Ask a stupid Smash Bros. Question, get a stupid Smash Bros. Answer!

[smashfan666]

yup...

seriously... why do primids always change their eyes?

 

[UberMario]

Those aren't eyes . . . . they're graffiti

Seriously, why do primids always change their eyes?

 

[smashfan666]

they can mold their faces into anything they want.

why was porky hiding in teh porky statue?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because he wanted to deceive everyone into thinking that porky did not exist, but actually did contradict that because porky was a statue.

Why was Luigi the only character to turn into a statue in the first cutscene he was in?

 

[smashfan666]

he thought it took too long to turn into a trophy after multiple cutscenes

why didn't mr. game & watch's name appear on-screen when he was introduced?

 

[Shadow13]

Because other characters were jealous that he had a last name.
Why can't other characters attack the PT to win?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because Sakurai cursed them to move in a 2D way even if all (but G&W) are 3D models

Why was Tabuu called Tabuu?

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

Hax, my friend, hax.

Why does King Dedede slap Bowser near the end of SSE?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because Bowser is a biznatch

Why does Snake resemble both Solid Snake and young Big Boss?

 

[smashfan666]

because he is YOU!

why are wolf, toon link, & jigglypuff the only fighters without a role in the SSE?

 

[Tacel]

They were the screenwriters for SSE.

In the beginning of SSE, where does Kirby get his star from for a quick escape?

 

[UberMario]

It requires a Sirius explanation (Get it, SIRIUS)

How come in both Melee AND Brawl Mr. G&W is really a super-flattened 3D Model instead of a sprite? Look at these two videos: A and B.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because Sakurai didn't want people to think he was lazy by putting a sprite.

Why was tripping included in brawl?

 

[UberMario]

To give Luigi something to be depressed about.

What if Captain Yoshi was real?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

That would make me not want to show people my moves anymore.

Has anyone tried to play Wario Ware with all explosive items on high for 10 minutes while intoxicated?

 

[MPH Deku]

No, and I won't until I'm able to do that legally.

What if each character had 360 taunts set to each degree of the joystick?

 

[StinkomanFan]

It would be impossible to list them

Why is Toon Link not suprised that he's fighting the real Link?

 

[UberMario]

Having 3 clones back in your world does things to you.

What if the battle against Master Hand was a food fight?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Then he would just flick the food at you while you run around trying not to get hit.

How does the Master hand eat?

 

[MPH Deku]

Probably kind of like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHwZQvQ-lW4&feature=related

Why does Pokemon Trainer carry three pokemon when he's able to carry six?

 

[Tacel]

Threes his magic number.

Why?

 

[StinkomanFan]

His train lost some wheels and his mom said 3s his lucky number

Do any of the Smashers have "Relationships"?

 

[MPH Deku]

Popo and Nana may be siblings...

Is that what you meant?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Maybe he meant like romantic relations.

Right?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Yes

Has Capt. Falcon been arrested?

 

[Tacel]

Yes. For awesomeness.

Where is he now?

 

[UberMario]

Australia

What beckons him there?

 

[Tacel]

The g'days.

Who has a Chicken Pawnch?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Falco

Why does Kirby wear Makeup when he eats Falco?

 

[UberMario]

Falco is the Brock of Star Fox.

Why does everyone think Falco says,"Hands off my prey" when he really says "These are my prey?"

 

[Tacel]

That is classified information.

Why does Falco prefer the air?

 

[StinkomanFan]

He lost his virginity their

Which smashers would survive a zombie invasion?

 

[Tacel]

Leon Kennedy.

Who else?

 

[MPH Deku]

Because he's the only one with a lag-free meteor attack.

Double ninja'd.

Can you not hear him say "Hands off my bread"?

 

[UberMario]

Nope

Who else hears "These are my prey?"

 

[Tacel]

ICG.

Who else hears "Hands off my prey!"?

 

[Burnt_Toast]

Where can I find the perfect Adventure Mode thing with Fox from years ago?

 

[Jonkku]

Where can I find the perfect Adventure Mode thing with Fox from years ago?

Hahaa!! I still have the whole bundle pack, with deleted scenes and stuff!!

*Ahem*

Who else hears "Hands off my prey!"?

I do.. Well, actually I often hear him say "Hands off my pray!", which doesn't make much sense.

Why do the Smash Characters try to kill each other? Why don't they battle against each other in some other way? (e.g. Mario Party style, in stupid mini games)

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because that's less exciting and minigames don't have as much depth to them as a full fighting game.

Why is Mario's cape rediculously awesome?

 

[Mewter]

Because it's yellow.
What is wavedashing?