Dota2

[Splice]

Winning every game forever no matter how **** your team is, is better (Disclaimer: May need 10 games warm up before this happens)

Meepo was my tryhard hero. Although before I took my break recently, I was really starting to enjoy tryhard Antimage.

Random is pretty fun though but 9/10 times I'm too Pusy to do that, when I see **** lineups that are countered by an individual hero... I can't resist.

 

[Redact]

Just pick alchemist erry time he da mony maka. U hit da kreepz n he can hook u up wif sum sikkkk item. Hook a brotha uppppp

 

[Splice]

If you hit 10 creeps with alchemist you get 170 bonus gold that other heroes would not get
If you were playing as Antimage/Meepo, you hit 20 creeps within that time and jungled for a little bit.

But yeah alch is still a total bro, can't take that away

Edit: btw New heroes in dota 6.75? Probably going back to DotA1 for a while then anyway

 

[Splice]

New Hero, "Zet Arc Warden"
He can use activate items twice at once with ulti
It's like dual wielding items

solo rosh at 13 min with necro

Get 800 GPM every game with Midas

Rax in 5 second, safely, with 100% evasion +80 Atk Speed AoE Spell (incoming nerf probably)

One New Hero
Just became the meta

 

[Splice]

WE ARE ELECTRIC
GET YOUR FIX:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8PSGxAzpjI

Redact is the Pudge

The song playing is composed by me :D

 

[Sebby]

Lol hahaha the music just fking makes it hahahahahahahah

 

[Redact]

ill have to make a post buff alchemist video soon, that hero is just too fun now

 

[Splice]

Did you know that for like one day after 6.75 patch was introduced to DotA 2, Chen could control Roshan?
And Roshan would be invulnerable when you move him out the pit, so you win.

Please use more of my songs Redact

I can make more for you

I can capture the atmosphere of Alchemist

 

[Jamwa]

I was expecting the actual song but then it was amazing

 

[Splice]

FULL VERSION OF THE SONG
http://soundcloud.com/wellgeeidk/doo-doo-burning

Please promote this, sell it to your friends and graffiti the url behind churches

ty

 

[Jamwa]

Oh the description
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn7EAJvYx3c

 

[Jamwa]

Everyone from the Lucas Boards plays League of Lesbians

kmn

I must add that billy's music is very suiting to listen to whilst browsing reddit

 

[Splice]

SPIRITBREAKER JOKES

COMING ATCHYA EVERYDAY IN THIS THREAD

My debut;
What do you call a flying Spiritbreaker?



Parathrum.

*applause*


What do you call the sections of an essay written by Spiritbreaker?



Baragraphs

*uncontrollable laughter*

Thankyou, thankyou, see you here this time, tomorrow, everyday.

 

[Splice]

OK AND A SPECIAL FOR YOU JUST BECAUSE THIS IS THE INTRODUCTORY SPECIAL EDITION
OF SPIRIT BREAKER JOKES (First Season, Episode 1)

What do you call Spiritbreaker when he is totally off his face?












Spirit taker

 

[asianaussie]

billy have i told you how godlike you are recently?

i haven't, have i

you're godlike

 

[Splice]

That is very nice of you Alfred <3


Now without further adieu...
here is the SECOND EPISODE OF
SPIRITBREAKER JOKES

What was the name of the Spiritbreaker who became a pirate?



BaraRum

and
What happened to the Spiritbreaker who became a gardener?




He got a Greenthrum


Thankyou, thankyou, see you tomorrow.

 

[robyextreme]

splice do you play north america DLG? dota1

 

[Splice]

Nope sorry, I only play dota1 on an Australian client. And my username isn't Splice in dota2 if that matters to you, either way I'm not the droid you are looking for.

While you're here though I have a question for you....


What does Spiritbreaker say when he offers you a fruit?

 

[TakFR]

What do you call Spiritbreaker when he is totally off his face?

Spirit taker

I like how Alchemist has gone from **** why did I random this to omg yes I got Alchemist so fun

 

[Dekar289]

WHAT IS THE PUNCHLINE i MUST KNOW BILLEHHHH

 

[Splice]

What does Spiritbreaker say when he offers you a fruit?

"HavaPlum"


More coming later today.

 

[Splice]

Alright Folks, ladies and gentlemen...

Time for
SPIRITBREAKER JOKES
[Episode 3]

How many stores does Spiritbreaker visit when he goes shopping?


A single Target.

*side-splitting laughter*
*cue change of pants for the audience*

What did Spiritbreaker say when he sat on his legs for too long?

"Bara Numb"

Thankyou and goodnight!

