Yeah, I hope all the guys keep their hormones in check...
The Smash community doesn't have a lot of female participants, and I wouldn't want them getting scared off by some sweaty, stinky dude with a testosterone imbalance.
Don't worry, ladies. If it gets to scary, I'll protect you
Seriously, though. My friend RastaImposta has a history of getting trounced by female smashers, and then talking trash about how he 'went easy' because he was playing a girl, so I have a little proposition for any interested women-folk:
If there is any lady smasher that can defeat Rasta in a set, I will PAY you $5. That's right, it's a no-risk MM. Don't worry, it won't hurt his feelings because he has none
If you can 4-stock him, I'll add another $1. So that's potentially $6 going in your pockets, ladies.
Any takers? Also, no guys pretending to be girls... None of that Bosom Buddies **** here, kids.