Ask a stupid Smash Bros. Question, get a stupid Smash Bros. Answer!

[AGuyNamedRaf]

because they would be OP

How come a cheeseburger heals more than an entire stem of grapes?

 

[UberMario]

Because stems injure your insides.

Why can't the characters actually step on the food?

 

[smashfan666]

they're worried they might get their shoes filthy if they did.

why can't mr. resetti keep his speeches short n' sweet?

 

[UberMario]

Same reason I've only seen him once in 80 hours of gameplay.

Why can't I get Manaphy yet?!?

 

[smashfan666]

you haven't caught a phione...

when will nintendo make another f-zero game?!

 

[StinkomanFan]

I don't give a ****

Why does Meowth talk in the anime but not in the games?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

The creators realized that meowth would be lame if he was the only pokemon to talk in the games.

 

[smashfan666]

uh... you forgot your question raf...

why did ike say he was using the Great Aether when he really used a normal Aether in the SSE (when he cut the bomb off the ancient minister's floaty thing)?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because it was great enough to be the only move to destroy a subspace bomb.

Why did sakurai choose Ike for this task?

 

[smashfan666]

let's face it, marth's sword wouldn't have cut it...

why did ganondorf try to sqweasle his way into the subspace army to try and take master hand's power?

 

[UberMario]

He wanted to be a tank.

Why is Mr. Game & Watch flat?

 

[BrawlMoptop11]

Beacause he could not afford 1 more dimension.

Why does Falco fly?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Because he didn't say "sbu"

Why was Dr. Mario cut?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because that's what surgeons do.

If Zelda is this capable in Smash, how come she's not this capable in her games?

 

[Jonkku]

Because she's a princess, duh.. They never do anything useful in Nintendo non-spinoff games.

If Capcom were to add one of their characters into the next Smash Bros. game, who would it be?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Those awesome lego/robot things from Megaman Legends

Why wasn't Mewtwo in Brawl?

 

[Elucifur]

It was either that they wanted to promote the fourth generation Pokémon games by adding Lucario in or Lucario became more popular because of his movie, or both.

What would've Dixie's moveset been?

 

[UberMario]

The same as Ganon's.

What would've Hamtaro's moveset been?

 

[Elucifur]

Like Olimar's except with sunflower seeds instead of Pikmin.

What would've Plusle & Minun's moveset been?

 

[smashfan666]

same as the ice climbers'

what would've megaman's moveset been?

 

[tsilver33]

Same as Luigi's.

Why can't we play Stamina mode online?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because then we'd call it street fighter.

Why is Brawl balanced around the smash ball?

 

[KingWaddleDee]

EDIT: Fail'd. Because smash ball hired killers to force the game developers to make him the center of all.
Why wasn't Slippy put in brawl? Huh? HUH?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because "Isn't it obvious?!"

Why are Waddle Doos better than Waddle Dees?

 

[smashfan666]

because they only have one eye.

why is meta knight so incredibly awexome?

 

[StinkomanFan]

He's not

Why was Samus the first "Smash Sister"?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because Samus was arguably the first "Gamer Babe".

Why was Fox's down-b too good in Melee?

 

[Jonkku]

Because of this (0-800% ftw?)

How do people define a "combo" in the Smash games?

 

[smash brawl player 99021]

By ordering A sandwich, side, and drink.

Why isn't Olimars wife in Brawl?

 

[StinkomanFan]

She was too busy with dishes

Why's Olimar an Ignorant father?

 

[Fuelbi]

He hates his kids. Why do you think he sends out his pikmin to fight for him instead?

Can Kirby wavedash?

 

[StinkomanFan]

I dunno

Why doesn't Smash have cartoon physics?

 

[UberMario]

Because rubber physics are better.

Why can you survive more than a dozen bob-ombs in sudden death in hyrule temple?

 

[MPH Deku]

Because of all the walls and crap there.

Why am I missing Pichu all of a sudden?

 

[StinkomanFan]

He's cute, that's why

Why was everyone angry with delays if their was more you'd get Mewtwo?

 

[smashfan666]

the fighters decided to pummel your TV screen waiting.

why was Dr. Mario cut from brawl?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because he was the EXACT same copy as Mario with very few different traits.

Why does Mario's cape = ****?

 

[smashfan666]

cuz' it was a drape from an ape.

why is sonic at the end of the SSE?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

We went over this: Sakurai was too lazy to implement him as awesomely as Snake (because he apparently thinks Sonic is a scrub).

Why are Brawl Hacks so awesome?

 

[smashfan666]

because you could hack to make sonic look like SHADOW! AWEXOME!

why is megaman not in smash bros after 3 WHOLE GAMES!?