a neverending brawl story

[Talazala]

So he had to be pushed around by guards

 

[Onomanic]

But one of the guards was an assassin.

 

[Bowser King]

Though the assasin missed and hit the president (sakurai) by mistake.

 

[Firus]

Then the world was a better place, and someone decided to make a SSB5 that was not at all a party game.

Afterwards, a miracle happened reviving Mewtario to his former glory and made him invincible to death. He then left the story.

Then Cresselia decided to come in and try throwing crescents at people. Samus got pissed off and SHOOP DA WHOOP'd Cresselia, making it forever gone. Then Sylux invaded the Smash Bros franchise...

 

[Bowser King]

SSB5 was then lead by cammie and she made every character a nintendog.

Mewtario got bored and returned.

Pokemon Trainer used revive.

Cammie kicks him out.

 

[Firus]

I then decided that Cammie must die, and entered the story to give her the most drawn-out, painful death possible. Then I left the story forever.

Mewtario returned to see me murdering Cammie, was confused, and left the story forever.

The Pokemon Trainer used Revive on Cresselia. Unfortunately, it was trying to use it on the ground that Cresselia used to be on (since it disintegrated completely), and it brought Spear Pillar alive instead. Spear Pillar began to shoop its whoops all over the place and the Pokemon Trainer got hit. All of his Pokemon escaped and got the hell off of Spear Pillar. His Lugia flew all of them to the Pokemon League and wreaked havoc, destroying...

 

[Deleted member]

Nothing, surprsingly. Cammie then used the power of the Chaos Emeralds to turn into Super Cammie. She then used her new powers to break the wrists of everyone in the Smash world...

 

[Bowser King]

Lugia then turns into XD001 (shadow lugia). It then threatens till kill the poor little nintendog in it's hands, thus scaring cammie...

 

[Suntan Luigi]

into a coma. She needed to eat lemons because she...

 

[Kinzer]

Has a fetish for lemons, however Lemons are...

 

[Raging-Banebou]

quite sour, if you ask me. And also, Cammi mistook a P Balloon for a lemon.

 

[Kinzer]

...Just because of the way it looked...

 

[Frown]

It did actually look like a banana. But since it was a fruit and since Cammi wan't too bright, she thought it was a lemon.

Diddy Kong, on the other hand, was clever enough to see the banana balloon. He rushed towards it and

 

[Mewtario]

Mewtario returned to the story, still invincible, to see Diddy Kong eat the balloon, returning cammie to the coma.

 

[Deleted member]

When Sonic the Baron fired hiz lazar at Mewtario, permanently driving Mewtario out of the story. Sonic the Baron then saluted as if he were Captain Falcon, and left the story.

 

[Suntan Luigi]

CD-i Link came and took out his....

 

[MPH Deku]

dong...

10char

 

[Kinzer]

...ding...ring...Rickroll lazor and began to aim it at Sonic the Baron...

Edit you made me too slow!

 

[Frown]

... who was currently i another universe.

 

[Kinzer]

...But still got hit anyway because eventually the link of the youtube video to the rickroll would load up eventually...

 

[Bowser King]

but BK comes in and pulls the plug. He laughs at you when..

 

[Kinzer]

...You cry big ol' tears of...

 

[Suntan Luigi]

salty water. That reminds you that this is supposed to be a Brawl story, so Snake (with his box) decided to....

 

[MPH Deku]

...emerge dramatically and say "Shooow-timuda" with a strong accent.

 

[Darkslash]

So Snake Grand Theft Auto'ed Metal Gear REX.....

Spoiler

Wait a minute he did that....

 

[N M E]

And went looking to fight chuck Norris but . . . .

 

[JustNoOne]

Snake was scared of Chuck Norris because...

 

[N M E]

he suddenly Chuck is the father of all that is man, an individual who needs to be respected, feared, and envied all together. Anyone who questions his manliness will not be punished instantly, as he is a patient entity. Suddenly.....

 

[Kinzer]

...He get's bored and decides to roundhouse kick him on the fly anyway...

 

[The Black Glove]

...But the kick knocks him into a Jigglypuff on steriods...

 

[Kinzer]

...And the Jigglypuff starts to perform a demonic sing attack due to...

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

...Marth slicing Toon Link into 17 pieces because...

 

[Tim_The_Enchanter]

...Marth is PMSing...

 

[iggy204]

then ike sliced off marth's head for beating him in a duel

 

[The Black Glove]

Then Super Sonic appeared out of nowhere and...

 

[iggy204]

challenged ike to MORTAL KOMBAT

 

[The Black Glove]

Ike was KO'd in about 5...

 

[iggy204]

hours and then sonic was killed by tails for...

 

[The Black Glove]

being too cheap.

 

[iggy204]

and then r.o.b killed tails and ressurected everybody but