DG Interview Thread: Walrus? Toasted

[Swiss]

J plays Xbox? I have one too.

J, what games do you play on the 360?

What do you play?

 

[#HBC | Laundry]

Why do you consider yourself a bad player?

Am I always on your townlist whenever you're town? I should be. I'm never scum, honest!

Brb pulp fiction
brb ryker maf
brb ttgl



No but seriously, how much salt did you have over Pulp Fiction? If you could redo that game, what would you have done differently?

What's one thing you've really taken away from hosting games thus far? Outside of anything relating to RE4 wrought by Chibo's bull****.

There's also the .gifs question a couple pages back. You should get that if you haven't already.

Man, do you remember how Ryker and I were lovers with you in Pizza Maf? That was AM's first game on the site too.

How do you usually go about forming your reads and such? From what I can tell of you, you're way more reactionary to your surroundings and you tend to flounder when you're expected to make something happen.

 

[adumbrodeus]

J, why you not play league of legends with us?

 

[ranmaru]

What do you play?

Rainbow six, blur, lumines, l4d2, borderlands, gears of war 2, worms 2, etc. oh. Fusion frenzy 2. U?

 

[Marshmellowman]

you are on top of a volcano with both halves of this hydra

we are walking along the outer edge of the top

suddenly both halves trip and fall into the volcano but you are fast enough to grab both of our hands and we are hanging on for dear life

however you cant lift up both of us but DO have the strength to lift one of us up if you drop the other

what do you do? i want the end result of this heartwrenching circumstance

 

[Swiss]

Rainbow six, blur, lumines, l4d2, borderlands, gears of war 2, worms 2, etc. oh. Fusion frenzy 2. U?

BF3, a game of gears 3 now and then. That's it these days, hardly ever Xbox.

Don't like games that run on player hosts, I get rage booted/host rage quit too much.

 

[#HBC | Dancer]

J, I feel like there's some big, relevant question that I should be asking you that relates to our relationship to one another, but I can't think of what it is. What question(s) should I be asking you and what are the answers to them?

What's your favorite Shakespeare play and why?

What's your favorite smiley?

How would you react if someone suddenly hugged you from behind and introduced themselves to you as Rockin?

How would you react if someone suddenly hugged you from behind and introduced themselves as (:xXx11!1!LegOLAAAzz!!11XxX?

What would be the first thing you would say to me if we met IRL?

If you were given the option of killing one healthy person to harvest their organs to save 3 sick dying people, what would you do?

If you could choose one super power to have, what would it be and why?

If you found a genie in a lamp and he offered you three wishes, what would you wish for?

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

If you found a pimp near a lamp post and he offered you three *****es, which one would you take?

 

[#HBC | Nabe]

If you were given the option of killing one healthy person to harvest their organs to save 3 sick dying people, who would you choose to be the donor?

 

[ranmaru]

If you had to choose a player from Dgames MOST LIKE your own playstyle, (or the closest fit) who would it be and why?

Who has inspired you as a player from Dgames?

What are your strengths?

What are your weaknesses, and have you been trying to improve on them? If so how?

 

[#HBC | Nabe]

When and how did you get into Phoenix Wright?
Are you excited for the 999 sequel? 3DS or Vita?

 

[ranmaru]

Are you excited for PSO2?

 

[#HBC | Nabe]

Are my questions better than Ran's?
Do you love me more than Ran?
Why do you love me more than Ran?

 

[Kantrip]

I have a lot of love, who should I give it to?
A)Ran
B)Nabe
C)Rockin
D)All of the above

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

when are you going to answer all these questions?

 

[Marshmellowman]

^

BEST **** question

why havent you answered yet j omg ;!,$/@/hdlaksjdvlx

^ cell phone touch keyboard thumb slam mash

 

[Circus]

Longest interview in DG Interview Thread history?

We can only hope.

 

[#HBC | J]

Oh, I thought I had to wait till Zen/Rockin gave the okay. I'll try and do it tonight.

 

[Circus]

Oh, I thought I had to wait till Zen/Rockin gave the okay. I'll try and do it tonight.

I think normally that would be the case.

But it looks like the inmates are running the asylum now. Anarchy, man, do what you feel.

 

[JTB]

J confirmed for most interesting dgamer

 

[#HBC | J]

I think I'll settle for interesting over some of the other adjectives that could be used to describe me! xD

But nah, there are probably more interesting people than me.

 

[#HBC | Red Ryu]

What is your least favorite Pheonix Wright case?

What is your favorite Pheonix Wright case?

Can you promise a drink when you turn 21?

What are your current goals?

What is the best way to eat a cake?

Where is Waldo?

Opinion of my mafia play?

Where did all the bad stuff here go?

 

[Ramen King]

Good to go.

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

J you know who to pick for next interview

 

[ranmaru]

What qualities do you like in me?
In July?
In Zen?
In Nabe?

Now tell me why you actually love me more than Nabe.

Let's be a Phoenix Wright Hydra? ; 3

 

[#HBC | Ryker]

If I were the moon and you were the stars, could we hydra in the future not far?

Makin your words a path to your soul, will you poetically answer four questions in a row?

 

[#HBC | marshy]

i think us hydraing would be fun but kind of pointless outside of that. why do you think i think this?

 

[#HBC | Laundry]

J you know who to pick for next interview

It's me, duh .

 

[Swiss]

Just pick Swiss again.

 

[#HBC | J]

I lost over half the interview....

guess i'm not sleeping tonight.

 

[Evil Eye]

Don't half-*** it in retyping your answers

 

[Evil Eye]

also, Why were we never the same alignment? You and Jerkus were like my own personal rogue's gallery.

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

Don't half-*** it in retyping your answers

THIS, omg that would be horrible.

Btw we shouldn't be asking anymore questions.

 

[Evil Eye]

Vote: J

coasting hardbody ****in obvscum

 

[#HBC | Laundry]

vote: J

down for that wagon

 

[#HBC | Red Ryu]

Vote: J

Someone make a hammer happen.

 

[#HBC | marshy]

vote ee

voting with the weeaboos i see. not likin this 180

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

Shoot: Evil Eye

Saved you the trouble

sorry if you're town ee

 

[#HBC | Laundry]

Shoot: Soup

I CC Dayvig, by the way.

 

[Evil Eye]

Cool story. So if Wash is legit then soup dies. If they're both legit gonna rage about some setup. Let's hammer J because he's clearly trying to disappear in all the present chaos.