Haven't done one of these since god knows when, and I'm bored...so what the heck.
Shoutouts:
Adam: Good **** in teams, chemistry was on today. I set the bar for choking though :/ That utilt->uair combo on chillin was sexy. Now I need to obtain the tech skill/instincts to do Adam combos. Btw, fair combos to dair on bowser, infinite uses.
Rick: Your brutally honest hatred of others never ceases to amuse me. Now that you don't have that ball and chain, you better come to more ****. You don't need that earring anymore either =P
Bill: You're gay for not attending, I could have used some heckling. Blah blah blah my dad is going to Africa, lame.
Hova: Good **** picking rainbow cruise, you need more mute city practice though! Falco is too good there. Thanks for the random beer offer haha, you and Bill are always trying to get me drunk!
Janet: That hottok stuff was ok, I'm not a big brown sugar fan. Kimbap on the other hand...good **** beating blues. Stop hogging me, ****! I only have so much time for friendlies with everyone /sarcasm
Blues: You got hit twice while I was watching you play megaman. You shattered my reality, when I saw that you were mortal. Honorable to fault, too much of a gentleman to use ICs against a young lady playing sheik.
Tenkenryuu: Definitely the nicest smasher I've met in some time. I felt bad when you volunteered to give up your spot when someone else wanted to get a match with me. Always a pleasure getting matches with you. Your fox is getting solid, and your marth is always nasty.
Chillin Khan: Man, what a ****. Too funny. You ***** my *** hard in pools like usual (why are we always in the same pool?) but that may be the first (and last) time anyone will witness captain falcon dair spiked by ylink over the top of the screen from the bottom of hyrule temple.
Masa: If ylink and link had sex, would it be incest or masterbation? Either way, its a disgusting team that breaks some sort of law of time travel. Good job beating *** and avoiding most of my dairs. I clearly wasn't bothering to aim
Jon: You're gay for flat out telling me you wouldn't build me a raft. Broccoli pride was better than I expected. Not because it did well, cause it certainly didn't. But I was thinking about it, and the name broccoli pride wouldn't make sense if we won. The team has to lose, but keep at it and avoid that pizza.
North Carolina guys: You guys were definitely better than I expected, especially in teams. Malc, you have a good peach, hopefully you guys can come to more tournies up here. You have a few bad habbits that playing a larger field will help smooth out, otherwise your games are really solid.
Creepy Asian Guy who was there for some 2d Fighter: You are too smooth. "I was teaching him how to get lady. 'It was cold in here til you got here!' Thats a good one right? Yeah." *awkward silence for about 10 seconds as people think of excuses to walk away*
Bob: I was surprised to see you using Samus instead of Peach, but it was definitely a good switch. Your samus really took me by surprise that first match, gave me a straight up beating.
Travis+Neo: "No Kupo" Wish you coulda come :/
Twig: You have a sweet mario, I always find myself unsure of what to do vs it. You need more confidence, or less modesty! =P
Meep: Meeeeeeeeeep! Come back to MD!
Cyrax's mom: Way to step it up.
Azen: "Chu doesn't play luigi?" Its bad times when you find yourself running towards Chu's ICs to escape the other character you're fighting against. Your fox is ****ing impossible to approach.
Cyrax/Smoke/Sektor AKA the three raftbuilders: We didn't get to play, but its good to see you guys are making your way up here so often. I foresee you guys being a force to be reckoned with...broken much like the robot ninjas in MK3. Whats the capital of New England?
Greg: **** your kirby and its dair avoiding ways. ****. Imma try to make it out to TT's next time, not DDing though. I wanna get hammered. I hope to do well in trivia and watch Hova straighten everyone in the bar out.
Kirbstir: You suck for stealing greg away when we were teaming, I'm glad I didn't run into you in tourney, the wife/doll peach barrage was rough enough as is.
Dan: You get too down on yourself, don't worry about it. Just keep coming to **** and you'll be giving good players matches before you know it. Peach sucks though, so boring.
Wife: When you took my first stock while taking all of 30 damage, then I came back and reflected a stitch face I was like, "alright, all tied up somehow, now get some legit kills". But then you decided you were done playing around and beat the living crap out of me. Too good :/
Doll: Good matches, you make me play so careful. Every jump could be my last! I wish there were two stadiums...I thought about going dreamland but I figured that'd prolly backfire. You're one of the few players that I have no idea what stage to counterpick with.
Snorlax: Good **** cheating for me and making Doll fall through you. Even though Doll didn't die as a result, good effort. The check is in the mail.
Other oversized pokemon: Step it up. You could learn something from Snorlax.
Redd: You shoulda taken me to FoD or something I think. You seem good on small stages. That first match on Yoshi's was brutal ****. I was pretty sure I was done for after that.
Seed+Zero: We need to play sometime!
Legally Blonde: Even though you guys hardly go to anything, you're still a force to be reckoned with. You should come to more stuff if you can! SpecialK's marth ****ed my **** up proper that second match :/
EEvisu: I apologize on Chillin's behalf, what a racist! Fun singles/teams friendlies, see you at catonsville possibly.
Tope: Our set was interesting. I've never had someone talk so much during a tourney set haha. It doesn't bother me though, was funny as hell. I'm still not sure if you were trying or just wanted to give me a big lead and shatter my hopes with a backthrow->needle at the end. Either way, Blues is too strong.
Ohio: I hope the drive back isn't as crappy, good ****.
MLG ruleset: You're bad, and I hope you die. I'm glad you did not attend.
Renegade and C3: Despite having probably more than double regular attendance, you guys did a great job handling everything. I can't wait for the next tournament that you guys run.
Everyone else: Hope to see you at the next one!
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