Ask a stupid Smash Bros. Question, get a stupid Smash Bros. Answer!

[Fuelbi]

Because megaman is not smash bros material

a better question would be: Why is Shadow missing from brawl after two games? (and yes he debuted on the gamecube)

 

[smash brawl player 99021]

All the little kids would choose him over everyone else, because he's dark and has rage.

Why isn't Olimar's ship in pimped out Gold form?

 

[smashfan666]

it was actually spraypaint so it peeled off.

how is it that all the nintendo characters live in one universe?

 

[smash brawl player 99021]

Where else would they be? PS3 Galaxy? Microsoft Universe? ...Well maybe Snake >_<

Why isn't Wario severely Skinny on the fact that he eats so much Garlic?

 

[Jonkku]

Because he eats motorcycles. They don't have the most carbons in them, you know.

How can Snake launch a rocket launcher right in front of him without dying from the explosion?

Also,

(and yes he [Shadow] debuted on the gamecube)

No. He debuted on the Dreamcast. Get your facts straight.

 

[StinkomanFan]

He's the Soldier from TF2

How'd he get in brawl?

 

[MPH Deku]

Well, he's survived being microwaved, being blasted by a tank's main cannon, being ripped up by a minigun, being shot by snipers, having cancer, being mauled by his brother on multiple occasions, and constantly fighting without rest, so....why not?

NINJA'd: My answer still applies. =P

Does roach know what a Dreamcast is?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Probably not

If Snake is the Soldier, who's the Medic?

 

[MPH Deku]

Probably Naomi Hunter.

Or were you refering to Brawl?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Yep

Well...?

 

[smashfan666]

well what?

why is the custom stage option so awesome?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

It's not. Not enough customization for my taste (unlike halo 3).

Why doesn't Ike's Aether have the same properties (more horizontal distance and healing properties) as it does in Fire Emblem?

 

[smashfan666]

cuz' the ike in brawl is a BEGINNER CLASS!

why is Pichu not in brawl?

 

[★Malik★™]

Pichu fainted from mewtwo's shadow ball.

why is ness' head so big?

 

[Malek]

Cuz he is psychic.

What does the crystal at the bottom of Battlefield do?

 

[smashfan666]

it holds it up... DUH!!!

why is master hand in Kirby And The Amazing Mirror?

 

[Jonkku]

Because Sakurai abused his powers.

How did SSE's script writers/character designers come up with Tabuu being a flying naked guy who's hugging himself?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because Naked = Divine in some religions.

Isn't stage spiking fun?

 

[smashfan666]

only if you mean covering the entire bottom part in spikes...

why isn't crash bandicoot in brawl?

 

[MPH Deku]

Because Spyro is better.

Why isn't Spyro in brawl?

 

[smashfan666]

because bowser pummeled him to try and keep him out.

do you think a disney channel fighting game (similar to smash bros.) would be a good idea.

 

[StinkomanFan]

**** no

Why would you even think that?

 

[smashfan666]

i think it would be funny to see mickey slap the heck out of Jake.

why isn't Cardboard Tube Samurai in brawl?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because that wouldn't be as epic as Solid Snake.

Should Meryl or Liquid be in the next Smash Bros?

 

[smashfan666]

HYESZ!

Should Silver be in the next Smash Bros?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

*turns head* No.

Sonic has really gone downhill and has only recently been redeemed by Nintendo through the Super Smash franchise; am I right?

Spoiler

they get points for trying new things, but go negative because all new ideas suck

 

[★Malik★™]

uhh Yes?

why are names shown in "with anyone" online at the character select screen but not shown in the battle?

 

[Suntan Luigi]

Because online brawl is the bestest.


Who decided to put tripping into brawl?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Sakurai

Why would he make tripping?

 

[★Malik★™]

to p*ss off people and laugh them.

Why is rotation in brawl?

 

[MPH Deku]

Believe it or not, turn order used to be a huge issue in Melee, so they attempted to find a solution.

Why do we suddenly have no need for rotation?

 

[Fuelbi]

Because the earth itself stopped rotating.

Why are there shiny pokemon for different costumes?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because they like being pimped out.

Isn't Luigi the most underestimated character alongside Pokemon Trainer?

 

[Fuelbi]

Because as we all know Weegee is major pwnage

Why couldnt Weegee be an alternate costume for luigi?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because he would just stare and it would be an instant KO (talk about Broken attacks...).

Is Kirby under or overused (I always wondered that)?

 

[Fuelbi]

From a proffessional point of view Id say underused mostly because of his floatyness

For the game view. He is not overused nor underused. He is nothing

Why cant there be a can of woop *** as an item?"

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because a Can 'O Whupass would be too awesome for humanity to handle (like the TRUE Captain Falcon).

Does anyone else here like Captain Falcon FFA's with soccerballs and explosives on high (for the lulz)?

 

[Mr.-0]

No.

why do I suck at brawl?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because you don't like Captain Falcon FFA's with soccerballs and explosives on high (for the lulz).

Why is DK so underplayed?

 

[Mr.-0]

Cause he's big.

Why do people think that M2K sandbagged at AOex and genesis?