Behold! The King of Evil has been Chosen!

[Vermanubis]

Vermanubis, I will not say thank you for putting me in the Lord or Murder Tier. Instead I will give you a complimentary Teyro Chainchoke when we meet in real life, the highest of honours.

And you are all of those things, especially best tech chaser.

Not before I do you first, ***.

Also, just so everyone knows, the list isn't finalized. Spots may change. If you're were you are now, chances are you won't move much. But like I said, just so everybody knows, it's not final. It's just a template for now.

 

[Fuujin]

Ey yo put me on there!!!

 

[Z1GMA]

Most badazz Ganon: Verm

 

[Terodactyl Yelnats]

Most badazz Ganon: Verm

(y)(y)(y)(y)(y)

 

[Z1GMA]

(y)(y)(y)(y)(y)

Wow, you answered with 5 v@ginas.

 

[Terodactyl Yelnats]

Wow, you answered with 5 v@ginas.

There are thumbs up mister Von Karma

 

[Z1GMA]

There are thumbs up mister Von Karma

I know, but they look like hips & v@ginas.

 

[Terodactyl Yelnats]

Whatever stimulates your prostate

Ganonbulge all the way

 

[Terodactyl Yelnats]

Double post, ......................

 

[Dumbfire]

Come on Verm, you can't make this list if you keep placing yourself so low!
Everybody here knows you should be higher, so just do it. You can just put "I has just as much input on this list as all the others".
Also, can I please be added, or do I have to actually be tested?

 

[Vermanubis]

The awards will be closing tomorrow afternoon. Please cast your votes now if you want to make any.

 

[oldmanondorf_]

I'm only voting for players I've actually seen use Ganondorf in matches, which isn't very many.

Best Green Ganon: pinefreshDORF (they're all as worthless as him)
Best Blue Ganon: seaDORF (good alliance)
Best Red Ganon: anyone but rangaDORF
Best Dark Ganon: ****stainDORF deserves no award
Best White Ganon: oldmanDORF
Best Regular Ganon: anyone who dares wear Ganondorf's robes will be punished for such blasphemy, only the Great King of Evil may wear them
Best American Ganon: -
Best European Ganon: -
Best Canadian Ganon: -
Best Australian Ganon: seaDORF (he won the only AUS Ganon tournament that I'm aware of)
Best Male Dorf: -
Best Female Dorf: LOL
Most helpful Ganons: -
Most talented at Wi-Fi: noobs?
Best spiker(s): seaDORF
Best grabber: rangaDORF
Comedic relief Ganon: testikills/pinefreshDORF
Combo Kings: -
Most Adaptive: -
Most Aggro: rangaDORF
Most Creative/Unique: -
Most Techinal: anyone but rangaDORF
Safest 'Dorf: -
Manliest dorf: -
Best tipmaner: -
Best wizkickers: -
Best Flight of Ganon-er: Verm
Best techchaser: -
The Professor dorf: -
Best grammar-dorfs: -
Worst Grammar-dorf: rangaDORF
Best DI: -
Best newbie: -
Flashiest Ganons: -
Untouchable (Best Spacing): Kalm
Best Mindgames: -
Most Annoying Dorf who should post less and get better at smash: Exalted

 

[oldmanondorf_]

Also the QLD DORF clan could be testers for AUS, we're the only Ganon players I'm aware of.

 

[seaDORF]

That's the most accurate nomination list i've ever seen hahahaha...

And there are no "best" australian ganons. We're all terrible. That ganondorf only tournament only had 12 people contesting it and the grand finals were between me and rangaDORF and we were both drinking..

Also, very pleased with our alliance oldman. Zeus and Poseidon will rule the skies and seas while hades is confined to his underground domain.

 

[luke_atyeo]

sorry guys I used to hold the best aus ganon title and I still havnt been dethroned lolololol

I'll head over your way soon to give you a shot at it.

