

 

[Rohins]

because I'd be constantly coming out.

 

[Raistlin]

God DAMMIT Rohins, you are too cool for Washington, get your fine *** back here.

 

[hungrybox]

controller johns are the effing worst

they always seem to happen to me in finals for no reason

maybe cuz im nervous

btw i can't lose at melee now

 

[SheerMadness]

DiDdY KoNg iS ChEaP tHaT IsH iS BaNaNaS

Ugh. Why doesn't Rohins live in my closet?

because I'd be constantly coming out.

LOL that ****ing sequence cracked me the **** up. You guys are some comical *****es.

 

[OTRU...]

iight *****es, just dont be that guy

 

[Laijin]

+ =

 

[Mr.Showtime]

Lmfao that was a good one Laijin

 

[Samus_ABe]

well the only reason i didnt place top ten at last gigs was because i work 45 hours a week in a management position, and im a full time student. My controller was the wrong color, and i was too hot. plus, i had all these mosquito bites(was it like mosquito mating season in orlando) and they were itching during all my matches. my cat was giving birth that day and i couldnt stop thinking about all the kittens, and i had this sore on my inner lip that i couldnt stop poking with my tounge. plus i had just had sex with a hooker and i was afraid i might have contracted hiv, so i couldnt concentrate.

 

[xYz]

well the only reason i didnt place top ten at last gigs was because i work 45 hours a week in a management position, and im a full time student. My controller was the wrong color, and i was too hot. plus, i had all these mosquito bites(was it like mosquito mating season in orlando) and they were itching during all my matches. my cat was giving birth that day and i couldnt stop thinking about all the kittens, and i had this sore on my inner lip that i couldnt stop poking with my tounge. plus i had just had sex with a hooker and i was afraid i might have contracted hiv, so i couldnt concentrate.

all valid johnz abe hahaha.

but ya, I think I only played your wario once,(one match or one set... can't remember) I do pretty decent against wario's with my ike.... were gonna have to play a few more sets again.

OT: LOL i loved angry's angry post... that **** was pretty funny.

thanks equi for the mention, your meta is 2 gewd... WOLF dittos!!

 

[Pinkdude]

well the only reason i didnt place top ten at last gigs was because i work 45 hours a week in a management position, and im a full time student. My controller was the wrong color, and i was too hot. plus, i had all these mosquito bites(was it like mosquito mating season in orlando) and they were itching during all my matches. my cat was giving birth that day and i couldnt stop thinking about all the kittens, and i had this sore on my inner lip that i couldnt stop poking with my tounge. plus i had just had sex with a hooker and i was afraid i might have contracted hiv, so i couldnt concentrate.

lol, true that

 

[SheerMadness]

I think it was Equi that was playin melee with me and queenie at the very end? Mad props to him though hes got a really smart melee Marth. Not gonna lie I thought he was a brawl noob before I saw him play melee. I was pritty shocked.

 

[Rx-]

So for anyone who honestly thinks I got 1st/split by tornado spamming... I didn't.

You can't tornado spam another Meta Knight (Reno), because they would just do it back.
You can't tornado spam a Falco (Tommy G), because they can sit back and laser.
You can't tornado spam a Lucas (Galeon), because they will either Pk Fire you away, or whack you with a big f*cking stick.

And you CERTAINLY can't tornado spam Danny, because he is too good for that, and actually DI's out...


So anyone who does not give me credit for skill in this game, I will MM you for $10, and I will agree to use no more than 3 tornados.


And also I will have sex with your mom if I win.

And Ryan Sparks and Doodah will both join me.


Speaking of Meta Knight, has anyone tried him at all since last week?

And also, I call my cat was giving birth that day johns.

 

[Mr.Showtime]

RX I will MM you, and I don't care if you use tornado or not. It's annoying how many people whine about it...

 

[Mr H is MARIO]

Yeah I'll MM you with 10 dollars, and you can use all the tornados you want. I have a full counter to that character.

 

[Mr.Showtime]

So Mr.H why are you complaining about MK's B again? So now you are going to spam back or something?

 

[Mr H is MARIO]

MK > D3, that enough for you?

 

[Rx-]

MK > D3, that enough for you?

MK *COUNTERS* D3.

Not better than, because in my opinion D3 counters Snake and Snake counters Meta.

So this game is pretty triangular.

 

[Mr H is MARIO]

Wow You Know What Man Your Triangular Now What, Imgodzilla Big Man Bigger Then The earf






imma
Earf
Shaker

 

[Linguini]

Smash is like Pokemon, if you want to win at a high(high=gay in brawl speak) level you have to accept that your going to have to switch characters for at least 2 or 3 matchups.
This IS Pokemon.
Water counters fire *****.