Do only falco mainers have bread?

[PCHU]

Wow, three times in one thread.
That's a new record.
BREADMASTER!!!!!

I give every Falco a D-tilt to the crotch.
G&W could care less for your bread. =)

FALCO COULD CARE LESS FOR YOUR EMO ROBOT!
*It seems one blast wasn't enough, so he was blasted until he melted*

1. Falco has bread.
2. ROB has chips.
3. Chips are better than bread.
4. ROB is better than Falco.

5. IN YOUR DREAMS!
*ALL ROBs are destroyed in a BREADMASTER!!!!! rampage*

Ike has friends though...

>.>

kthxcannibalbai

FRIENDS AREN'T CHEESE-TOPPED AND FILLED WITH ITALIAN HERBS!
*Nyjin is no longer available for a Brawl, as he is no longer available for anyone*

Some people don't understand.
Falco reflects your lasers.
Falco has blue lasers.
Blue lasers are cooler that pink lasers.
His blue lasers in particular can laserlock.
Can rob laserlock?
NO!
HE HAS TO CHARGE!
I suggest you think twice before posting this nonsense.

And Ike is a friend of ours.
Though we don't give him much bread (We are more generous toward fellow Falcos), he understands, because if we gave him some, EVERYONE would want some.
Since I main both Ike AND Falco (My friend who plays Kirby loses to them, and I find them easy to play. Marth takes more skill, and isn't that easy against his Kirby), I am nicer to Ike mainers (as long as they think Falco's cool), and if they're lucky, they get 1/4th of a loaf of bread, maybe with some cheese on top.

I know most Falco mainers aren't pleased with my agreement with Ikes, but we try hard to be best, and it takes a lot of work to play both characters correctly.

Post as you wish, but I would HATE to have to bring out my BREADMASTER!!!!! again.

 

[the melon!!!!!]

Ike isn't all bad, I'll agree. I played him for about a day and I was pleased. The only reason that I'll agree with the bread giving to the Ikes is because they don't have anything or themselves but each other, or their "friends". The problem is that they in turn have nothing to eat but each other. Thus we have to give at least some bread to them to prevent them from going into a cannibalistic frenzy.

 

[Pearl Floatzel]

So who are Falco's friends so far that haven't been BREADMASTER!!!!!!ed? Ike, Wolf, Marth, and MK? Are they the only ones wise enough not to invoke the wrath of the BREADMASTER!!!!!!?

 

[the melon!!!!!]

That's pretty much it, yeah. Those guys are the only ones smart enough not to envoke our wrath.

 

[Light_13]

*Light walks in thread only to see PCHU AKA _______Pheonix.

EVIL GLARE

Lights scouter shatters as he pulls out his blaster and starts a SHDL approach.

 

[DKKountry]

*Saunters into thread with a bird dog, a shotgun, and about ten pounds of bird shot. Looks around and smiles contentedly.*

 

[Pearl Floatzel]

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=184985

The Gay Man Watchers have declared war. So sad, the lengths they will go to in order to delude themselves.

 

[PCHU]

*Light walks in thread only to see PCHU AKA _______Pheonix.

EVIL GLARE

Lights scouter shatters as he pulls out his blaster and starts a SHDL approach.

*Native Faith plays in the background softly*
So....it's come to this?
I thought it might.
Who would've thought that you would come back for more?

After all that searching, you have found me.
*PCHU glows brightly*
But....
I TOLD YOU, IT'S PCHU THE FENIX!
RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGH!
*Reach for the Moon, Immortal Smoke starts playing*
BREAD Trainer PCHU would like to battle!
BREAD Trainer PCHU sent out red Falco!
Light_13 sent out some other color Falco!

What will Light_13 do?
SHDL<-_________DTAUNT

AERIAL_______CAMP

L13Falco used SHDL!
It's not very effective....

RedFalco used reflector!
Reflector reflected the SHDL!
It's not very effective....

RedFalco followed up his Reflector with Chainspike!
It's super effective!
L13Falco fainted!

Who will Light_13 send out?

L13Falco______L13Falco<-
HP: 0/500_______HP: 419/ 419



Or, if you prefer....
I reflected your SHDL and chainspiked you.
Well, what now?
You've got one stock left.
Yes, I fight two stock matches.
For recording purposes.

 

[Onomanic]

Falco mainers are the funniest mainers out there.

Who needs friends when you have bread?

 

[acv]

Falco mainers are the funniest mainers out there.

Who needs friends when you have bread?

the bread is your friend.

 

[hippochinfat!!]

Every main of every character gets bread, but Falco and his bread have an intimate relationship so he wants you to keep his hands of it.

 

[Suntan Luigi]

As long as you don't try meat. Ever

 

[PCHU]

Every main of every character gets bread, but Falco and his bread have an intimate relationship so he wants you to keep his hands of it.