 

[Vermanubis]

Alright, I've edited it in all the awards thus far. The awards will still be open until later today, so feel free to vote. But judging by how slow things are going, we may only get a few more nominations, so I didn't see much harm in editing everyone in for now.

Also, I put in some Ganons who didn't get voted in for their respective spot, but I used my discretion here. Such as Fonz. From what I've observed, Fonz deserves the Oldmanondorf spot far more than Vex or any other Oldmanondorf. Z1GMA didn't get many best Steeldorf votes, but being the best European Ganon by far and so forth, and being that there are few other Steeldorfs comparable, I placed him there.

If anyone sees any issues, please tell me. This has definitely been an odd award nomination, due to our egregious lack of active votes and nominations.

 

[Exalted]

The list looks great so far.

And I approve of Fawful award, lol.

 

[luke_atyeo]

pretty sure that if seadorf wants that best australian ganon title (lol) he should do it the ganon way, ie come and take it from me, best of 5 set, loser gets stabbed in the head and turned to stone for a thousand years.

 

[Exalted]

pretty sure that if seadorf wants that best australian ganon title (lol) he should do it the ganon way, ie come and take it from me, best of 5 set, loser gets stabbed in the head and turned to stone for a thousand years.

Then we better find the Master Sword before Link does.

 

[Vermanubis]

Just a reminder, I'm closing the award nominations at 3PM EST.

 

[Exalted]

Man, I'm not gonna have enough time to cast my votes.

I'm going on a six week conquest mission in foreign countries.

 

[Z1GMA]

"Most Talented at Wi-Fi: Vermanubis (someone else take this spot. I used to be good at WiFi, but I'm garbage on it now)"

Hobs is really good at Wifi. He can buffer strings really well.

And Breezy is the master when it comes to taking advantage of Delay.
(Gerudo -> Murder Rail + Clash -> Fsmash.
I heard he's good offline, too, though.

 

[TP]

Hey, if I win a circuit event using only Ganon, do I get to be the bess? Cuz I totally plan on doing that in 2 weeks.

 

[Clai]

Seeing as you are now the listed "Manliest Ganon," Vermanubis, you must promise me to guide me on my fate-given mission to rampage through the Brawl tournament scene with nothing but pure manliness. Continue to tear up opponents with your Flight of Ganon onslaughts (which I lost by 1...) and Murder Stomps and we shall make a fine team to utterly destroy the mass of people who think that only by camping and running out the clock with top-tier characters can they succeed.

Congratulations to everyone who received awards and I hope that these titles bestowed upon you will further ignite your fury as you attempt to pulverize the Brawl scene with the King of Evil.

Seeing as I have a nomination for most technical Ganon (Thanks, Z1gma!), we should call that award, "Most Fluid Ganon," or something meaning very technical and add it to the list, unless it's already on there and I haven't seen it yet.

 

[Terodactyl Yelnats]

Verm you should put Vex Kasrani on Comic Relief Dorf. Lmao Albert L.

 

[Exalted]

Lol, Verm's gotten alot of awards so far.
Not that he doesn't deserve 'em >:D

 

[A2ZOMG]

Man how I now want to get on this list. I do think that I have some of the best edgeguarding as Ganon, but I haven't put up any recent videos.

And Inui does actually deserve to be on it lol. I mean his Ganon did beat mine, and he showed me a number of new tricks that I wasn't totally aware of.

 

[Vermanubis]

@Clai: Brother, I would never let a brother in Ganon down. You have my solemn vow that I will relentlessly carry out Ganon's terrible onslaught in all aspects of being.

I make it a point not to represent Ganon only in-game, but out, as well!

Also, everyone, let's move onto KoE elections!

