Ask a stupid Smash Bros. Question, get a stupid Smash Bros. Answer!

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because Pichu is somehow stronger than Pikachu

I haven't played Melee is so long. Should I borrow it from a friend?

 

[UberMario]

Only if it's not cracked.

Who would be stupid enough to crack a disc that comes with a case?

 

[smashfan666]

someone who has no respect for videogames.

was nintendo high when they decided to put olimar in brawl?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

No, because they needed another unique character.

Why do some gamers fawn over Zero Suit Samus?

 

[smashfan666]

i think that's obvious.

was nintendo high when they made mr. resetti an assist trophy?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

No, because there's also the Nintendog.

Why is the nintendog so mean to us?

 

[UberMario]

He's upset that even though he can levitate, he still can't break the fourth wall.

Is Nintendo of America stupid for not releasing a single virtual console game in two weeks?

 

[smashfan666]

because they are too hypnotized playing sega games.

why do none of the stages depict the field for Field Tournament Style Up and Down On the Ground Manja Flanja Blanja Banja Ishka Bibble Babble Flabble Doma Roma Floma Boma Jingle Jangle Every Angle Bricka Bracka Flacka Stacka Two Ton Rerun Free for All Big Ball?

(lol, chowder reference)

 

[UberMario]

Because the Crazy Wayzy Bumpy Jumpy Battlefield of Wazzup is better.

What planet is Battlefield on to go through a day that fast?

 

[smashfan666]

time-speed-upius...

did you think i'd say "Mobius"?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

No, I don't even know what Mobius is.

Is it just me or is Final Destination the most "Realistic" stage?

 

[smashfan666]

ya...

how can Tabuu still use his Off Waves after his wings broke?

 

[UberMario]

He had some spares in the trunk.

Why do so few people know that Mobius is the planet Sonic lives on?

 

[smashfan666]

because they don't play enough sonic games

why don't enough people watch Sonic X?

 

[UberMario]

It's hard to watch a show that's only on 4kids.tv.

Why do people torment me wiith the untrue lies of Hamtaro's reaapearance on television?

(He's in the chronicles, thus he's part of Brawl)

 

[smashfan666]

everybody loves poking fun at you...

why does shadow even have a gun?

 

[UberMario]

It's the only part awesome about him right now.

What's the point of adding Shadow as an AT instead of an alternate costume?

 

[smashfan666]

because the nintendo company doesn't realise how kick-awesome shadow really is.

why does shadow always say... the D-word

 

[UberMario]

Who doesn't love saying doughnut?

Why isn't Tails playable in Brawl?

 

[Jonkku]

Because there was only place for one "two-in-one" character, and Ice Climbers took it.

How would "Sonic and Tails" differ from the Sonic that we have in Brawl now?

 

[smashfan666]

tails decided to NOT be in brawl...

but seriously... why does shadow always say the D, dash, dash, dash, word

 

[UberMario]

Who doesn't say dang?

Why isn't Bidoof in Brawl?

 

[smashfan666]

he doesn't know about smash bros.

but seriously... why does shadow always say D dash dash N

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because all BAMFs say ****. Besides, it's not really that bad of a word...

Wouldn't it be funny if Mario started cursing like: Mama F**ker! ?

 

[smashfan666]

um... no, no way, umnoway...

Who Thinks This Place Should Have Apple Dumplings?

 

[Elucifur]

Not Smash Bros. related.

If they had another MOTHER stage, what would it be?

 

[smashfan666]

I Dunno,

Would It Have Apple Dumplings?

 

[Elucifur]

Apple dumplings aren't Smash Bros. related.

If they had another MOTHER stage, what would it be?

 

[smashfan666]

The Tazmilly Apple Dumpling Store

Does Kirby Like Apple Dumplings?

 

[UberMario]

Only with ranch dressing.

Would you eat apple dumplings with ranch dressing?

 

[smashfan666]

ya...

should captain melonhead be in the fourth smash bros.?

 

[UberMario]

No

Should the watermelon monster be in Smash Bros. Tussle?

 

[smashfan666]

No.

should professor scam be in the fourth smash bros.?

 

[UberMario]

No

Should no be in no bros. no?

 

[smashfan666]

no.

should there be a new megaman series soon?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

No.

Should we stop saying no to things not related to Smash?

 

[UberMario]

Only on tuesdays.

Should yes be in Smash Bros. Brawl?

 

[smashfan666]

erm...

what does NO R 4 U mean?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Captain Falcon: HYEZ!!!

Did that answer the question?

 

[UberMario]

Yes.

Why is random not-so random?