a neverending brawl story

[xX Boezy Xx]

in fact previews for a new, moar action packed sequel named...

 

[TigerWoods]

Super Smash Brothers Cat Fight, The Movie.... An action packed movie that stars the women of nintendo competing for the Smash Champion title.

In the movie samus...

 

[Kinzer]

...Beats up Peach, but she tried to refrain from doing this in the first place because...

 

[M@v]

..she didn't want to get sued for harassment. Princess Zelda gets into some trouble because some people say shes cheating by changing into sheik. In response, Zelda...

 

[Kinzer]

...Hires those annoying lawyers that you always see in those commercials, but the thing is...

 

[TigerWoods]

the lawyers were actually Jigllypuff and Martha... in the courtroom...

 

[M@v]

The prosecutor is Captain Falcon, demanding that Zelda show him her moves, or be falcon punched...

 

[TigerWoods]

so Zelda Fayor's winded out of the courtroom...the judge,

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

who happens to be Link, decided to follow her with his own bit of magic. Captain Falcon hitches a ride, becasue he wants to...

 

[TigerWoods]

make sure zelda doesn't violate her restrainig order and beat up peach again...however

 

[M@v]

Zelda jumps him and Thunder kicks him 20miles. After recovering, Captain Falcon jumps in the Blue Falcon and heads back to make Zelda pay, but...

 

[TigerWoods]

All of a sudden he fell madly in love with Martha...however

 

[Frown]

... Martha was already married to Ike, and they had teo kids named Mike and Irtha.

 

[Bowser King]

CF felt life was no longer worth living but then.....

 

[Ex Nihilo]

Ike and martha divorced! meanwhile Zelda....

 

[TigerWoods]

continues on her way to beat up peach....all of a sudden peach decides too...

 

[BurtonEarny]

stockpile a horde of stich face turnips to insure her safety, but...

 

[TigerWoods]

Kirby comes along and decides to cook them! When kirby's pot erupts.....

 

[Bowser King]

....and out comes a fusion of the turnips and.....

 

[M@v]

..parasaols. The tulips can now float in midair. They are utterly useless. Meanwhile Zelda, on her way to beat up peach, is ambushed and kidnapped by ganondorf....again....

 

[TigerWoods]

but link, the judge... who was originaly pursuiting zelda....

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

..decides it's about time to let Zelda solve her own **** problems, and proceeds to try and solve the mystery of...

 

[Kinzer]

...Mew, but nobody really cared because...

 

[BurtonEarny]

he was never a playable character in the smash series anyway. While all of this was happening...

 

[Burrbomb]

......Tiger Woods suddenly reappeared with Tony the Tiger and his uncle's nephew's brothers sisters former roommate in college Dig Em the Frog, they proceed to....

 

[Kinzer]

... Do some things you would not want to read, this is true because...

 

[Ex Nihilo]

that portion of this story has already ended.... MEANWHILE peach...

 

[TigerWoods]

is attacked by zelda! then

 

[Deleted member]

she randomly started singing "Bohemian Rhapsody". Zelda, in frustration...

 

[TigerWoods]

joined in the singing as the harmony part....Irtha and Mike, MarthaandIke's children, then...

 

[Burrbomb]

....become country singers and get $3.58 for gas money to go to Texas by performing, various, things, which are evil because....

 

[Kinzer]

...People deemed it that way, howeve Mike can destroy it with his...

 

[Ex Nihilo]

Secret side B move... Dancing Quick.... a perfect merging of Martha's Dancing Blade and Ike's Quickdraw....
Irtha also liked to show off her moves as well, the....

 

[M@v]

..spear of doom. Captain Falcon Arrives to re-capture Zelda and take her back to court. Zelda attempts another Thunder kick, but CF dodges it and Falcon Punches her, which makes all her magic malfunction, making her helpless. The Falcon Punch colliding with Zelda's magic caused a horrific side effect however......

 

[Kinzer]

...Anything could've happened but this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SND8G-I4XR4

... The only problem was...

 

[M@v]

....people didnt see what it was in fear of possibly being rick-rolled.

After the suspicion however, King DDD clicks the link from his royal computer and...

 

[LegionBrawler]

Infinite ****spin popups pop up with *You spin me right round baby right round* Playing in the background so...

 

[TigerWoods]

DeDeDe tries to kill himself by Skydiving with no parachute....however he lands on...

 

[Aura User]

bowser's shell. bowser gets mad and...

 

[TigerWoods]

tries to set D3's blubber on fire....however he realized that...