 

[oldmanondorf_]

pretty sure that if seadorf wants that best australian ganon title (lol) he should do it the ganon way, ie come and take it from me, best of 5 set, loser gets stabbed in the head and turned to stone for a thousand years.

you were supposed to challenge seaDORF for the title at tempest but you didn't come. Come up for a DORF OFF some time and you'll get a real Ganon challenge haha either that or we'll all challenge you down at robocop. Plus, you don't main Ganondorf, seaDORF does.. so he wins in my books MUAHAHA

tbh this list just seems like the opinion of a few people, didn't really achieve much apart from stoking each others egos.

 

[seaDORF]

pretty sure that if seadorf wants that best australian ganon title (lol) he should do it the ganon way, ie come and take it from me, best of 5 set, loser gets stabbed in the head and turned to stone for a thousand years.

What are you on about...? I have no aspirations to be the "best australian ganon". Not once has that crossed my mind. Such a pointless award cos no-one plays ganondorf in australia (competitively anyway).

FYI, ganondorf is the only reason i play this game and i mainly play to have fun. Have your best aussie ganon title if you like because i will never take this game as serious as you seem to. Also, i think these nominations and awards are stupid. You have to be an egotistical prick to brag about being the best in your country using a certain character. Does anyone really care?

Cheers for the compliments oldman. I appreciate it but i'm not THAT good. I just do well against you guys because i can read you guys easier and gimp better.

 

[oldmanondorf_]

you still won the Ganondorf tournament.. even if you were drunk, and we're still the only AUS players that I can see who openly main Ganon.. so even if we're terrible, you're still the best imo haha

 

[luke_atyeo]

rofl rofl, what the **** is this **** seadorf, dont go on some unmanly rant, thats unbecoming of you.

the whole 'best ganon in aus' thing has always been a huge joke, but I do use ganon in tourneys competitively.

chill out dude, have a beer and relax.

 

[Noobicidal]

tbh this list just seems like the opinion of a few people, didn't really achieve much apart from stoking each others egos.

Which is the reason why I didn't vote on any of these "awards". The list is only based on personal opinion and not on empirical data, but I digress. This is a conversation for another day.

 

[CaLibUr_1337]

This whole thread is for lol's anyway Sea (mostly) so just accept it. You can still have fun and take it "seriously" at the same time but your call for the title I guess haha

 

[Vermanubis]

Yes, the awards list was for fun. The King of Evil induction, however, is not. The intent is to judge based on empirical evidence. Personal opinion is valid as well, but reason must be given, and being competent thinkers, we have to discern whether or not the voter is spewing a lot of *** bias, or if they're applying some semblance of objectivity. Hence why the election will only end once a majority of voters unanimously agree.

Awards don't determine who represents the Ganon community. The King of Evil, however, does. So, why don't we all focus on this aspect? The awards are over, and pissing lemon juice isn't helping. If Luke and the DORF crew want to discuss something, they can take it to PMs for now.

 

[Exalted]

I can truly say that I desire the throne of Ganon even more than the lust of murder, but do I deserve it? No, not by far.

I will cast my vote in a few days, fellow Ganons.

 

[Vermanubis]

This is going to take forever.

 

[Terodactyl Yelnats]

Verm da bess Ganon in the world, end thread.

 

[Z1GMA]

Seeing as I have a nomination for most technical Ganon (Thanks, Z1gma!)

It was those "Ledgedrop > DJ > Aerudos > ON stage"
that made me give you the award.

How many times in a row can you pull that **** off?

I tried it for like 20 minutes when you first found it, but I never even succeeded once, lulz.

"Flipman'ing" is heIIa easy compared to that **** :|

 

[seaDORF]

rofl rofl, what the **** is this **** seadorf, dont go on some unmanly rant, thats unbecoming of you.

the whole 'best ganon in aus' thing has always been a huge joke, but I do use ganon in tourneys competitively.

chill out dude, have a beer and relax.

Unmanly rant... Okkkkkk =S Your post is clearly telling me to 'relax' when all i'm doing is just pointing out that I don't take this game seriously. Whatevs.

Also, cal, fwuck right off yeh?