I had a dream last night.
I can only remember from about halfway through, but we (me and 2 other people) were in a shop that had pokemon figurines and my friend had to buy something from the store. He found this little piece of paper that had some mechanism that it could draw on itself, and I found a Pidgey/Rooster/Spearow figurine, with a 1 written on it.
So I asked if I could buy it (coz it was $1, CHEAP!) and the woman asked if i knew anything about currency. And apparently it was 1 yen so I had to give her the $1 and then got a lecture on how she had to calculate the change, and she was explaining this and various math sums floated in the air and I started coughing onto the ground. She asked If i was ok, at which point i stopped coughing. I didn't buy the figurine.
Then we were at some plant shop, and we saw some kind of sheriff guy killing all the clowns on the sidewalk, and then a narrator voice described this was his job, however there was a crazy murderous clown (which sorta looked like the witches from L4D2 except bright white and with curly red hair and a big mouth for a face) that he could not defeat. So we saw him get killed.
Not quite sure what happened then, but now I'm the sheriff, and I kill 2 clowns and then I'm getting chased by the crazy clown so I won through numerous malls and shops including the pokemon figurine one, with me knocking stuff over to create traps for the clown and the clown knocking people over (but not attacking them) and eventually I run through a really posh palace where it looks like the Pre-Party before a wedding happens, men in suits, women in dresses, reserved tables.
The clown and I run through, wrecking the place up, and as I run up the stairs out of the building I somehow come into obtaining a large metal pole with I spear down the stairs, and this knocks down the clown temporarily. So I keep running, and he cant see me, so as I exit the building I run around the corner and up this giant triagle coming out of the ground thats leaning so you can sit on it and hide from stuff on the ground.
Anyway my friend James is sitting up the top with some other dude (James is that guy that comes to N2C meets with me once every blue moon) and he is pissed because he is supposed to be marrying someone but they are late. So i explain that it's my fault (no idea why) and then before he says anything, the crazy clown, who is now for some reason a hot girl, comes up the triangle and says that it was her fault, because she had set it up so his about-to-be wife was late because she said they weren't right for each other.
James says this is ok, and things stop making sense here because It seems clear that the crazy clown girl was the one supposed to be James wife so it doesn't really make sense. I end up flirting with her which climaxes in me teaming with her in doubles for the Melty Blood tournament.
*SUDDEN ENVIRONMENT CHANGE*
Left to right: Some ******, Me, James, James's friend - Are crouching in the bush, talking. Then a tiger comes near, and the Crazy Clown girl is wearing a tigers mask, warning us the tiger will come. The ******** dude starts laughing as the tiger comes near and it bites his ankle but the crazy clown girl pats the tiger, which comes to me, and it licks me a bit and i pat it, then it skips James, sniffs his friend, and leaves. Then the crazy clown girl (since she isnt the crazy clown anymore I am gonna start calling her girl) takes of her tiger mask and makes us get up and come to school. We ditch the ******, coz we hate him.
When we get to school, I look at the clock to see if we are late and it isn't 7:30am, it's like 3:00pm, and I am supposed to get up at 7:30am today because that's what I set my alarm for. I become aware that this is a dream, and could have probably done some lucid dreaming, but in my fright that I had woken up late and was going to miss out on seeing a movie today with a friend, I made myself wake up.
Now awake (not dreaming anymore) I've realised that going to the movies with my friend was cancelled last night, and not only that, but i woke up at 1:30pm anyway, so I'm glad it was cancelled, otherwise i'd look like a douche -__-
The end.