Ask a stupid Smash Bros. Question, get a stupid Smash Bros. Answer!

[smashfan666]

it is more of a fan of Mackenzie Falls.

you see what i did there?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

HYEZ!!!

Why did Luigi suck in the first Smash game?

 

[UberMario]

Because you fail to use him.

How could you dis your main?

 

[smashfan666]

lolwut?

why was luigi in 1P game in the first smash bros. before he was unlocked?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because he was an awesome unlockable. (and I'm only dissing his previous incarnation)

Why does Link suck in all the Smash games?

 

[UberMario]

Because you don't like any character besides Meta-Knight.

Why is MK popular again?

 

[NukSuCao]

Because he has no torso.

Why is Sonic so cheap?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because he's broken.

Aren't Mario and Luigi in doubles awesome?

 

[UberMario]

Only if the Luigi spams UpB.

Why does Luigi's UpB + Mario's SideB = Instant KO on foe C?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because they're the Mario Bros.

Is there a trend in this thread?

 

[smashfan666]

hmm... don't think so...

should some ed edd n' eddy characters be in a cartoon network smash bros. spinoff?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

No.

Have you ever pulled off a 360 falcon punch on someone (which is hilarious)?

 

[Neherazade]

I do it all the time!... but only on tuesdays.

Where is Kirby on the food chain?

 

[Tacel]

At the very top, right below King Dedede.

Does Kirby ever get full?

 

[Neherazade]

Again... Only on tuesdays.

What smash-bros. question does "only on tuesdays" not answer?

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

OH WHAT THE?

(He must have edited it, at first he asked if the female Pokemon characters should be put in Brawl)

Nothing.

What only on Tuesdays?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Only Smash Bros question's answers that are not on Tuesday.

Does Captain Falcon only sleep on Tuesday?

 

[Tacel]

Would you sleep if you were awesome?

Does Captain Falcon always wear his helmet?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

HYEZ!!!

Why would it be necessary?

 

[UberMario]

Because he has a receding hairline.

Where does his phoenix falcon come from?

 

[Tacel]

His sixth finger on his left hand.

Wait, does Captain Falcon have a gun?

 

[UberMario]

Yes, but the only things it contains are doughnuts.

Do doughnuts help to unleash Falcon Kicks?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Maybe.

Why are 90% of the males that like Captain Falcon attracted to him?

 

[UberMario]

That's only what you see . . . . .

Why is Falcon so famous?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because he made Melee amazing.

 

[Elucifur]

No question.

Why do only about seven characters have purple alternate costumes?

 

[StinkomanFan]

They ran out of purple after Ness

Wait, the Smasher's buy alt costumes?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Maybe

How many characters in Brawl have orange costumes?

 

[Clownbot]

72.

How many of them have aquamarine costumes?

 

[Elucifur]

All of them can if you just do simple recolors like me.

What color should I make next and for who?

 

[Clownbot]

Make Mr. Game & Watch purple.

Or would you prefer gold?

 

[Elucifur]

G&W had a weird texture design since he doesn't exactly have an outfit or a specific design, and this person named picano made a tool, blahblahblah.
It can make six colors on a G&W file. Other characters have one texture per file.

Basically, so give me four more colors and an outline for all six.

What colors?

 

[Neherazade]

Neon (all of them)
Rainbow
Clear
Navy-Black (y-know, like shadow marion in SMsunshine)
3-D (cuz I'm runnin outta colourz)
and one where he looks like Ray Man.

Is Navy-Black a color on days other than Tuesday?

Wait, did you ask for four?

 

[Elucifur]

...give me four more colors and an outline for all six...

Clownbot already said gold and purple, so I need four more colors and outlines for all six. And COLORS, not designs.

How old is Fox?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

He was 18 at the time of StarFox 64.

Does anyone know the time gap between each game?

 

[TomoYoMomo]

Because Dedede's a perv.

Is Sheik a guy or a girl?

A heshe with half a peshi

Well honestly, its a girl shiek clearly has a nice rack.

 

[MPH Deku]

....what nice rack? She just has an hourglass figure, there's no rack.

How does Zelda conceal her boobs so well anyway?

 

[Elucifur]

Bandages and a breastplate.

How come when Samus gets her Power Suit destroyed, she can only throw three pieces of it?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

She's awesome like that (and character balancing)

Why do guys fawn over Zero Suit?

 

[princessofsmash]

because she looks naked except she has a blue suit on which attracts many boys.

why isn't Bowser Jr. in Brawl?