Diablo III: Not even death can save you from me

[Divinokage]

kage confirmed for ****ing weirdo lol

VERY WARRIOR LIKE KAGE SAMA

Who said I'm trying to outsmart anybody? I made a prediction and now people are mad at that correct prediction. You want to know why I find this funny, it's because people are getting mad in the first place... if they truly expect that then there's no reason to be mad, a little detachment from that situation would serve to not waste your emotions on something like this. It's stupid.

 

[Hylian]

My friends and I all got in save one who we are waiting on.

 

[Player-3]

 

[Hylian]

Just getting past the skel king .

 

[O D I N]

BigBossODIN#1326

I'll be on later, but I'll probably end up playing solo.

 

[Seifersythe]

No

She was almost cute, but she had this really creepy vibe like you felt like you were increasing your chances for something bad to happen the longer this awkward scenario was going on

And Diablo 3 > random girl who could have std's or a knife and kill me after sexy time SORRY

Dude, yanderes are so in right now.

 

[Lovage]

game gets hella fun the moment skeleton king dies

 

[Deleted member]

Oi, folks are spamming Metacritic with scathing (and from what I can tell, undeserved) reviews.

 

[GwJ]

So basically, this is like any other high-profile game launch?

 

[O D I N]

Apparently, it's the new "Hip-Thing" to do these days.

Back in my day, punk kids would just dunk other kids in toilets and flush them with their heads still in there. You'd be lucky if it was clean.

Then you all started calling asking about the "War Frogs" that we never had in stock...

...Damn kids...

 

[Asdioh]

Yeah it's too bad people are jerks

Anyway, I still have to play on awful 800x600 resolution, but I just made it to the first waypoint and it feels like it's at least running a little bit better than it did during open beta. I'm sure there will still be bad FPS drops when there are lots of monsters/particle effects, but I might be able to play through normal difficulty on this laptop before I get a new compewter. :O

edit: Why can't I hold all these short bows?

 

[Smooth Criminal]

Metacritic gave D3 a 37 out of 100?

Man. Good thing I don't give a rat's *** about it.

Smooth Criminal

 

[O D I N]

Metacritic gave D3 a 37 out of 100?

Man. Good thing I don't give a rat's *** about it.

Smooth Criminal

YOU.

Hit me with a FR.

 

[Asdioh]

ALL OF YOU. My tag is Asdioh#1375 I think. Will mostly be playing alone I guess, but who knows?

Just got past skeleton king :D

Monk has a heal, and it's really nice. Do any of the other classes have something like that?

Spoiler

wood wraith just scared the crap out of me

 

[Hylian]

We just beat act 1. Way longer than D2, the cinematic was ****ing awesome as well. Going to take a food break then start playing again.

 

[Leacero]

Beat act 1 a few hours ago, but my bro had to go to work so I'm waiting on him to continue.

 

[Lovage]

i'm SO happy the graphics + client are stable on the release version. i had TERRIBLE lag during any moment of action during the beta even on bad settings. now i can play on really good settings with max fps the game is so beautiful.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

The most common complaint, and giving of 0/10 in reviews, seems to be people that weren't able to connect to the server at launch...

...

Really? It's 0/10 because you can't connect at launch? Connection problems at launch happens to every single game.

I think the point they are trying to make is it's single player shouldn't be online. But that isn't a 0/10 reason

 

[Player-3]

dude 3am EST /midnight PST was hillarious when people couldnt log in for an hour, it was godlike


#error37 was the #1 trend WORLDWIDE on twitter, people score bombed all the websites to get metacritic to 3.7, 37, etc

funniest **** ever

 

[Hylian]

Jem it says your battletag doesn't exist

 

[What's The Point]

GenericName#1485

People should add me

 

[SSBMLahti]

I haven't played Diablo 1, 2 or 3, and I don't plan on playing them just 'cause. Not hating, I'm sure they're ****ing amazing games.

But you guys should watch this, it's straight up bull****:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_A3ftuGqCc&feature=g-all-u

 

[O D I N]

Session now in progress...

 

[Hylian]

Session now in progress...

The servers just went off for an hour >_>

 

[Jem.]

Jem#1715 should exist, people have added me on that :o

 

[Hylian]

Oh, you said 1745 the first time.

 

[O D I N]

The servers just went off for an hour >_>

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

My wife doesn't know that!

 

[Deleted member]

Metacritic gave D3 a 37 out of 100?

It's user reviews.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

It's user reviews.

It's actually lowered to 34/100 now

I wonder if this could turn into the new Spore

 

[Deleted member]

The game almost certainly doesn't deserve a score that low.

Don't quote me on that, though, since I don't plan on actually playing the game until Friday.

 

[Asdioh]

i'm SO happy the graphics + client are stable on the release version. i had TERRIBLE lag during any moment of action during the beta even on bad settings. now i can play on really good settings with max fps the game is so beautiful.

Oh yeah? My game was nearly unplayable in open beta on 800x600 resolution and everything on low/off, I assumed it was because my laptop sucks, I didn't want to get my hopes up that it was because the beta was "not optimized." But it's definitely playing a bit better now, even if I do get minor slowdowns in fights or in places like the cathedral where there is a ton of fog effects and stuff.

dude 3am EST /midnight PST was hillarious when people couldnt log in for an hour, it was godlike


#error37 was the #1 trend WORLDWIDE on twitter, people score bombed all the websites to get metacritic to 3.7, 37, etc

funniest **** ever

hahahaha that would explain it.


I just got off work, made me miss D3 time >=( apparently servers were down for a bit though so yeah?


everybody this morning:

huehue funny huehuehue

 

[Player-3]

yea thewy were down from like 2:30-3:30 pst

 

[Fortress | Sveet]

Hey guys, i'm playing this right now, but im partyless. lvl 17.5 demon hunter

 

[Sharky]

anyone else get booted off just now?

 

[Leacero]

Just hit Act 3, but gonna take a break for today and try to get work done. School

 

[Fortress | Sveet]

cant log in, wasnt booted off. Lost chat potential though we could still play normally without it. When i went to reconnect, getting error 37 and 75

 

[Divinokage]

Holy **** at the boss of act 2...

 

[Hylian]

Just hit Act 3, but gonna take a break for today and try to get work done. School

Same! I'm gonna start a new character if I can get back into the servers actually and continue playing with my girlfriend through normal.

Holy **** at the boss of act 2...

I KNOW. Was so awesome. We were facerolling everything and then BAM: death death death death death lol. Was really fun.


Edit: By the way guys you can turn off getting your friends achievement notifications if you don't want things spoiled or it just annoys you lol.

 

[Asdioh]

oh right, people are gonna use spoiler tags in here right?

a certain sasukebowser bought and is downloading the game, I'll be making a new character with him.. I have a monk, he's going DH, I'm wondering which of the three I'll try. Thinking Witch Doctor... no idea if Barb would appeal to me or not.

 

[Hylian]

Yeah people will use spoiler tags.