a neverending brawl story

[TigerWoods]

Squirtle came to swim in his tears...then

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

a stranger appeared in the cave, only to...

 

[TigerWoods]

actually be jigglypuff... disguised as kirby

 

[regipeach]

and then groudon kicks him out because.....

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

Marth slashes off the real Kirby's head!

 

[regipeach]

meanwhile, picu was hangin' out with pikachu. but then pikachu fainted. and pichu fainted too.

why did they faint?

 

[Deleted member]

Pikachu woke up a few days later, but Pichu had DIED. Meanwhile Zelda and Ganondorf...

Marth slashes off the real Kirby's head!

lolwut?

 

[M@v]

...got into an argument, so ganondorf kidnapped her YET AGAIN, but tied her up to make sure she wouldnt escape. While waiting for Link to show up to try and resuce Zelda, Ganon...

 

[Deleted member]

...the did with Zelda the unmentionable. By the time Link arrived, Zelda...

 

[iggy204]

used all the triforces power to blow up the world in 5 minutes to kill ganondorf so she told link to find falco (fox died) and fly away with as many people as possible

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

When all of the sudden they're ambushed by none other than Star Wolf! He howls and then...

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

he allowed Leon to ensue an epic match against Falco. They...

 

[Cease Tick]

Fire their lazers until ZSS comes riding...

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

a Dodongo. Link is immeaditely on the scene, trying to...

 

[TigerWoods]

Kiss Zammy, however

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

...Zelda catches him in his attempt, and lights him on fire with Din's fire. Link, in a mad dash to put himself out....

 

[TigerWoods]

by squeezing water out of squirtle... in rage squirtle...

 

[Deleted member]

Hit Link on the head with his shell. Enraged but confused, Link pulled out a bomb and threw it at Zamus's Dondongo, who...

 

[TigerWoods]

then threw it back at Link...

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Where upon it....didn't explode. It was a dud! But then...

 

[iggy204]

link and zelda forgot the world was gonna explode in less than 1 minute now and the only people that escaped were fox,wolf,mario,luigi,olimar,captain falcon,ike,peach,wario,jigglypuff and ness

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

But then, a distant warrior riding a star appeared, to...

 

[Deleted member]

...Prevent Fox, Wolf, Mario, Luigi, Olimar, Captain Falcon, Ike, Peach, Wario, Jigglypuff, and Ness from leaving, for he was Tabuu and prepared to...

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

turn all the warriors into trophies, but then a creature riding...

 

[Cease Tick]

Zamus's ***...

 

[TigerWoods]

died due to heart failure... all of a sudden..

 

[Deleted member]

...Robotnik appeared out of no where...

 

[TigerWoods]

to all of a sudden be sucked into a 2d universe by mr. g&w...which everyone is sucked into

 

[Cease Tick]

Causing MPH_G&W's men-only orgy PINGAS to...

 

[M@v]

Completly and utterly destroyed. After the explosion...

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Dedede showed everyone his moves by doing the Big Guy Dance, only to be interrupted...

 

[Meta Jr]

...by Luigi doing his Negative Zone dance as they do the tango together only to be sliced in half by...

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

Marth who then sliced off Falcon's balls because...

 

[Meta Jr]

he is lactose-intolerent. Then Dedede gets mad and goes to the toilet and...

 

[Burrbomb]

Dies for being a fat tub of lard. This in turn revived Kirby and Kirby took Marths sword and traded it for Meta Knights sword, Marth then became emo and..........

 

[Meta Jr]

explodes then I myself jump in and explode everyone as BOWSER JR WHO SHOULDV'E BEEN IN BRAWL.

 

[M@v]

DDD eats and digests both of you, and then does his crouch to pose for the cover of the special edition of Sports Illustrated.

 

[Kinzer]

...but then SI gets sued by Sakurai for copyright laws, however...

 

[M@v]

SI has pics of sakurai cheating, so they agree no lawsuit, no released pics. Unfortunately Sakurai Trips after the meeting...

 

[Kinzer]

...And then goes to his office to get tripping in Brawl removed when...