Ask a stupid Smash Bros. Question, get a stupid Smash Bros. Answer!

[MPH Deku]

Cause Link, he come to town. To save, the princess ZelAHUHda.

If I put my name as JUSTN for player one and BAILY for player two and choose both Samuses in smash will they be in their underwear when the match starts?

 

[smashfan666]

No.

what if ridley was playable in melee?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Then that would be a scary matchup

In SSE, why did captain falcon have his Smash 64 voice when he was introduced?

 

[smashfan666]

he wanted to put a new twist on an old classic.

why does nobody at nintendo consider putting megaman in a smash bros game?!

 

[UberMario]

They did, but Sakurai didn't.

Why is it that Capcom announced they would try to find defunct companies to add their games to the VC, yet none of the Capcom games I want are on there?

 

[smashfan666]

they have too much time on their hands

how did sonic get into subspace?!

 

[Tacel]

He ran so fast that it just kinda happened.

How did I get Sonic before beating Subspace without hacking or cheating?

 

[Elucifur]

Who cares? He's not important.

Why didn't Wolf have an important role in the Subspace Emissary?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Fox wanted to do that but he took it instead.

Why is Toon Link so short?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because he's a kid.

Where did Zelda's voice come from?

 

[Tacel]

Her mom.

Who's her mom?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Impa

What?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

lol

Why does Ike have no sympathy for me?

 

[Elucifur]

Because he is an emotionless rock. Seriously, he has very little personality.

Why doesn't Kirby have infinite jumps like he does in some of his other games?

 

[StinkomanFan]

He gained some weight

How much?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Over 9000 lbs

How can Wario eat his bike?

 

[Tacel]

It's actually a cake. Not a bike.

Isn't Wario a great baker?

 

[smashfan666]

apparently so...

why do you suppose that is?

 

[StinkomanFan]

He adds Garlic to everything

Why don't we see the Smash mansion (or Smansion)?

 

[Tacel]

The Smansion is always in plain sight. We just don't have the power to see it.

Who does?

 

[StinkomanFan]

The Smashers apparently

Why come they can? /injoke

 

[smashfan666]

ninjas don't get responses

why did that one magazine spread that rumor that sonic & tails were in melee?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because the magazine writers wanted attention

Why do a lot of people hate meta knight?

 

[Tacel]

Because he keeps asking people to fight him.
It gets annoying, really.

I insert another Smash Bros. question?

 

[smashfan666]

You get another Smash Bros. answer?

why isn't eggman a boss in the SSE?

 

[Tacel]

Because Sonic comes at the very end.

When is Captain Falcon lunch break?

 

[smashfan666]

next sursdai... y'all biscuitheads!

when is the 4'th smash bros. coming out?!

 

[Tacel]

December 23, 2012.

When isn't it coming out?

 

[MPH Deku]

Anytime before your death.

Was that mean?

 

[StinkomanFan]

No

Why's the Smansion invisable?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because only Smashers can see it

WHy is there a concert every Friday at 8 pm in Smashville?

 

[Tacel]

Becawse Fawlcawn Pawnch!!!

Was Stinko ninja'd?

EDIT: Ninja'd

 

[MPH Deku]

No, but you where. =P

Oh Starfy, what even do you here?

 

[StinkomanFan]

......wut

Why can't we see the Smashers everyday life?

 

[MPH Deku]

Because it happens off screen.

What is Captain Falcon's morning routine?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

He doesn't have one. He just waits with Chuck Norris.

What does Captain Falcon eat?

 

[Cacti]

He doesn't. He's too manly to.

Why can Snake blow up things five yards away by raising his foot?

 

[StinkomanFan]

He just felt like it

Why is Snake almost top tier?

 

[MPH Deku]

He doesn't have jet boot

Spoiler

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Edit: Ninja'd.

If you could add another thrid party character to bralw who would it be?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

The Master Chief

Some people say he would be teh equivilant to Captain falcon. Would you agree?