a neverending brawl story

[Davy Jones]

worn by snake wich

 

[F1r3w0lf]

got dirty and he was mad and blamed Capt. Metaknight.

 

[M@v]

Capt Metaknight said YES and transformed back into normal captain falcon.

 

[marthmaster59]

than Marth gets a lightsaber...

 

[Davy Jones]

but he was not around so who cares

 

[F1r3w0lf]

But then Marth joined the Brawl and used his lightsaber on

 

[Davy Jones]

Captain Falcon and cut him into half

 

[F1r3w0lf]

of a Captain Falcon. Falcon's ghost declared revenge on

 

[tyler36]

Ike for being from fire Emblem

 

[F1r3w0lf]

But then Ike appeared in the next Zelda game.

 

[Davy Jones]

wich confused Falcon's Ghost and

 

[F1r3w0lf]

He appeared in Excite Truck 2.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Piloting a worn down

 

[Davy Jones]

monster wich crushed all the cars

 

[F1r3w0lf]

and he got banned from tournaments.

 

[Davy Jones]

but Samurai Goroth joined exite truck 2

 

[MisterDrBob]

but he was too cool for school, so his truck exploded. Meanwhile, Popo, Nana ran for dear life from a Coca-Cola advertising Polar Bear when they were saved by Ness (but not Lucas, 'cause he's a pansy).....

 

[F1r3w0lf]

but the polar bear got Santa and he joined Brawl to fight the Ice Climbers and Ness (and Lucas too.) (YAY! Christmas themed story!)

 

[Jonkku]

After a while Santa Claus got tired and went to have a nice big cup of coffee. But it wasn't coffee, it was...

 

[F1r3w0lf]

hot chocolate. Santa drank it too quickly and burned his throat, so he went to Walgreens to get...

 

[TigerWoods]

one of those stupid hallmark cards with the corny greetings...

"I was going to get you a car.......

but I got you a CAR-D!!!!!"

ha...ha....ha.....

 

[MisterDrBob]

Santa gave it to the Polar bear as an apology for calling off the chase of the Ice Climbers. The Polar bear didn't accept his apology and joined the Legion of Darkness ruled by Ganondorf, Bowser, Nightmare, King K.Rool, Mother Brain, Medusa, and Kirby.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

MisterDrBob forgot Barnacle MAN and the Legion of Darkness (formerly Every Villain Is Lemons) owned him.

 

[MisterDrBob]

But I was saved at the last second by Leeroy Jenkins, who proceeded to beat the crap out of the Legion of Darkness, and then me.

 

[KoRoBeNiKi]

However then, the World of Warcraft Server died preventing Leeroy Jenkins from delivering the final blow.

Then.....

 

[F1r3w0lf]

An army of R.O.B.s appeared and declared war on Luxembourg.

 

[shadowtroop]

Shady turned them off.

 

[MisterDrBob]

This didn't sit well with Professor Hector who joined forces with Dr. Wily and Dr. Eggman and joined EVIL. Leeroy, who had been watching contentedly as the server was being fixed decided he was getting bored when he was approached by Captain N who engaged him in a battle of wits and stupidity.

 

[Jonkku]

While Captain N and Leeroy Jenkins were fighting, Prof. Hector, Dr. Wily, and Dr. Eggman went on to search for Dr. Eggman's evil(er)

Spoiler

(and more awesome)

self, Dr. Ivo Robotnik, who then would give them a PRRRROMOTION...

 

[CompassTosser]

But they moved to fast in search of him, and they created a portal that led them to...

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Aperture Science and Technology Research Facility, where GLaDOS...

 

[Raging-Banebou]

Was going insane and flinging elephant crap everywhere. Gwonam took it upon himself to...

 

[MisterDrBob]

stop the nonsense and start flinging monkey crap. This seemed like a good idea at the time, but it crazified Mr. Game & Watch, who turned into a(n).....

 

[A1lion835]

cannibal pikman, who then...

 

[MaxfireXSA]

Becomes a fly and eat the elephant poo and monkey poo off the floor, then accidently eats Olimar alive.

 

[A1lion835]

The pikmin get angry, kill G&W, and...

 

[Rabby]

sonic comes along and shocks the world with his new chuck norris powered speed breaker BUT ....

 

[A1lion835]

goes so quickly he breaks the sound barrier, resulting in

 

[Jimnymebob]

him tripping on a twig and flying at mach speeds towards...

 

[tirkaro]

The Japanese Ronald McDonald, who then proceeds to use his RAN RAN RUUUUU powers on sonic to......