Ask a stupid Smash Bros. Question, get a stupid Smash Bros. Answer!

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because he wasn't as awesome as Bowser.

Why would he be in Brawl?

 

[Elucifur]

What are you talking about? He's right here.

Why is Toon Link light even if he carries a lot of weapons?

 

[princessofsmash]

because he has epic awesomeness and cuteness factor.

why do people like to make fun of Falcon Punch/Kick?

 

[Elucifur]

Because they think it's cool to repeat the same thing as other people. And they're also unoriginal.

What color(s) should I make Peach's dress?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

How about black, light-blue (like sky blue), lavender (to go with the color of her hair), maroon, and/or forest green.

Do you think those would work?

 

[Elucifur]

...If you mean all together, then that sounds like an awful combination. And her hair isn't lavender...

Why do the Pokémon know more than four moves? For example:

Squirtle​

B: Water Gun
B>: Withdraw
B^: Waterfall
Bv: Baton Pass (DON'T DENY IT.)
Final Smash: Hydro Pump

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I have no idea. (I know her hair isn't lavender, but lavender goes well with blonde).

Why would Baton pass be a move?

 

[Elucifur]

Because they keep their status changes (damage, smash ball in their possession, etc.) when they change to another Pokémon, therefore it's Baton Pass.

What's in Ness' backpack?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

probably snacks.

What is Peach's best damage building move?

 

[Elucifur]

I'd say dair combos. People who've never fought a Peach don't expect it.

Why doesn't Donkey Kong use his coconut gun from DK 64?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Then it there would be no need for the "Cracker" item.

Wouldn't it be awesome if DK's Final Smash was actually useful?

 

[Elucifur]

Then it'd be him using his coconut gun.

Why does Ike have two fire-based attacks if the Ragnell never had fiery properties?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because the creators of Brawl wanted to add some cool properties to each attack (like Captain Falcon's Knee-Smash).

What kind of game should Luigi's next solo game be?

 

[StinkomanFan]

An FPS

What'll it be called?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Luigi: Fight for Supremacy

Would this work?

 

[UberMario]

Only if there's lotsa spaghetti.

Should it contain Mario-based memes?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Yep

Would Gay Luigi be an alt costume?

 

[UberMario]

What the heck does that have to do with costumes? >_>

Should PINK-CLOTHED Luigi be an alternate costume?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Yes. Pink Luigi is pimp Luigi.

Which costume is the best costume of all the characters?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Mr. L

Would there be Achievements?

 

[UberMario]

Yes, nuking Bowser's Castle using only a banana and some otters gives you two million points and a trophy that can be placed on your head.

Are there other achievements in this game?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Only if it's for the Xbox 360!

Would it be multi platform?

 

[UberMario]

Yes it would be part drawing, part casino, and part jet-skiing.

What does Luigi do when he goes jet-skiing in his casino while drawing and weilding a gun?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Taking care of terrorists from CoD 4.

Why would they be there?

 

[UberMario]

They're after his spaghetti.

And why is that?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because spaghetti is amazing.

Who made the spaghetti?

Spoiler

off topic... lets get back on soon as possible

 

[smashfan666]

a telegramaphone

why are the trophy characters more grayscale in the SSE?

 

[UberMario]

Nintendo was reliving the days of black-and-white photography.

Where was the narrator during Brawl?

 

[princessofsmash]

because it wasn't as cool as the Peanut Pop Gun that Diddy has.

why is Ganondorf so ugly?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

because Zelda's too pretty.

Why does Link look like a girly man?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Because he doesn't wear pants

Why doesn't he?

 

[Tacel]

Never did. Never will.

Is Odolwa good at chess?

 

[MPH Deku]

No, but he's killer at dominos?

Who would win in a race, Goht or the current Goron Race champion?

 

[Tacel]

Goht. He shoots lighting, drops bombs, drops stalactites, and kicks boulders.

Who's slower, the post man or Kafei?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Kafei.

What is the matchup ratio between Zelda and Ike?

 

[UberMario]

0:100 Ike is too manly for Zelda to do anything.

Why do all the girls flock to Ike and not to Marth?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because someone better than I am put it this way...

A girly Marth is a successful Marth. A manly Marth is what we call an "Ike": something any Marth player never wants to be.

The next person thinks this is a valid point.

 

[UberMario]

Only on tuesdays.

Why wasn't the Angry Sun a boss?

 

[Malek]

He was so angry, he nearly killed the guy who requested his services.

What does the capsule hold that makes it blow up?

 

[UberMario]

Himalayan Chocolate.

Why are eggs not items in Brawl?