Metaflair: WOOOOOOOOOOO! C4 GALORE, SPRINGFIELD OHIO, 2009! LET ME JUST SAY WAS ONE OF THE BEST TOURNAMENTS EVER! 80 PLUS PEOPLE! CHAMPIONS, NEWCOMERS, AND UNDERDOGS THEY WERE ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THERE. I HAVE SHOUTOUTS TO GIVE SO LISTEN UP TO THE WORLD'S HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.
SPRINGFIELD CREW! OH SPRINGFIELD YOU........GOT.........LUCKY! YOU ESCAPED DEFEAT BUT NOW YOU GOTTA PAY THE PRICE. I PROMISE.......NEXT TIME YOU ALL ARE GONNA BE ON THE HALBERD AND ME AND THE MOREHEAD CREW ARE GOING TO SEND YOU FLYIN EVERYWHERE! YOU GOT THAT EVERYWHERE. Seriously guys I really wished we could have played I was soo wanting to have that crew match. Oh well there is always next time. Thank you guys (for those who did) for holding a wonderful event. I can't wait for next time.
CAKE- "MY NAME IS DIDDY AND I USE PEANUTS AS A WEAPON." WHAT?! WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH WOULD MAKE YOU USE PEANUTS AS A WEAPON!? $50,000 BANANAS?! YOU......ARE.....STEPPING ON HOT ROCKS PAL AND LET ME ADD YOU GOT NO SHOES TO BE DOIN THAT KIND OF TASK. I PROMISE A REMATCH WILL COME AND I AM GOING TO SHOW WHY I AM THE KING, THE GREATEST, WHY I HAVE THE $9,000,000,000 HALBERD. WHY THE GIRlS GO CRAZY WHEN I GO WOOOOOO, WHY I HAVE THE GOLDEN SWORD, WHY I CAN D-SMASH ALL NIGHT LONG. GET READY NEXT TIME ITS MY TIME WOOOOOOOOOOO! Yo cake you are absolutely awesome. Like really we almost had a real promo going on and more importantly people were loving it. Dude your one of the main reasons why metaflair is going on and I really can't wait to play you again. Take care and see ya next time.
MISTER ERIC - ROBOT ME AND YOU BOTH REALLY NEED TO TAKE ONE SECOND OUT OF OUR BUSY LIVES ON BEING THE BEST AND PUMMLE AWAY THE COMPETITION TOGETHER. Dude thanks for the ride and being my best friend =].
XISIN - SILVER SWORD SWINGIN, KINGDOM RULIN, BLADE DANCIN, DOLPHIN SALSHIN SON OF A GUN. YOU MY FRIEND HAVE REALLY GOT MY ATTENTION. OUR EGOS RIDE SIDE BY SIDE BUT PAL YOU ARE GONNA HAVE TO ACCEPT THE FACT THAT MY SWORD IS GOLD AND YOUS IS SILVER AND I'M MORE MAN........THAN YOU ARE! Man I am like super proud of you. The best marth no doubt on the east coast. Thank you for the training you have given me.
SHADOBOT - WOOOOOOOOOOO NATURE BOYS! SHADO ITS TIME TO SHOW THE WORLD THAT THE COMBINATION OF AURA SPHERE AND SHUTTLE LOOP EQUALS THE END..........OF ALL THINGS. WOOOOOOOOOOO. Thanks for being my partner bro. Our training needs to "Step it up".
OVERSWARM - YOU WEAR A MASK, I WEAR A MASK. YOU GOT A GOLDEN SWORD, I GOT A GOLDEN SWORD. I OWN THE HALBERD, YOU RENTED YOURS WOOOOOO. JK OS, you were my first match of that tourney and that Down B kill you got on me was a spirit crusher to me. Can't wait to play you next time.
POPS - WARIO YOU'VE GOT GUTS YOU KNOW THAT? BUT YOU DON'T DRESS LIKE A CHAMPION. YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A HAHA CHAMPION. YOU GOT SKINNY LITTLE ARMS AND THEM SKINNY LITTLE LEGS AND YOU RIDE A MOTORCYCLE NOT STYLE AND PROFILE IN A HALBERD. THATS WHY I'M THE CHAMP AHAHAH AND YOU ARE NOTHING! Pops thanks for the friendlys you have inspired me to pick up wario as a secondary. Hopefully somehow I can make Pokemon Trainer a challenge for ya. Smash ya next time.
