My school sucked.
The stories in this thread have been insane, but still in some cases believable.
Teachers ain't angels, they're just normal people ;]
The only thing I can think of is when my Business Studies teacher spanked me in class, it was dead sneaky though so no one saw it. Then I stayed behind with her after one lesson and she was on this computer playing a game using a mouse. I gave it a go, and as I put my hand on the mouse and started playing, she sort of held my hand and went with the flow.
It was kinda cool lol
Oh, and an English teacher got suspended for a week for tucking in a shirt on a girl...a bit too enthusiastically ( yes, school uniform...I'm British D: ). He wasn't charged or anything and came back. I knew the teacher somewhat, and he seemed like an alright kinda guy. Wouldn't put him down as a paedophile.