a neverending brawl story

[MaxfireXSA]

Make Sonic eat lots of burgers from McDonalds, then after that, Sonic use the bathroom at McDonalds, takes a dump on the toilet, hearing a loud farting and pooping sound,

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Marth and Ike run out of the McDonalds, and decide to drive to a wedding chapel, where they

 

[MaxfireXSA]

see Roy getting married.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

to ZSS. Captain Falcon, feeling betrayed,

 

[Deleted member]

smashes the wedding cake onto his head and dances like a madman.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Triggering a boss battle with Kefka.

 

[tirkaro]

Who is then defeated by the Ying-yang twins and Putbull (The epic battle can be seen here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CfxluLKigo )
Afterwards, the ultimate chimera decides to eat.....

 

[marthmaster59]

Marth but he got dolphin sliced up the roof of his mouth so he ate ike

 

[A1lion835]

Ike Great Aethered the ultimate chimera,

 

[marthmaster59]

but failed and got eaten

 

[Snowstalker]

In preperation for the big night with Peach, Mario went to the pharmacy and bought co-

 

[TigerWoods]

tton candy to satisfy his sweet tooth...

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Then he got his blood pressure tested (it was through the roof), picked up a new toothbrush and some sugarfree gum, and had a nap in the demo massage chair.

 

[SirSpamAlot]

he was rudely awaken by wario with his pants do-

 

[A1lion835]

ubled in size, and then shoved mario a toy pinga-

 

[F1r3w0lf]

s into his coat and tried to walk out with it, but...

 

[LooksLikePit]

he exploded and his organs were spread across a...

 

[A1lion835]

giant rock, which then fell on...

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Peach, so both of them ended up in purgatory where they...

 

[A1lion835]

did something I'll probably get a warning for saying.

 

[Snowstalker]

Of course, the 1-up mushrooms revived them, but now they...

 

[F1r3w0lf]

had traded their souls to Bowser in exchange for a glass of water.

 

[ShadyEagle7]

Then R.O.B. walked in...

 

[F1r3w0lf]

and pulled out an AK-47...

 

[Deleted member]

out from under his hat and fired it with a rat-a-tat-tat...

 

[Agi]

Then, out from the sky with a heavenly chorus descended our hero, the only Chuck Norris Captain Falcon.

 

[Steel_Dragon]

then g dorf the red samus the les and the pink kirby descended upon captain falcon and murdered his ***...

 

[A1lion835]

Thus making peach, who was dating falcon angry... (The Last Tier War)

 

[F1r3w0lf]

And she teamed up with Bowser to launch a full-scale assault on the Crepes Liberation Front.

 

[Snowstalker]

Mario beat the living crap out of Bowser (again), and proceeded to take Peach back to the castle and...

 

[Steel_Dragon]

then came rob with an ak 47 who shot mario and took princess peach

 

[F1r3w0lf]

But The Ancient Minister came and demanded peach.

 

[Kris121]

but she gave him a real peach

 

[Steel_Dragon]

then the ancient minister had a fit then shot peach right in the rib now mario saw this and hewas pissed ......

 

[urdailywater]

and said he'd buy dinner for peach later on.

 

[ToiletRoll]

Jigglypuff then rolls past them, who is being chased by an angry....

 

[tirkaro]

...video game nerd, who wants to curse out jigglypuff because.....

 

[Steel_Dragon]

she W-O-P'd his *** on brawl so to get his revenge he

 

[A1lion835]

WoP'd her *** in Melee with Kirby, who only had a fence of pain (thus making it much more humiliating).

 

[Steel_Dragon]

so to get revenge jiggly beat kirby with mewtwo then laughedat the video game nerd thus signing her death warrant