a neverending brawl story

[Jonkku]

And it was a crashed Wolfen, which Wolf came out from, and said "Can't let you do that!", but then he realized that Fox...

 

[Deleted member]

Was under the Wolfen, while King Dedede randomly sang "The Wind Cries Mary". Meanwhile...

 

[Frown]

... Nana fondled herself. It was necessary because

 

[Deleted member]

It wasn't. King Dedede started singing "Toys in the Attic".

 

[Raging-Banebou]

Marina sweatdropped from hearing King Dedede sing and used a long cane to pull King Dedede from the stage.

 

[Frown]

Suddenly, Zelda appeared and sweeetspotted a lightning kick in Marina's forehead.

 

[Jonkku]

But then Dedede realized that...

 

[Raging-Banebou]

Marina shook the pain off and glared at Zelda. "What the hey was that for?!", Marina angrily asked.

 

[Snowstalker]

Mario suddenly grabs Marina, swings her around, and threw her into the mysterious jungle.

 

[tirkaro]

Whereas Donkey Kong was trying to get some bananas out of a tree. Marina SHAKESHAKEed the tree for him, getting him his bananas, but then suddenly.......

 

[Frown]

Zelda hunted her down and repeated her previous deed.

 

[Deleted member]

Until Ganondorf kidnapped her and locked her in his bedroom, King Dedede now singing

 

[Raging-Banebou]

Marina sighed. "What's up with King Dedede singing?", She pondered when she noticed some bushes rustling.

 

[Jonkku]

... Suddenly, Diddy Kong jumps out of the bushes.

 

[Raging-Banebou]

"A monkey?", Marina asked with curiosity. "Is something wrong, little guy?"

 

[Deleted member]

In reply, Diddy Kong sang "White Room". Marina's head then asploded, while Ganondorf

 

[tirkaro]

Put together Marina's head again, but he made her evil, and gave her orders to SHAKESHAKE E3 08 so that nintendo will never reveal Pikmin 3. So Olimar.....

 

[Frown]

... threw a purple Pikmin at Marina which caused her to fall down a cliff and once again, her skull was crushed. Olimar then cremated her body and evenly spread the ashes throughout the entire universe.

Dedede was the only one to attend to her funreal, but it was only because

 

[Raging-Banebou]

it was against his own will.

Meanwhile, the Ancient Minister ressurected Marina and restored her head back to normal. (She is NOT a zombie!) Marina then noticed a Smash Ball and broke it.

 

[tirkaro]

Unfortunately, Professor Theo didn't program any final smashes in her, so while she was pissed off, Ganondorf went to Japan to.....

 

[Deleted member]

Play "Before I Forget", "Stricken", "3's and 7's", "Knights of Cydonia", and "Cult of Personality"

Kidnap Sakurai for

 

[Raging-Banebou]

not giving him his own moveset. Meanwhile, Marina found Professor Theo.

 

[Deleted member]

Who was tied to a chair by Mewtario (Enough has been said)

 

[Raging-Banebou]

"What happened, Professor?", Marina asked, before covering her ears in case of ANY singing.

 

[Mewtario]

Mewtario returned just then, looked angry at seeing Marina there, then began telepathically singing "The Elements" by Tom Lehrer for no apparent reason. Being telepathic, the song penetrates Marina's mind.

(the song can be heard here: http://www.privatehand.com/flash/elements.html)

 

[Raging-Banebou]

Marina snapped and lunged at Mewtario, before shaking him lik crazy to the point where Mewtario had gotten brain damage.

 

[tirkaro]

Which made Mewtario tear a hole in the space/time continuum/smashboards......

 

[Raging-Banebou]

Marina blinked and sweatdropped. "Whoops...", she said before untying Professer Theo.

 

[Mewtario]

Soon after tearing a hole in the space/time continuum/smashboards, Mewtario, still enraged, also begins wiping Japan off the face of the Earth......

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NeJ6Cftc-E8

 

[regipeach]

suddenly lucario shows up and tries to stop mewtario (?) from destroying japan. so it breaks open a smash ball and kills it with aura storm. then arceus shows up...... and he isn't happy.

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

Then Arceus destroys an iceberg in antartica.

Meanwhile, Captain Falcon kneed dedede at Marina's funeral.

 

[Deleted member]

Then, all of a sudden...

"Angels sang out,
in Immaculate chorus.
Down from the Heavens,
descended Chuck Norris..."

 

[Raging-Banebou]

"Actually, that was an evil copy of me that was killed by Olimar.", Marina said.

 

[Mewtario]

Mewtario crawls back out of the massive crater made by Aura Stormk, using an 9.2 earthquake to destroy most of San Fransisco for no apparent reason in the process (http://youtube.com/watch?v=XZuNO0qbz2w), stands up, and dusts himself off

 

[Frown]

Mewtario then told Marina to quit. Marina did so, and left forever.

(What the hell does Marina have to do with Brawl anyway? And who is she?)

 

[Raging-Banebou]

(Marina was gonna be in Brawl until R.O.B took her spot in the game. Also, she's the main character from the N64 game "Mischief Maker")

 

[Deleted member]

Meanwhile, Pit was waiting at E3...

 

[Raging-Banebou]

When several Furbies surounded him.

 

[Jonkku]

"FURBIES!! NOOOO!!!" Pit yelled loudly in fear...

 

[Deleted member]

and ran off, which is why Nintendo didn't announce a Wii Kid Icarus.