a neverending brawl story

[xX Boezy Xx]

...Ganondorf started beating the **** out of R.O.B., when all of the sudden....

 

[Cease Tick]

They both got flattened by the batmobile!

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

I then paused the Youtube rip-off, when all of a sudden...

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

marth kills tl again because...

 

[iggy204]

toon link was able to kill ike who was able to kill marth

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

but Kirby interrupted everything with his...

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

...SHOOP DA WHOOP LAZERZ. But they had no effect on...

 

[TigerWoods]

Peach. She then made boiling tea and...

 

[iggy204]

broke up with mario and hooked up with luigi

 

[TigerWoods]

Mario then became very jealous. So he tried to make peach more jealous by hooking up with...

 

[iggy204]

a homsexual so she would woory about him and hook back up with him but then mario had to do something very drastic

 

[TigerWoods]

He filled FLUDD with...

 

[iggy204]

urine to hide his scent from

 

[TigerWoods]

Samus, because she is an expert tracker. Samus found him anyway using her gps system. When she found him she...

 

[iggy204]

asked him for dating advice so she could ask out snake, then mario said

 

[Mewtario]

... was attacked by zombie Mewtario (he came back as a zombie!), who walked like how Pikachu walks

"Braaaaaiiiiinnnnns"

 

[TigerWoods]

Samus then defends mario and kills another zombie. All of a sudden...

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

..zombie Ganondorf enters the fray to try and kill..

 

[The Black Glove]

Super Sonic, Who has appeared out of nowhere.

 

[Meta Jr]

When Ganondorf is about to kill Super Sonic then Link is all "I wantz toa kill him!" then they get in a catfight and Super sonic kills them both.

 

[iggy204]

then super sonic challenges mario to duel before mario can give samus dating advice

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

Then Marth comes out of no where and chops off Super Sonic's head, steals the chaos emeralds and transforms into Super Marth!

 

[TigerWoods]

Who is then shot down by Samus' arm cannon.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Who in turn is eaten alive by Kirby! Then...

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Ganondorf pulls a sword out of his a** to...

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Make mince meat out the newly-arisen zombie Link. But he is overpowerd by...

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Samus Kirby, who fires his...

 

[TigerWoods]

Arm cannon and destroys Zombie Link. Meanwhile mario...

 

[iggy204]

shoves a note for dating advice down kirby's throat so samus can read it

 

[M@v]

...But gets his arm eaten in the process by kirby. In Extreme agony, Mario....

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

's head explodes, killing Luigi. In a grief stricken rage, Peach...

 

[TigerWoods]

Smashes Kirby under her diamond tipped high heels, while also piercing samus' heart.

 

[M@v]

With a hole in him, kirby deflates like a hot air balloon..(not dead)

 

[TigerWoods]

Samus steps out... surprsingly alive. Only her powersuit was destroyed...

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

But sudden;y she is blind sided by a drunk driver! Oh wait, it's just Wario on his bike, trying to...

 

[MPH Deku]

RickRoll you! But coming up in the opposide direction is a coked-up...

 

[M@v]

...waluigi. Wario and Waluigi smash into eachother. Zero Suit Samus gets up uber ####ed and proceeds to beat the crap out of them both.

 

[TigerWoods]

All of a sudden it starts raining men...

 

[regipeach]

and just when samus thought her day couldn't get any worse, Groudon falls on top of her. and then groudon says to kirby, "I challenge you to a dance competition!" so kirby kicks groudon's but in the dance competition by doing his up taunt over and over.

so then groudon....

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

fled to his cave and cried for hours, until...