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[JCaesar]

Kobra, lemme tell ya a story.

'Bout three years ago, and fourscore, in the days of train tracks, I was bored. I was awaiting the release of my younger sister from the Daycare. So, I grab a juice box, a brownie, and go sit outside.

Some dudes were having football practice, and, having nothing better to do, I watch the game.


Five minutes later, some guys straggles of the war-torn, flame-blackened field of death to his coach. He takes off his helmet, and I see blood dripping out.

It was just a freaking torrent of blood. I was thinking "Since when is Niagra Falls in El Paso lol?" This guy's nose is just really ****ed up, and is split down the middle. It looks like freaking Philly Cheesesteak, minus the cheese.

I almost barf up my brownie.

So they rush him to the hospital. The End.


Also, I just had my first ever hushpuppies. <3333333333333333333333333333333

Chicks dig scars. Don't be a pu$$y.

Hushpuppies are awesome though.

 

[GwJ]

kobra, I'd let them **** me. Would you seriously resist a hot woman ****** you?
"Oh no, don't get yourself pregnant!"

 

[Sudai]

By definition, you can't **** the willing.

 

[kingcobra9]

it's not **** if you let it happen

edit:sudai posted first

 

[ipitydatfu]

trds, can i have a brownie?

 

[kingcobra9]

i drive a truck

 

[JCaesar]

i drive a truck

+10 man points

 

[stingers]

i like girls

 

[GwJ]

By definition, you can't **** the willing.

You say potato, I say potato.

 

[kingcobra9]

stingers you like outlets not girls...that is the way of the robot

You say potato, I say potato.

that doesn't have the same effect on a forum

 

[Darth Waffles]

Actually, imagining GwJ write that (probably intentionally) while saying it out loud (also probably intentionally) made it even funnier on a forum =) Yay for ridiculous crew phrases

 

[CJTHeroofTime]

Hockey is the manliest sport.

 

[kingcobra9]

hockey gets cred but skating is so gracefull it is funny.

it's like a very manly contact ballerinas

 

[CJTHeroofTime]

hockey gets cred but skating is so gracefull it is funny.

it's like a very manly contact ballerinas

Hockey illustrates man's creative use of tools and skill to navigate and conquer all terrains (in this case, ice) in order to accomplish a goal while at the same time, beating the crap out of each other. Plus, in what other sport do you have people willingly jump in front of a piece of hard rubber flying at speeds well into the 90's(mph)?

 

[kingcobra9]

Hockey illustrates man's creative use of tools and skill to navigate and conquer all terrains

this

this make hockey the best argument yet by far. that was awesome

 

[ipitydatfu]

go dolphins!

 

[kingcobra9]

the colts just scored though and i'm wondering how we are going to turn out though fu

hey do you go to miami u, how you feeling bout this season in football i'm psyched
we are coming back

my dream school was the u until i slacked freshman year and i'm not that rich

 

[Bandit]

hockey gets cred but skating is so gracefull it is funny.

it's like a very manly contact ballerinas

You associate ballerinas with bearded toothless guys beating the snot out of one another?

Hockey is football with skates with a masochist at each end of the arena waiting to have a large round disk fired at them without remorse. Gracefulness is lost when you do a twirl across the blue line and a defenseman takes an exception to your actions and rearranges your brain.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6LNIBkU1wU

If that clip doesn't describe hockey, then nothing does.

:bandit:

 

[kingcobra9]

i was comparing skating to ballarenas and remarking how hockey made something like that into toothless guys beating the snot out of one another


ps. that hit describes what contact sport means

pss how about a little football
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QGKlluCU0o&feature=related

 

[ipitydatfu]

the colts just scored though and i'm wondering how we are going to turn out though fu

hey do you go to miami u, how you feeling bout this season in football i'm psyched
we are coming back

my dream school was the u until i slacked freshman year and i'm not that rich

ranked 9 sounds good right now. i cant wait for the virginia tech game. ahh cobra, pick up the slack, its not too late (i hope)

 

[kingcobra9]

v tech game is going to be crazy i wish i could go.

my dad went a couple years ago and i was so angry he cheered for vt

 

[Bandit]

i was comparing skating to ballarenas and remarking how hockey made something like that into toothless guys beating the snot out of one another


ps. that hit describes what contact sport means

pss how about a little football
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QGKlluCU0o&feature=related

Hines Ward is a blindsiding *****. He can't actually take anyone on head on.

Of all the football players like LT or Derrick Thomas or Steve Atwater... you choose a whiny wide receiver.

 

[ipitydatfu]

darnit ted ginnn

 

[kingcobra9]

FU miami lost that was stupid

ginn had a touchdown in his hands but mr.first round can't make the catch

 

[ipitydatfu]

lol our fastest reciever cant catch :X

 

[Bandit]

Before you go blaming Ginn... how about blaming the slowest 2 minute drill in the history of football? Seriously, the Dolphins burned an unnecessary timeout then just walked around like "yeah, they won."

Chad Henne will be the QB in the next week or two because that is just awful. Awful.

Bad teams always find a way to lose.

 

[ipitydatfu]

Before you go blaming Ginn... how about blaming the slowest 2 minute drill in the history of football? Seriously, the Dolphins burned an unnecessary timeout then just walked around like "yeah, they won."

Chad Henne will be the QB in the next week or two because that is just awful. Awful.

Bad teams always find a way to lose.

^^ lol. spiking the ball after the qb sneak felt like an eternity

 

[Bandit]

^^ lol. spiking the ball after the qb sneak felt like an eternity

How about running 2 plays and burning a timeout with more than 3 minutes to go in the game before the 2 minute warning.

 

[ipitydatfu]

**** looks like its gonna be a long and painful season

 

[JCaesar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldY2pInMyR4

Best hit of last week. Ray Lewis is so smart it's ridiculous.

 

[ipitydatfu]

happy birthday!

 

[Indigo Jeans]

1)Er, HAPPY BIRTHDAYto whoever or whatever it is

2) I'm really liking the cynicalness and the sarcasm you've been pumping into your posts, Jumpman. Seriously.

3) I'm a truck driving hush puppy eating self scar inflicting woman ****** truck driver. +9001 man points.

 

[Sudai]

-80,000 man points for giving yourself man points.

 

[GwJ]

Actually, imagining GwJ write that (probably intentionally) while saying it out loud (also probably intentionally) made it even funnier on a forum =) Yay for ridiculous crew phrases

This man gets it.

Also, thanks for the delicious cake at lunch today.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

*steals all of Sudai's man points*

Also, ummm, I'm not sure. Q^Q I felt like I was going to respond or say something witty regarding Jumpman's post, but I couldn't think of anything.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

I don't get it....
There are some people who should have the Smash n00b title, but they have a title that says Smash Rookie. Then I have a Smash Ace title.... and not Smash Apprentice.

Just wondering, I love it though. :3 <3

 

[jjvirus]

Happy bday Fu!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIRW_elc-rY

That's your birthday song. Love it.

 

[ipitydatfu]

yay! thank you!

 

[Indigo Jeans]

O shi-
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My bad fu. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE YOU ROCK AND DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING

 

[GwJ]

Did you get sex fu?