Ask a stupid Smash Bros. Question, get a stupid Smash Bros. Answer!

[Fuelbi]

I didnt get that question...

why is snake the only REAL human in brawl?

 

[Jonkku]

Real? I wouldn't say he's real.. I mean he is a clone, afterall!

Why isn't the series called "Super Smash Siblings"? There are women in there too, you know.

 

[smashfan666]

...lemme get back to you on that one.

why are ness and captain falcon starters in melee?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because a lot of starters in the Smash games are the best (except for Ness; I don't like to play as him).

Should any of the Phoenix Wright characters be included in the next Smash?

 

[Elucifur]

Really? You don't like Ness? He's so fun with his floaty jumps.

Anyway, sure why not? The people who come up with the movesets are creative.

Why is Waluigi even in Brawl? He wasn't important in any of the main Mario games. Unless you count the DDR game.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because Mario fanboys/girls wanted if he wasn't in the game. You're right, he's only there in the party games. Stupid Waluigi.

When the people who made StarFox were creating character names, why were they so unoriginal?

 

[Elucifur]

Because that's probably how they named their pets. "Puppy, fetch!"

Why are there only four to six costumes per character (except Wario, who has twelve)?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because the creators were lazy and didn't want it to turn into Dead or Alive (they each have like 4-16 different costumes each).

Isn't Luigi a beast?

 

[Elucifur]

Depends on what you mean by "beast".

Why doesn't Pit have a costume that makes him look like Cupid?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because that would've been too obvious.

What is the best kill move in any smash bros?

 

[Fuelbi]

Kirby's side smash

Why is sonic ripping off of Goku from DBZ

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because he knows that Sega has gotten so unoriginal, he must start stealing decent ideas to be at least mediocre.

Why don't they allow final smashes in tournaments?

 

[Tacel]

Because the all people who make the rules main Sonic.

How does Jigglypuff grow?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because Jigglypuff's body is so elastic that it can increase its size so it can grow.

Can I haz cheeseburger?

 

[Shadow13]

No, you can haz hotdog.
Why can't Charizard fly when he uses Fly?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because that would be overpowered... like a flying dragon with fire... like Yoshi's final smash.

Why is super spicy curry 2gud?

 

[RuNNing Riot]

Cus' it's super. Duh.

What are we to Ganon?

 

[smashfan666]

obviously, vermin that should fry like a pork sausage...

why do wolf, toon link & jigglypuff not have roles in the SSE?

 

[Jonkku]

Because TLink got lost in the great sea and didn't arrive in time, Jigglypuff didn't even realise that something was happening and Wolf doesn't care.

Why was the ROB in a robe called the "Ancient Minister" when he was actually a high-tech robot, with a higher-tech flying saucer.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because he was made by the Auto-bots from Transformers, so he's actually extremely old... either that or he was there in the NES days and some people call that ancient.

What is Captain Falcon's first name?

 

[Jonkku]

Douglas.

What's his second name?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Jay.

What's his third?

 

[Suntan Luigi]

Jay?

What's his last naem?

EDIT: ARRG the HORROR! Begone blasphmal ninja

 

[Jonkku]

His third/last name is Falcon, I guess.

What are the odds of getting ninja'd several days after the last post?

Spoiler

ololo not smash bros related. I know

 

[Suntan Luigi]

So big that it's like winning an anti lottery and the prize is FALCON PAUNCH....to my face


Why doesn't Shiek be a ninja on Forum games?

 

[Clownbot]

Because Sheik isn't really a ninja. ;_;

Spoiler

Tru fax.

Shouldn't Chocobo be in Smash?

 

[smashfan666]

maybeh.

what if lara croft was in brawl?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Then there would probably be a flame war on Smashboards on who was hotter
"Zero Suit Samus vs Lara Croft"

Wouldn't it be better if Snake had more than one taunt?

 

[ranmaru]

(samus would be hotter btw)

nah lol

whats the answer to this question?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

One that is not related to Smash whatsoever, so that is breaking game rules.

DENIED!!!

Would it be weird if a friend of mine literally wants Arthas from World of Warcraft to join the Smash roster?

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

I don't know; what about Uther the Lightbringer for Brawl?

What if I want Uther fro Warcraft to join Brawl?

(AGuyNamedRaf must answer, unless you know about Warcraft)

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Uther would be a pretty badass character with his final smash being Judgement of Light or Divine Shield. lol.

Should Luigi get his poltergust 3000 in the next smash game?

 

[Deleted member]

no cause it would have to replace another move and all of luigis move r mad

should links crossbow be in brawl with 20 arrows as an item and the green upgraded automatic one like in the game will have the same apperance properties and the hammer and the golden hammer have

 

[smashfan666]

no, because it would be too overclocked...

what if one of the Shy guys was a fighter in the next smash bros.?

 

[Deleted member]

i couldne think of any new origonal moves that he would have that the other character already have, so no

what does "too over clocked mean"

 

[smashfan666]

the same as "too uber"

what if mewtwo returns in the next smash bros. to finally get his revenge?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Then I would be a sad panda.

Isn't Luigi's Jab 2gud? You can cancel it into almost any of his moves!

 

[Deleted member]

(yeah exactly so it would be a good item)

loved to see his final smash and it would be good cause his moves r orginal but they all suck i mean none of the special moves do any damage and they have no range that is why he so unique towards the other characters for his legendary *** suckage.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

How am I supposed to answer that question?!

Do you yell "SHORYUKEN" whenever Luigi's Up-B sweetspots?

 

[smashfan666]

ninja's don't get responses

if you had to choose between sonic & snake, which would you rather play as?