Ask a stupid Smash Bros. Question, get a stupid Smash Bros. Answer!

[Elucifur]

How is a racer equivalent to a whatever-Master-Chief-is?

That's also my question.

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

Almost certainly maybe.

Would Giygas even be defeatable by every Smash Character?

 

[UberMario]

Only in an unorthodox manner.

Why can't eight people play at the same time instead of four?

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

Brawl just does not like the number 8.

How about 7?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Well, it's a lucky number so maybe.

Why would there be more than 4?

 

[820]

Because there could me more, and more=better.
Why didn't all the cool N64 stages make it in Brawl?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Because Sakurai forgot

Why isn't Toon Link a conductor?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because he's not tall enough for the back row to see.

Should Falcon punch have less startup time?

 

[Elucifur]

No, not really. The Captain needs the time to yell out his attacks.

Why do some people yell out their attacks?

 

[StinkomanFan]

It makes them more confident

Why isn't their a Super Smash Bros movie?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because that would be the most complicated moved to make... especially for casting calls.

Why would there be a SSB movie?

 

[StinkomanFan]

With all the other Videogame movies why not?

Would it suck?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Probably. Danny Devito as Mario wouldn't work

What's better: Captain Falcon Free for Alls

or

Samus Free for Alls?

 

[MPH Deku]

Neither: General Flacon matches are the best.

Do you know who General Flacon is?

 

[StinkomanFan]

no

Is Mario drunk?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

He could be, but instead he uses shrooms

Why does the original Super mario bros have so many parallels with communist Russia and Stalin?

 

[MPH Deku]

I wouldn't exactly call Bowser 'a rightful king' personally, titles aside.

Why does the Yoshi's Island intro song sound like the Soviet Anthem?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because Nintendo secretly likes communism

Why is Mario praised for his Jumping ability when Luigi is better (but doesn't get attention)?

 

[UberMario]

Because Luigi illegally defies friction.

How does he lower the gravity around him?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because he's Luigi

How can the plumbers do so many things (be doctors, ghost hunters, go-kart racers, and etc)?

 

[UberMario]

They'll do anything for money.

How did Pikachu get to be so popular?

 

[Elucifur]

The anime, obviously. How do you think Lucario and Jigglypuff got so popular?

Who does Lucario belong to?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Ash

Why isn't Ash in Brawl?

 

[Elucifur]

What are you talking about? He's right here.

Why isn't there a female trainer?

 

[UberMario]

Video Game companies are sexist.

What if someone made a hacked texture that made the pokemon trainer look like the Female Trainer from Ruby/Sapphire?

(It could work)

 

[AlexoftheAura]

Fan service.

What would happen if Captain Falcon took all top spots at Genesis/Evo?

 

[MPH Deku]

M2K would be pissed.

What if Klonoa was a Brawl character?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Then people might play as Klonoa?

What if there was a US Marine as a playable character in the next smash?

 

[ChAlz]

They'd be in the game for a while, but then they'd get sent back to their family.

Why is it called Smash Brothers when they aren't brothers?

 

[PJGLZ]

Because, omg (duh) prolly because the only characters in the first ssb people would really recognize as super popular were MAWHIOH and WEEGEE.

BTW, why is Captain Falcon so much better than Meta Knight? It's like all my moves do an instant kill on him, and when he hits me he spontaniously combusts from amazing manliness...
Wouldn't it be cool if brawl were more realistic? Like Captain Falcon's FS would make everyone splatter on his car?

 

[Elucifur]

He's "so much better" to you because it's your own opinion. And characters would need some way to fly offscreen, so I don't think splattering on his Blue Falcon would work. By the way, I've never heard of the word "spontaniously".

Where do the respawn platforms come from?

 

[StinkomanFan]

You see when a Mama platform loves a Daddy platform

Why don't the Smashers hit on Samus?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because they're scared of a rocket to the face

Why is Super Smash Bros Brawl so awesome?

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

That would be very strange. May's long hair to her sides would be distracting.

Why is Luigi generally better than his older brother?

 

[Jonkku]

Because "NOTHING BUT LUIGI, MOTHERF**KER!!" (BTW, Retsupurae is awesome.)

Why is Super Smash Bros Brawl so awesome?

That would be very strange. May's long hair to her sides would be distracting.

OH WHAT THE?

 

[Elucifur]

Omicron thought he was responding to the last post on the previous page.

What Pokémon do you think will have gained enough popularity to be in the next Smash Bros. game?

 

[UberMario]

Pichu and Mewtwo.

What Pokemon do you think will have gained enough popularity to end up being in Pokeballs in the next Smash Bros. game?

 

[Jonkku]

Pichu and Mewtwo. (Come from one ball, like Latios & Latias)

What would they do?

 

[MPH Deku]

Fight each other.

Why does Pichu hurt himself with his attacks?

 

[UberMario]

He's allergic to electricity.

Why do I play better (and win more often) with Pichu than I do Pikachu?