Ask a stupid Smash Bros. Question, get a stupid Smash Bros. Answer!

[Jonkku]

It's when you go up and diagonally down at the same time, thus breaking the rift of spacetime and moving your character forward in a cloud of dust.

Howcome Samus' bombs don't explode on impact in Brawl, but do so in the original and in Melee..

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because it increases the strategies needed to use them.

Why was Samus Nerfed?

 

[Mewter]

She was nerfed because Super Smash Bros Melee came before Brawl.
Why is Pikachu so much more awesome, now?

 

[Wiscus]

Because he trained to be the very best , Like no one ever was....

Spoiler

ohh thats soo horrible

How did Jigglypuff learn to sing so well?

 

[StinkomanFan]

She learns from Klecleon

Why doesn't Link and Zelda.... You know..... Get it overwith?

 

[UberMario]

Zelda can't get married.

Spoiler

Ocarina of Time Fact

Why weren't Ash, Ritchie, May, and Dawn invited to Brawl, yet some generic trainer was?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Ash = Red when it comes to the Pokemon games.

Why can't Zelda get married?

 

[StinkomanFan]

She's a sage

Why doesn't Link do the other thing with Zelda?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because elves reproduce differently?

Why is Link's voice high pitched?

 

[rhan]

Because Chuck Norris kicked him in the throat in a LoZ spin-off.

Why isn't Chuck Norris an assist trophy?

 

[MPH Deku]

Because he has nothing to do with Nintendo.

Why does Sakurai think Starfy is so weak?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because it's small and not Kirby, Meta Knight, or DeDeDe

Why'd he make the Hero of time so... not great in all the smash games?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Link created a paradox and was punished

Why isn't Giygas in Brawl?

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

Because Nintendo does not want a creepy unborn baby in Brawl.

Why is Toon Link's bow better looking than Link's?

 

[Elucifur]

It got uglier with age.

If Meowth was in the Smash Bros. series like it was supposed to be, what would its entire moveset be?

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

Pay Day?

...Would Meowth's moveset be Pay Day?

 

[MPH Deku]

Yup.

Why should Meowth be in Brawl when he's not important to the series canonically?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I don't agree that Meowth should be in smash as a main character. They should keep him as a pokemon.

 

[Shadow13]

My answer is no answer for there was no question.
Why does TL not have his Mirror sheild?

 

[Elucifur]

Pit obviously stole it.

Why can't Pit use his Wings of Icarus again after being hit out of it?

 

[smashfan666]

it knocks his wings out...

why does king dedede take damage from his jet hammer?

 

[UberMario]

Because he's allergic to the sawdust that comes out.

Where does he pull Waddle Dees out of?

 

[MPH Deku]

From his sleeves.

What else does he keep up his sleeves?

 

[StinkomanFan]

His lunch

Why is Capt Falcon the only one with a cinematic Final smash?

 

[smashfan666]

everyone else think's he is uber, and the only one worthy (besides sonic, didja see that zoom-in?)

why does pichu take damage from EVERY ATTACK HE CAN DO?!

 

[MPH Deku]

Shut up, smashfan, I liked Stinko's question better.

He's so manly that he STOPS COMBAT SO HE CAN FORCE OTHER PEOPLE TO WATCH HIM BE MANLY.

How manly is THAT?

 

[smashfan666]

uber...

but seriously, why does pichu take damage from EVERY ATTACK HE CAN DO?!

 

[uhmuzing]

How is it that when I am knocked to the bottom DZ, I reappear at the top?

 

[smashfan666]

it's really a wormhole

but seriously, why does pichu take damage from EVERY ATTACK HE CAN DO?!

 

[MPH Deku]

Watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alXjQUsI5Nw&feature=related

Does that answer your question?

 

[Tacel]

What question?

What's Mr. game and Watches favorite color?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Borange

Why isn't Ninten in Brawl?

 

[MPH Deku]

He's not terribly popular even in Japan.

Do you know 'bout Fobbies are Borange?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Of course (even got the pins)

Why doesn't Jeff shoot the bottle rockets at the same time?

 

[smashfan666]

they would break the stage and show the "you are an idiot" flash if that happened

why did ganondorf sneer when master hand's broadcast message ended?

 

[Tacel]

Don't make fun of Ganondorf's facial problems!

How does Ganondorf turn into Ganon?

 

[smashfan666]

he fusion dances with his dog.

where is the world of trophies?

 

[StinkomanFan]

In Mario's hat

Why does Luigi drive people insane?

 

[Tacel]

In Dodongo's Cavern.
EDIT: Ninja'd

It's because of the kart he uses. *badum chhhh*

SINCE WHEN DOES GANONDORF HAVE A DOG?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Since Link killed his dodongo

Why'd he go and do that?