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Turbo Ether
Smash Master
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Well, time to make Montage 4.0. LMAO.
Gunblade789
Smash Ace
If Kelvin joins enemy controller now (again) I will get him that puppy he wants. just throwing that out there......
ksizl4life
Smash Hero
lmfaooooooooo. dammit, someone get me a white lab puppy.
lol wut how is it falling apart random comments like that just create uneeded drama
just because anti is leaving doesn't me we aren't **** still
right buddy boy :D
i respect you're decision to leave tho
BleachigoZX
Smash Master
Umm...*****?
Emu posts like a god.
Emu posts like a god.
_Yes!_
Smash Hero
Dat Montage!
So, ksizzle you're in love with one of your friends, but she has a boyfriend and won't have sex with you, anyway.
What you will need is: 1 knife, 1 ring, access to a sunbed and ability to grow a beard
Step 1: Place ring on your wedding finger and avoid contact with your friend for a month
Step 2: Stop shaving and use sunbed to gain a tan
Step 3: After a month when your beard is full and your tan is noticeable, remove the ring from your finger
Step 4: Remove all your clothes and break into your friends house
Step 5: Use the knife to cut your body in various places, Avoid the face if possible focus on back the more blood the better
Step 6: Enter your friends bedroom and lie face down on the floor and wait for her return
Step 7: When she enters the room pretend to be unconscious, Allow her to turn you over and try to wake you for a few seconds before you open your eyes. The injuries to your body will serve as a distraction to your nakedness. She will be more concerned of your wellbeing instead of fearing the naked man in her room.
Step 8: When she asks what happened to you, ignore all her questions. Instead you must act confused and ask what date it is. If it is September 26th she will reply "September 26th" to which you must reply "No what year is it"
Step 9: Upon hearing the year say the words "It worked" in a dragged out weary voice then pretend to lose consciousness again for a few seconds. This implys that whatever it is that worked required much effort.
Step 10: If your friend is curious she will ask "What worked", even if she doesn't ask this its important you say these words "(insert friends name here), I'm from the future" in your most deadpan voice.
Step 11: Pause for 10 seconds to all the incrediableness of the situation to sink in. There will be no reason to doubt your claim, Your bread will make you seem many years old, and the cuts will add weight to the idea that you're from a post-apocalyptic future where a war is currently taking place
Step 12: Raise your left hand to your face. All women are very observant, so your friend will noticed a tan line on your wedding ring finger. If she is educated to a decent standard she will realize that you were married and your ring has disappeared, because clothing and all other items cannot travel through time, your nudity will support this.
Step 13: Now comes the hard part, The monologue. In your own words you must give a speech that mentions these key points.
a. you are married to each other in the future
b. her current boyfriend is dead
c. the world is coming to an end its up to you to pick a reason, i from past personal experience recommend war against the machines the whole situation will be backed up with the terminator franchise, Irobot and matrix
d. In the future your relationship is not going well.
e. You've come back in time because you can't help but feel that she would of been happier with her current boyfriend if he wasn't killed
f. Her current boyfriend is going to be hit by a bus a day and 6 months away from the current date, she should stop him from goign to work that day.
g. if she does exactly what you say the current version of yourself will be erased and you will never get married. If she quesions, simply reference back to the future lol.
Step 14: Unless your friend is made of stone she will quickly become overrun with emotions. Especially at your selflessness. Get to your feet and go to kiss her goodbye. It is VERY important you do this with he confidence of a man thats done this MANY times to her.
Step 15: There is no possible way now you are not about to have sex with her. You're naked, You're kissing her, in her bedroom, Agreeing to erase a version of yourself to make her happy, and as far as she knows you have had sex many times in the future that will no longer happen, so she should think to herself that maybe should she have one memory of it
Step 16: after having sex ask to have some clothes then leave.
Step 17: Shave off your beard and coat your wedding ring in fake tan, Carry on as if nothing has happened.
There will be 3 possible outcomes if you do this kelvin
1) During sex some feelings that she didn't know existed are awakened, and she will leave her current boyfriend for you
2) Life will carry on as normal
3) You will be filled with guilt because of this moral grey area where you aren't exactly sure if what you have done counts as some low level ****, in which you might commit sucide
Prove me wrong.
