a neverending brawl story

[AbsoluteZero255]

This is a game where someone gives you a sentence and you continue the story.

For example:

One day Kirby was walking down a road
... When he found Mario ....



I start:

One day Fox was in his landmaster.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

and fired his laser on Samus.

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

Samus got really angry and transformed into zss for no apparent reason.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

She then killed Fox, ate his heart and put a mango in it's place.

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

Falco and wolf got mad.

 

[Alus]

and called to the shiekens of hydule and the shiekens sent the divine 343 shiek, nuro, hawkstrider,

falco and wolf both explaind how fox was a great warrior and how fox was deafeated by the hunted bounty hunter from Brinstar.

hawkstrider says " indeed sammus is a worthy foe"

link then enters the coversation

" indeed samus is over 9000 but does she know why kids like Cinnimon toast crunch!?"

 

[Mewtario]

Meanwhile in a far away area, Mewtwo was sulking about not making the Brawl roster...

 

[Yaya]

"**** Lucario, Stealing my spot, I should just go do the Soul Stealer on that S.O.B."

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

Mewtwo morphed into deoxys.

Meanwhile, the mango in fox's heart made fox turn into a mango-zombie-thing!

 

[Talazala]

Which attracted Yoshi who ripped out Fox's heart with his tougue and ate it, once again ending fox's life

 

[Deleted member]

But Yoshi didn't realize that the mango was a time bomb.

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

The mango exploded, but kirby solved it by.....

 

[Snowstalker]

...making out with Jigglypuff. However, Lucario was ticked, because Kirby just stole his girl. He then...

 

[hippochinfat!!]

Went to meet Wario but Lucario suddendly died from FOXDIE. Mr. Game and Watch saw him dead so he put on a scuba helmet and searched for treasure underwater. He found an octopus. It was scary lookin' and stuff. He dodged the tentacles and swiped some loot. Wario came in and said that those'a gold bars were'a his and his alone. Then Rouge the Bat swooped in and said all the world's gems belong to her. Then she drowned, but Wario didn't somehow.


Mr. Game & Watch ....breached out of the water like a whale or something and took off on Wario's chopper. Wario then drank al the ocean water and ate the octopus, like he totally would. After that Link saw Wario's chopper in the sky and he

 

[Deleted member]

threw up while Lil Mac

 

[Charizard92]

(facepalm) Then Dialga comes to reverse the entire story, do over!

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

Nice one, charizard92....

One day Kirby inhaled Captain Falcon .

 

[Deleted member]

and exploded. The end

 

[tirkaro]

One day, Mewtwo and Lucario were playing Tatsunoko vs Capcom, when suddenly.....

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

Captain Falcon appeared!

 

[Yaya]

"Lucario! I can't let you to live!" Falcon charged his punch, when Mewtwo converted his soul into Falcon's saving his buddy, and also nerfing Falcon.

 

[A1lion835]

Kirby then had sex with Jigglypuff, and then the child had sex with Snake, and the result was a spherical human who could eat people, spin very quickly, had tons of weapons, a headband, and a sing which, because of Kirby being tone-deaf, killed all life within a 500 foot radius of the child, named derangotronsnakekirbyjigglypuffhelpmynameistoolongomygodwhycouldntitbeshortereveryoneieverknowwillmakefunofmeforalleternityaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahwhyhaventikilledmyself, or "Derango Dude" for short. Derango Dude then attempted to eat captain falcon, but snake was really pissed because snake hated hearing Derango Dude say "Falcon Punch!" (have you heard kirby say that?) but as he was about to stop Derango Dude he exploded for no apparent reason. It turned out that Mario was pissed at Kirby because he stole Jigglypuff, attempted to put an explosive in Kirby's nose (does he have one?), but somehow managed to think Snake was Kirby and... yea. Snake's ghost then got mad at me because killed his reputation and stopped me from writing more.

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

Kirby then had sex with Jigglypuff, and then the child had sex with Snake, and the result was a spherical human who could eat people, spin very quickly, had tons of weapons, a headband, and a sing which, because of Kirby being tone-deaf, killed all life within a 500 foot radius of the child, named derangotronsnakekirbyjigglypuffhelpmynameistoolongomygodwhycouldntitbeshortereveryoneieverknowwillmakefunofmeforalleternityaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahwhyhaventikilledmyself, or "derango dude" for short.

Please don't post that stuff here. It's supposed to be appropriate.

 

[Charizard92]

Shall I release the Dialga temporal rewind erase bomb again? I shall. Dialga appears, again, and reverses everything, restarting the entire thing, AGAIN!

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

OKAYYYY!!!! NOW TIME TO START!! AGAIN!

One day, Captain Falcon PUWNCHED someone.

 

[Yaya]

It turned out to be Diagla which forced time to never progress again, like, people could move and stuff, but they were stuck in that time forever.

 

[Grunt]

Capt. Olimar, Capt. Commando and Capt. Crunch all met up w/Falcon for an epic Capt. battle!

 

[A1lion835]

Mewtwo then showed up (he used his psychic powers to get into Brawl) and used psychic powers to get Dialga to continue time.

 

[Talazala]

Dialga then got a brain-fart, and by that I mean his brain exploded.

 

[Charizard92]

The Arceus revived Dialga. Arceus is god, he can do anything! Dialga, angry, freezes everyone as well. Palkia kicks Dialgas ***, forcing Dialga to make a do over, again. Arceus, being god and all, makes himself invincible so he wont receive the same fate.

 

[Frown]

Arceus smirks and flies towards the heavens.

Then Nana fondles herself.

 

[Yaya]

Meanwhile, Snake was talking with Zamus.

 

[Mewtario]

And Mewtwo and Lucario were playing chess... and have been for the last 3 days straight without the match reaching a conclusion due to both being incredibly intelligent

 

[Alus]

while pit was complaining to dilga that he shouldnt reset time.

 

[Alus]

And Mewtwo and Lucario were playing chess... and have been for the last 3 days straight without the match reaching a conclusion due to both being incredibly intelligent

so both of them quit and decided that the victor will be chosen through:


MORTAL KOMBAT!!!

 

[Mewtario]

The game still takes 3 days due to both having such great intelligence

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Wario interrupts the chess match, using the Wario Bike to run over the chess board;
He consumes all of the knights, bishops, and queens on the chess board.

 

[Mewtario]

Mewtwo and Lucario weren't exactly pleased with this, so they

 

[Talazala]

Decided to Brain Deoxys and call it even.

 

[Raging-Banebou]

Meanwhile, Marina Lightyears was playing her Nintendo Wii when she heard an explosion outside. With a worried/serious look on her face, she saved her game, shut off the Wii and ran outside to see where the explosion came from...