 

[asianaussie]

i waited all day for that

and i was not let down

Spoiler

actually lol'd at single target

i love our bashy yak thing

 

[Dekar289]

11:41 AM - Vincent: centaurs ult is pretty ridiculous
11:41 AM - Vincent: lycans everywhere
11:41 AM - Vincent: imagine rubick steals centuar
11:41 AM - Vincent: it'll be like
11:41 AM - Vincent: lightning melee

 

[SmashGuy]

man, u guys have a problem with dp'ing! Im reallyglad i got to see some one who plays Lucas!..

O and Vicity halli ventro, ocha spealar DOta

 

[Splice]

11:41 AM - Vincent: centaurs ult is pretty ridiculous
11:41 AM - Vincent: lycans everywhere
11:41 AM - Vincent: imagine rubick steals centuar
11:41 AM - Vincent: it'll be like
11:41 AM - Vincent: lightning melee

Do you even have Centaur in your dota 2 yet?

 

[Splice]

SPIRITBREAKER JOKES
[Episode 4]

What do you call Barathrums illusions?

SpiritFakers


*ear to ear grins and applause*


METAPHORIC JOKE TIME

Why can't Spiritbreaker change a lightbulb?


...


Too many Storm Bolts.

THIS ONE'S FOR THE MECHANICS WIZARDS OUT THERE
HAVE A NICE DAY

 

[Splice]

Explaining that last joke: The Lightbulb represents BKB
The reason Spiritbreaker was unable to pierce BKB with his bash in wc3 is because it was programmed by creating a storm bolt (which is a spell/buff) that would hit the target and stun them. This was removed recently and the bash was reprogrammed so it would pierce BKB and this change was then edited to dota2 as well.

Still the fact still stands, if there are storm bolts going around, SB cannot change that lightbulb (or pierce BKB)

Regular programming will return later this evening.

 

[Splice]

OH YEAH YOU WAITED
YOU TOTALLY ANTICIPATED
AND NOW YOU WILL BE COMPENSATED
BECAUSE IT'S TIME FOR

SPIRITBREAKER JOKES
[Episode 5]


What was Spiritbreakers stage name when he became a famous guitarist?




Barastrum

*enthusiastic cheer*


Why did SpiritBreaker cross the road?





Charge of Darkness was on cooldown :/

*audience is on the edge of their seat*


What was Spiritbreaker's K-Pop act called?





KARAthrum

*expressions of satisfaction and pleasure eminate from the crowd*

Now I'm off, but don't you shed a tear
Because tomorrow evening once again, Spiritbreaker jokes will be here!
Gnight Y'all

 

[Splice]

SPIRITBREAKER JOKES
[Episode 6]

What was the name of Spiritbreakers Candy Enterprise?



BaraYum!

*golf claps*


What do you get when Spiritbreaker the ticket inspector finds you've evaded paying the fair?




You get charged...


.. Of Darkness!


*Standing Ovation*

 

[Splice]

And we're back with
SPIRITBREAKER JOKES
[Episode 7]

What was the product when Spiritbreaker signed a contract with Wrigley's?



BaraGum

*hollers*

What was the name of Spiritbreakers mother?



Baramum

*toots and whistles*


That's all for this evening...
See you round like a donut!

 

[Splice]

SPIRITBREAKER JOKES
[Episode 8]

SPECIAL FAN ART EDITION

- Made by ME BRA

And featuring works from the many guests we have on the show tonight:

- Made by Sealion, courtesy of AsianAussies AWARENESS OF IT'S EXISTENCE

-Made by Jamwa

Embrace it, Savour it, Nurture the goodness
Peace out

 

[Splice]

Internet... where are you taking me...

This is so beautiful

 

[Splice]

The Humble
Spiritbreaker Jokes
Episode 9

If Spiritbreaker was a salmon, and then you caught him and turned him into food, what would be the best possible name to market it as?

Spoiler

BaraChum

 

[TakFR]

SPIRITBREAKER JOKES
[Episode 8]

SPECIAL FAN ART EDITION

- Made by ME BRA

I think only this can express how good this

 

[Splice]

Thanks Tak, that first GIF is hilarious. I have a special one today.

I think every member of the community can relate to this one.




A CENTAUR WALKS INTO THE BAR







































THERE IS NO COUNTER

 

[Redact]

where did billy go is he ok

 

[Dekar289]

rip in peace bill

 

[asianaussie]

billy became infatuated with broodmother, and he was so ashamed that he couldn't face barathrum again, let alone write about him

 

[Splice]

CAN'T STOP