GOD KAIS - DID I HEAR THE NAME GOD KAIS? SMASH 64 AND HIS TACO JOHNS, Y.b.M AND HIS RED LITTLE PUNK KIRBY, INFERN WEARING THE CAPE WITH HOLES IN IT. YOU GUYS ARE FINISHED UNDERSTAND? FINISHED! IF MISTER ERIC WANTS TO D-SMASH SMASH 64 HE CAN DO IT. IF XISIN WANTS TO F-SMASH TIPPER INFERN HE CAN DO IT, IF SHADO WANTS TO HIT SMASH AND INFERN WITH A AURA SPHERE HE CAN DO IT, AND IF I WANT YOU Y.b.M I'LL GET THEM TO HOLD YA DOWN AND I'LL F-TILT YA, D-TILT YA AND THEN I'LL SPIT ON YA AND GO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. For real guys you are the true God Kais. I have a ton of respect for each you and not just beacause of you skills but your personalities. If there ever was pimps in smash it is you guys. Y.b.M I we had some close matches in pools so I can't wait for a rematch. Smash 64 I was loving your skills at the original smash I was super impressed. Infern me and you still have not faced eachother lets make this fact a lie. See ya next time.
OOK - DONKEY KONG! THE KING OF THE JUNGLE.......ONE OF THE FINEST TITLES OUT THERE IN FACT IT HURTS ME TO SEE YOU GET AHEAD OF MY PRESTIEGE AND I KNOW IT HURTS YOU TO SEE MY HALBERD FLYING ABOVE YOUR JUNGLE. SO DK GET SOME CLOTHES AND WHEN YOU ARE REALLY READ FOR THE REAL KING HOP ON THE HALBERD ITS ON LONG RIDE WOOOOOOOOOOOO. I loved watching you take DK and just smash your opponents to nothing. Hope to see you next time.
LOUISVILLE CREW - I WANT YOU TO HEAR THIS AND HEAR IT GOOD. HILT, TACTICAL, CRASH, ROWAN, OREO CALIC, SPEC OH AND THE REST OF YA. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS ARE MISSING? THE CHAMP...ME. LUIGI WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO LEARN OVERALLS ARE NOT IN STYLE, OLIMAR YOU GET YOUR PLANTS WATERED CAUSE WE ARE FLYIN TO NORFAIR WHERE THE HEAT IS ON WOOOOOOO. PEACH BABY I KNOW YOU WANT TO RIDE ON SPACE MOUNTAIN YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL MARIO JUST LET ME KNOW AND I'LL BE THERE TO PICK YOU UP. PIKACHU ITS TIME TO LOCK YOU UP IN YOU POKEBALL SAME GOES TO YOU LUCARIO! FOX ITS THAT TIME IN LIFE YOU REALIZE THAT YOUR SHIP IS NOT AS BIG AS MINE HAHAAH! Sorry if I missed any other louisivlle guys there are just soo many of you! =] guys I hope I can start coming s2d and getting to know you guys better. Afterall we are neighbors in a sense. Tact and rowan thanks for friendlys and advice charizard AKA the tonka truck will be even more powerful.
ANTHER - THE RODENT PIKACHU RUNNING AROUND LIKE A HEADLESS CHICKEN CLAIMING TO BE THE BEST! OH HOW SAD IT IS GOING TO BE WHEN THAT RUNNING IS FORCED TO STOP WOOOOOO. YELL PIKA ALL YOU WANT BUT I AM THE STORM AND WHEN YOU GET HIT BY MY GOLDEN SWORD ONLY HALBERD'S SPEED CAN CATCH UP TO YA. You are awesome to play against. You beat me soo bad in pools but I don't care. One of the coolest guys I know and one of the best smashers. Good luck on future tournies.
Oh man these shoutouts take sooo long........I have soo many others. I am going to update this sometime later on. I hope non of you guys take my metaflair gig seriously on the comments. This is just a gig I do to have fun and I hope you guys enjoy it. I will say that there was not one person there that did not show potential of being the best. I love this game and enjoy the scene it has created. I hope to play more of you guys as the tournies move forward. I wish the best of luck to all you of you who pursue the idea of being one of the best. Until next time WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!