The others have no bread.
AT ALL.
You see, Falco is the only one with bread.
Why?
He's one of the only ones that can bake it.
I did a very nice essay on the properties of bread.
It can be found here: http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=182635
Also, be sure to look here: http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=181363&page=2
This is the incredibly long battle that Light_13 and I have.
It's where all of this between he and I (she and I, I don't know what Light_13 is!) started.

As long as you don't try meat. Ever

Aww, meat is okay. (Note, by okay I mean good, but not as awesome as bread)
But NEVER BIRD MEAT.
Shrimp is highly recommended, but if you like catfish, we don't care.
ANY bird meat (chicken, turkey, etc.) will result in IMMEDIATE confiscation of bread.
Bread will always remain the mascot, but it's okay if you add something to it.
Just be careful, add too much and that's a ticket.
The fine is 1 loaf of bread, and it had better be some good bread.

 

[shadowtroop]

Well can I still get his Grape, since he is my debatable 2nd?

(alternate d-taunt Btw)

 

[Shy Guy 86]

LOL it does sound like "Hands off mah bread/grapes"

Bread is the main mascot, followed by Pizza Cake(and maybe grapes now)

Falco's bread will be the Ultimate Tier(God tier seems too religious) it will be somthing like this

Ultimate Tier
Falco's Bread









Pizza Cake



Grapes










































MK/Snake

 

[hippochinfat!!]

The others have no bread.
AT ALL.
You see, Falco is the only one with bread.
Why?
He's one of the only ones that can bake it.
I did a very nice essay on the properties of bread.
It can be found here: http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=182635
Also, be sure to look here: http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=181363&page=2
This is the incredibly long battle that Light_13 and I have.
It's where all of this between he and I (she and I, I don't know what Light_13 is!) started.


Aww, meat is okay. (Note, by okay I mean good, but not as awesome as bread)
But NEVER BIRD MEAT.
Shrimp is highly recommended, but if you like catfish, we don't care.
ANY bird meat (chicken, turkey, etc.) will result in IMMEDIATE confiscation of bread.
Bread will always remain the mascot, but it's okay if you add something to it.
Just be careful, add too much and that's a ticket.
The fine is 1 loaf of bread, and it had better be some good bread.

Peach is clearly capable of baking a cake, of course she's able to make bread! Zelda, Marth and Samus should too since they're woman and woman are supposed to live in the kitchen! Just kidding. They can go in the living room to vaccum.

 

[shadowtroop]

High Ultimate Tier: Pizza cake made with bread and grapes


Duhh...

 

[Kazon]

High Ultimate Tier: Pizza cake made with bread and grapes


Duhh...

**** that's making me hungry =O

 

[Dyxnar14]

Pizza cake made out of Bread and Grapes are more broken then snake and Meta knight put together.(Its a fact but i still main Snake =D

 

[shadowtroop]

Hey!

you main snake too! I'll share my grapes with you!

 

[PCHU]

Why do we have snake mainers in our midst?
Sharing......GRAPES!?
THERE ARE NO GRAPES IN BREAD, OR SHRIMP!
You people are grounded.
No mortar sliding for ONE WHOLE MATCH.

And for the last freakin' time,
FALCO
WORKS
ALONE!
NOBODY ELSE TOUCHES HIS BREAD!
NOBODY ELSE ADDS ON TO HIS BREAD!
BREAD MIXED WITH ANYTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!

Let me put it in a formula:
Bread(B to PWNth power)+ Anything else(C)= Death to the person who tried to mix them together.(D)
(B x PWN)+ C= D
Bread does not bond at all.
Let this be remembered.

 

[Zelinker]

Scary...

So I main Falco, Ike, and Snake.
Falco: 85% of the time
Ike: 25% of the time
Snake: 25% of the time.

Yes, it doesn't add up to 100%
No, I don't give a ****.

Do I get anything? Even a little tiny fragment?
/me looks hopefully

 

[bobwaffles]

What kind of eggs does Falco prefer anyway? Can't be bird eggs, I guess.

 

[Kinzer]

Only Falco mainers have bread because nobody else can get their hands on it.

 

[Ace55]

I am a Christian, hope you are too

How about we keep religion and Smasbros as far away from each other as possible?

 

[aznfreak13]

It over 9000!!!

 

[riboflavinbob]

well snake's on a plane... so he gets airplane food. which really isn't that bad, i don't know what everyone's always joking about

 

[shadowtroop]

Why do we have snake mainers in our midst?
Sharing......GRAPES!?
THERE ARE NO GRAPES IN BREAD, OR SHRIMP!
You people are grounded.
No mortar sliding for ONE WHOLE MATCH.

And for the last freakin' time,
FALCO
WORKS
ALONE!
NOBODY ELSE TOUCHES HIS BREAD!
NOBODY ELSE ADDS ON TO HIS BREAD!
BREAD MIXED WITH ANYTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!