What you will need is: 1 knife, 1 ring, access to a sunbed and ability to grow a beard
Step 1: Place ring on your wedding finger and avoid contact with your friend for a month
Step 2: Stop shaving and use sunbed to gain a tan
Step 3: After a month when your beard is full and your tan is noticeable, remove the ring from your finger
Step 4: Remove all your clothes and break into your friends house
Step 5: Use the knife to cut your body in various places, Avoid the face if possible focus on back the more blood the better
Step 6: Enter your friends bedroom and lie face down on the floor and wait for her return
Step 7: When she enters the room pretend to be unconscious, Allow her to turn you over and try to wake you for a few seconds before you open your eyes. The injuries to your body will serve as a distraction to your nakedness. She will be more concerned of your wellbeing instead of fearing the naked man in her room.
Step 8: When she asks what happened to you, ignore all her questions. Instead you must act confused and ask what date it is. If it is September 26th she will reply "September 26th" to which you must reply "No what year is it"
Step 9: Upon hearing the year say the words "It worked" in a dragged out weary voice then pretend to lose consciousness again for a few seconds. This implys that whatever it is that worked required much effort.
Step 10: If your friend is curious she will ask "What worked", even if she doesn't ask this its important you say these words "(insert friends name here), I'm from the future" in your most deadpan voice.
Step 11: Pause for 10 seconds to all the incrediableness of the situation to sink in. There will be no reason to doubt your claim, Your bread will make you seem many years old, and the cuts will add weight to the idea that you're from a post-apocalyptic future where a war is currently taking place
Step 12: Raise your left hand to your face. All women are very observant, so your friend will noticed a tan line on your wedding ring finger. If she is educated to a decent standard she will realize that you were married and your ring has disappeared, because clothing and all other items cannot travel through time, your nudity will support this.
Step 13: Now comes the hard part, The monologue. In your own words you must give a speech that mentions these key points.
a. you are married to each other in the future
b. her current boyfriend is dead
c. the world is coming to an end its up to you to pick a reason, i from past personal experience recommend war against the machines the whole situation will be backed up with the terminator franchise, Irobot and matrix
d. In the future your relationship is not going well.
e. You've come back in time because you can't help but feel that she would of been happier with her current boyfriend if he wasn't killed
f. Her current boyfriend is going to be hit by a bus a day and 6 months away from the current date, she should stop him from goign to work that day.
g. if she does exactly what you say the current version of yourself will be erased and you will never get married. If she quesions, simply reference back to the future lol.
Step 14: Unless your friend is made of stone she will quickly become overrun with emotions. Especially at your selflessness. Get to your feet and go to kiss her goodbye. It is VERY important you do this with he confidence of a man thats done this MANY times to her.
Step 15: There is no possible way now you are not about to have sex with her. You're naked, You're kissing her, in her bedroom, Agreeing to erase a version of yourself to make her happy, and as far as she knows you have had sex many times in the future that will no longer happen, so she should think to herself that maybe should she have one memory of it
Step 16: after having sex ask to have some clothes then leave.
Step 17: Shave off your beard and coat your wedding ring in fake tan, Carry on as if nothing has happened.
There will be 3 possible outcomes if you do this kelvin
1) During sex some feelings that she didn't know existed are awakened, and she will leave her current boyfriend for you
2) Life will carry on as normal
3) You will be filled with guilt because of this moral grey area where you aren't exactly sure if what you have done counts as some low level ****, in which you might commit sucide
Prove me wrong.
So Fatal
Smash Master
woooo join ec ksizzle
lol why do peolpe think this crew is falling apart, anti ain't the whole crew, just because he's an angry little kid who can't get his adderall any more, doesnt mean we're done.
Im gonna be gone today so Anti U MAD BRO?
I said this back in May, around this time this crew would fall apart, lol its not, but if it does Old School Montage is coming back. Allied spin that track!
Im gonna be gone today so Anti U MAD BRO?
I said this back in May, around this time this crew would fall apart, lol its not, but if it does Old School Montage is coming back. Allied spin that track!
Inui
Banned via Warnings
I agree.
