a neverending brawl story

[Raging-Banebou]

Then Gwonam busted every single furby while King Harkinan threw a tantrum and threw elephant turds at the eldery people.

 

[TKD+ITA+Mar=]

Harkinan's actions were mistaken as the announcement for Pikmin Wii.

 

[Frown]

Olimar had to change pants after this announcement. It was...

 

[MojoMan]

just terrible how et they had gotten, and ZSS was pissed because she had to wash them.

 

[Frown]

She was so upset, she tossed them at Olimar's face. Olimar summoned 800 white pikmin and

 

[Jonkku]

threw them all at ZSS, Gwonam and Harkinan, which caused them to...

 

[SmashAura4]

Relieve theirselves where they stood. Then getting a hold to their senses, they.......

 

[MPH Deku]

procceded to beat Olimar to a bloody pulp, when...

 

[Deleted member]

Pit glided down and spammed their heads off...

 

[Frown]

Pit HIYAYAYAAH'd until everybody was dead. All that was left was Olimar's soiled pants a bunch of corpses. Pit picked up the pants and...

 

[Deleted member]

waited for Nintendo's press conference to begin. He would soon find out whether he would be in a game again or not.

 

[Mewtario]

Mewtario was sitting in the audience at the time, wondering what Nintendo would announce.

 

[Talazala]

Suddenly, a truck full of Super mushrooms, Puppies, smartbombs, pokeballs, Motion sensor bombs, Golden Hammers, assist trophies, ice cream, Pitfalls, and ritz crackers crashed into the room, which resulted in...

 

[Grunt]

...Sakurai making Smash 4 without an item off switch which made smashboards...

 

[Deleted member]

Burn down Nintendo of America.

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

...Sakurai making Smash 4 without an item off switch which made smashboards...

That disturbs me.

 

[The Dinkoman]

...Sakurai making Smash 4 without an item off switch which made smashboards...

.......nightmares for 2 months......

 

[MPH Deku]

Burn down Nintendo of America.

Sega proceeded to make a new console....

 

[Deleted member]

And introduce 20 new crappy Sonic friends...

 

[MPH Deku]

Making the unreasonably high number of sonic haters become even MORE unreasonably high...

 

[Deleted member]

And mascots were gone forever.

 

[Raging-Banebou]

...Sakurai making Smash 4 without an item off switch which made smashboards...

That's enough to make a strong man have nightmares...

 

[Frown]

Sega's new game was called Super Smash Brothers. It included Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Eggman and 40 characters that nobody cared about.

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

Then, Smashboards figured out everything and made Super Smash Brothers 4!!!!


With AT's, awesome characters, and everything!!!

 

[Frown]

It was Japan-only, so the Americans and Europeans...

 

[MPH Deku]

started working on a fan translation, but would stop making it if the game was released,

 

[Raging-Banebou]

Plus, Marina Liteyears, Snover, Waluigi and Kat & Ana were confirmed for Super Smash Bros 4 as playable characters!

 

[Raging-Banebou]

 

[Raging-Banebou]

Whoops, sorry about that...

 

[Talazala]

Said Sakurai as he added uber-tripping into the english edition of SSB4. Uber tripping made you

 

[Mario_ 101]

realize that Wario kidnapped Dr. Eggman so he could clone Mewtwo three times to make Mewtwo 3, which escalated too...

 

[NinjaFoxX]

MEWTRIO,with the combined powers of mewtwo,mew,and lucario...

 

[MPH Deku]

and thus we forgot all about uber-tripping. HOWEVER

 

[Onomanic]

Than Ultra-Omega-Super-Sexy-Awesome Tripping arrived and most characters are now always on their butts

 

[Mewtario]

And Mewtrio got sued by Mewtario for almost stealing his name.

Mewtario won the case, and got a truckfull of money from it.

 

[Deleted member]

When he got hit by a truck, never to move or speak again.

 

[Mewtario]

But he used money to have seurgury, and to hire bodyguards

 

[Deleted member]

But all it did was keep Mewtario alive.

 

[Mewtario]

And he soon traveled around in a wheel chair that was a twin of that of Stephen Hawking

 

[Deleted member]

But the wheelchair was useless, as he couldn't any part of his body the slightest inch.