Let me put it in a formula:
Bread(B to PWNth power)+ Anything else(C)= Death to the person who tried to mix them together.(D)
(B x PWN)+ C= D
Bread does not bond at all.
Let this be remembered.

Mix it with Pizza cake and grapes!! you can, after all make stuff with bread!

falco is my second main!

*!*

*gets out of box with smash bros. logo on it*


Also, i will mortar slide as much as I want to! *sticks tongue out*

 

[PCHU]

Mix it with Pizza cake and grapes!! you can, after all make stuff with bread!

falco is my second main!

*!*

*gets out of box with smash bros. logo on it*


Also, i will mortar slide as much as I want to! *sticks tongue out*

Try mortar sliding after being chainspiked.
In a one stock match.
IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!
JUST LIKE MIXING STUFF WITH BREAD!
Remember this:
[B(Falco brand bread) x PWN) + C = D.
You can't mix Falco brand bread without dying.
And the bread doesn't mix completely because it contains a property that forbids any fusion of any sort.
Holding the bread against the grapes doesn't help.


And where did the melon!!!!! go?
YOU BETTER COME ON OUT!

 

[the melon!!!!!]

I'm busy watching the fireworks!

I've been watching this, but I hadn't felt the need to post. You've been more than handling these guys on your own. Great work!

And yeah, what are they thinking? GRAPES!!?? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DISGUSTING THAT SOUNDS TOGETHER!!?? Bread is almighty, nothing else can compare, so please stop trying to make other characters seem even close to as good as the Bready Breadness of Falco!!!!!

*Hoobastank - Running Away begins to play in the background*
So now we have come to this, you people just can't shut your traps about other characters on OUR FABULOUS THREAD!! WHY!!?? I know why. You question the greatness of our bread! We shall destroy you all.

*gets out his special BREADMASTER*

It's on!! You ready PCHU?

 

[Dr Peepee]

but if you like catfish, we don't care.

As a representative of NC and Marth mainer, I feel it's my duty to show you this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs8IN5Rc1js

That said, I agree with everything else in this thread.

 

[the melon!!!!!]

Wow. That's all I have to say. Wow. That just ruined that huge tangent I wanted to go on. I now really don't like you, random person for ruining my joyous rant!



Kidding! That was very funny. Thanks for the greatness of the catfish, even though it can't compare to the bread!

 

[Dr Peepee]

No problem man. Everyone in NC are the only ones with the Catfish, so in a way it's like bread, but I'll agree it's not as tasty. Also, I just wanted to say that Catfish is a healthy complement to the awesome bread. Just helping to clear a few things up. I'm enjoying this thread!

 

[PCHU]

*gets out his special BREADMASTER*

It's on!! You ready PCHU?

Heck yeah, I'm ready.
But....
PERSONALLY, I PREFER Reach for the Moon, Immortal Smoke AS BACKGROUND MUSIC!
Whatever.
BREADMASTER!!!!!
This is the going to be the third sad day in Lylat.
That's pathetic, especially coming from the FALCO BOARDS!
WATCH THE POWER OF BREADMASTER!!!!!!

 

[PCHU]

Sorry for the double post...

No problem man. Everyone in NC are the only ones with the Catfish, so in a way it's like bread, but I'll agree it's not as tasty. Also, I just wanted to say that Catfish is a healthy complement to the awesome bread. Just helping to clear a few things up. I'm enjoying this thread!

I'm the one who commented on that Marth vs. Wario video.
I'm PkPCHU.

But catfish is rather.....strange.
Catfish WITH bread (not bonded with, but eaten at the same time) is good.
Catfish alone is meh, but Italian Herbs and cheese bread rocks.
No matter what, Italian Herbs and cheese bread SHALL dominate.

 

[Dr Peepee]

I thought that that was you. I'm still killing it with the Catfish over here in NC, but I'm now thinking about working some bread into my game. Falco is seriously a beast!

I agree with your post on the stuff after that PCHU lol.

 

[Beetle Juice]

for some reason beetles always comes outta my bread.

why is that?

 

[PCHU]

You're not supposed to try to wavedash in Brawl, Beetle Juice.
That's what causes your problem.

 

[Light_13]

.....wtf happned? >.< I think I Whited out. Last thing I remember was getting caught in a CG.......huh whatever*Limps out of thread*

Wonder whos in those BREADMASTERS

 

[PCHU]

.....wtf happned? >.< I think I Whited out. Last thing I remember was getting caught in a CG.......huh whatever*Limps out of thread*

Wonder whos in those BREADMASTERS

*Reach for the Moon, Immortal Smoke resumes in the background*
*PCHU gets out of BREADMASTER!!!!!*
I AM INSIDE THE 'MASTER!
THAT'S IT GRRRRRAAAAAHAHHHCHAINSPIKE!!!!!!!
*PCHU chainspikes Light_13 AGAIN*
EPIC FAILURE
*RftMIS stops*
That should teach you, NEVER take on a PHOENIX.
Especially a 14-year-old-phoenix.