Chen Li Cha
Smash Journeyman
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ksizl4life
Smash Hero
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AT ALLIED OMG THAT STORY SCVARED THE **** OUT OF ME. nice work copying and pasting that tho. http://www.syde-sho.com/forums/showthread.php?t=31643
fail.
um hey idiots. did actually notice that i wrote "this crew is falling appart?" before anti left? your ****ing morons. look at the time stamps
fail.
um hey idiots. did actually notice that i wrote "this crew is falling appart?" before anti left? your ****ing morons. look at the time stamps
★J.G WentWorth★
Smash Champion
Crizthakidd
Smash Champion
Yeah you said that and then anti immediately said after that hes leaving and YOU are the only one who knows why
Theres 7 minutes between you saying it and anti saying it, its assume its both connected regardless of who said what first.
Therefore it would be assumed it is unneeded drama being start up regardless of anti leaving
as for the story
it was funny lol
this is a copy situation if you guys didnt see it may way
*before posts*
Hey man i'm quitting the football team
Aw why
****s gay brah
Ah ok
*announces over loud speaker* "Is the football team falling apart"
*announces right after* " Well, it's been fun but i think i want to resign from the football roster.
Please refrain from messaging me on AIM about this subject.
Ksizzle knows but dont message him either.
/100% Football".
amirite?
ksizl4life
Smash Hero
nope
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Turbo Ether
Smash Master
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I'm sold on the American version of Tatsunoko vs Capcom.
Tekkaman Blade is insane, look at this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbDxv-_O0_E
Looks like a mix of Tekkaman and Karas.
Frank West is pretty hilarious and his assist really, really good. A grappler with a beam Hyper Combo? Wow: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd4yUQwlIrg
Tekkaman Blade is insane, look at this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbDxv-_O0_E
Looks like a mix of Tekkaman and Karas.
Frank West is pretty hilarious and his assist really, really good. A grappler with a beam Hyper Combo? Wow: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd4yUQwlIrg
Vex Kasrani
Smash Master
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chibo2gud
blackanese
Smash Lord
Turbo Ether
Smash Master
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Lol, get @ Chibo. Good stuff, guys.
I guess ADHD was mad from last time and 6-0'd the hell out of Shadow. Sorry, Shadow
I guess ADHD was mad from last time and 6-0'd the hell out of Shadow. Sorry, Shadow
ksizl4life
Smash Hero
SWR!
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Max Ketchum
Collegiate Starleague Smash Director
Fixed the first post up, removed ksizzle/Anti/JG.
You're idiots if you think the crew is falling apart.
You're idiots if you think the crew is falling apart.
ksizl4life
Smash Hero
your an idiot period :D
looks like some sigs need editing?
looks like some sigs need editing?
CT Chia
Smash Obsessed
i honestly dont know why ppl have this stigma that diddy is so bad in doubles, and that adhd wasnt good at doubles wtf
its prob just cause all of his teammates or ppl that attempt to team with diddy in general dont know how to use bananas along with him effectively and instead get ***** by them. wow double mk was so hard to fight though with rob diddy lol. anything not double mk was 1,000,000x easier
its prob just cause all of his teammates or ppl that attempt to team with diddy in general dont know how to use bananas along with him effectively and instead get ***** by them. wow double mk was so hard to fight though with rob diddy lol. anything not double mk was 1,000,000x easier
_Yes!_
Smash Hero
edit: nvm too lazy
and dammit seph why'd you **** the page
and dammit seph why'd you **** the page
_Yes!_
Smash Hero
Skeletor seems pretty juicy.
Turbo Ether
Smash Master
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Let's play at Zucco's again house this week. I'll go a real character, this week.
Allied, my son, I have a few things to say to you:
1. Quit that job that has you working ******** hours. Work somewhere else.
2. Move closer to us. Or closer to the city at least.
3. I'm pumped.
Allied, my son, I have a few things to say to you:
1. Quit that job that has you working ******** hours. Work somewhere else.
2. Move closer to us. Or closer to the city at least.
3. I'm pumped.
Max Ketchum
Collegiate Starleague Smash Director
*wants to join in the fun at Zucco's house*
Front page will be fixed sometime soon.
Front page will be fixed sometime soon.