a neverending brawl story

[M@v]

absolutely nothing happens, and sakurai releases a patch that removes tripping from brawl. World peace occurs, Smashers party in the streets, and alternate energy plans prosper. The US gets a competent President. World Hunger is solved. Human kind makes huge advances. One day though....

 

[Kinzer]

...Some guy kills Sakurai, another guy becomes the president of Nintendo, brings back tripping into Brawl along with other things to make it even more broken, all of the above mentioned somehow gets lost, and then all of a sudden...

 

[Meta Jr]

I cut open DDD with my paintbrush and eat potato chips when Fred is eating...

 

[TigerWoods]

strawberries....Sakurai rises from the dead because he is not human, to take back control of his empire...however brawl...

 

[Burrbomb]

Accidently had an alternate dimension open up because of the tripping, Kirby then jumps in and......

 

[Deleted member]

Air trips, while Sakurai...

 

[Meta Jr]

erases me and that is why Bowser Jr isn't playable AND...

 

[Kinzer]

...Riolu either. Wouldn't it be awesome if...

 

[TigerWoods]

Lip was here to whack us with flowers?? But if that were to happen...

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

The homerun bat would have to have warp space capabilities, like those of the...

 

[Mewtario]

USS Enterprise, which had crashed so close, it injured many on its way down.

 

[Kinzer]

...There were little survivors, but Sonic was there...

 

[TigerWoods]

ANYWAY... Sakurai decided too...

 

[Cease Tick]

Disregard this

 

[Kinzer]

...forum post and do something completly random, like...

*haha cease tick, it actually made sense*

 

[Charizard92]

Dialga Time Bomb! Restart all over again (this is fun!)

 

[Mewtario]

Mewtario was playing Uno in the Lucario IRC chat room... again...

 

[TigerWoods]

when all of a sudden he was beat by tiger woods...an amazing shiek main

 

[Kinzer]

...but in reality plays Shiek because...

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

marth stabs tiger woods in the balls!

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

It's super effective!

 

[Burrbomb]

But Tiger Woods Summons his half brother Tony the Tiger who.....

 

[Kinzer]

...Uses his final Smash on you and tells you it's Grrrrrreat!...

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

But the his frosted flakes box is turned against him by Marth so Tony must call on Tony Hawk to help him.

 

[Kinzer]

...But Tony Hawk doesn't help him because...

 

[Burrbomb]

......Snake allready snapped his Neck.....

 

[TigerWoods]

so instead Steven Hawkins, the famous scientist who talks through a computer decides to help tony the tiger, who summoned by tony hawk, and is the half brother of tiger woods.


PS
(were on a roll with the name's related to each other XD

Tiger Woods
Tony the Tiger
Tony Hawk
Steven Hawkins

please continue it this is awsome XD)

 

[Burrbomb]

But they didn't realise that they had been FALCON PAUWNCHED by Chuck Noriss....

 

[Kinzer]

...But then That one guy named Steve Irwin...

 

[M@v]

laughs in his grave hearing the falcon punch

(R.I.P Steve)

 

[Burrbomb]

But (Abridged) Marik starts to control all the Steves minds including Bandit, Steve, Keith.......

(Ps: IN AMERICA!!!!)

 

[M@v]

then all the yugioh haters go on a rampage and destroy them

 

[TigerWoods]

and revel in the glory of finally wiping out yugioh, which should have been wiped out in 4th grade

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

...much like Digimon. All of the sudden, an army of at least 10,000 approaches! And it's made up eniteerly of...

 

[Burrbomb]

GenericDigimon#3764mon, who are stopped by Captain crunch while Superman drinks a beer......

 

[Kinzer]

...That has been drugged by some chick, and then Superman...

 

[Radamanthus]

...got drunk and became 10x as powerful, but...

 

[TigerWoods]

died because he touched kryptonite

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

The End? I think not. Just then, a convient plot twist arises!!!

 

[Burrbomb]

The credits roll with some deleted scenes which are....