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Wario Wario Wario · May 12, 2021

A Smash Bros. cinematic universe sounds fun on paper, but once you actually think about it, it becomes a trainwreck waiting to happen. Marvel and DC had the benefit of all their properties sharing underlying themes and already existing within a shared universe... there's no possible way you could create a consistent universe with an overlying plot between these characters without some Pixar Theory-level stretching:

Wario Wario Wario · May 12, 2021

I've been saying for a while now that the fighters passes should've been sorted into themes. Here's my attempt at visualising that concept.

Wario Wario Wario · May 12, 2021

"Why don't you want a Japanese character in your Japanese game?"
Why don't you want a platformer character in your platform fighter?

Wario Wario Wario · May 12, 2021

I looked at the rosters for the major Smash fangames (Flash 2, PMEX Remix, 64 Remix, Crusade) and found the most recurrant character was a draw between Waluigi, Bomberman, and Tails.

Wario Wario Wario · May 12, 2021

I really hope the rumoured DK 3D platformer is linear like DK64 was originally going to be.

Wario Wario Wario · May 12, 2021

Now I think about it, the reaction to the fighters passes is the perfect argument against making a crossover with no underlying theme shared between all characters.

Wario Wario Wario · May 12, 2021

If I'm to be perfectly honest I would've prefered no DLC at all over how the fighters passes turned out. The only things of value in it were Banjo, Steve, Sephiroth, and the KOF Stadium.

Wario Wario Wario · May 12, 2021

The idea that being a "contributing member of society" determines your worth is the sort of thing you'd expect a one-dimensional comic book supervillain to say to justify a murder, yet we've been told it so much we don't question it.

Wario Wario Wario · May 12, 2021

I had a dream where there was a cancelled Peppa Pig GBC game, and the death animation was Peppa's body consuming itself until she was nothing more than a pink rectangle the size of a chocolate bar, and the game over screen was Mummy and Daddy Pig just looking at the Peppa-bar on the ground while a single tear comes out of their eyes.

Wario Wario Wario · May 12, 2021

"So, Sakurai-san, I've checked around the fan forums and people want less anime-esque characters and more cartoony characters."
"OK..."

Wario Wario Wario · May 11, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · May 11, 2021

SML Movie: Bowsette!

Wario Wario Wario · May 11, 2021

Supposedly caused a divorce
Prevented KaBlam from being rereleased for a decade
Constantly having violent revenge fantasies
Gave millions of children nightmares
Likes Digimon better than Pokémon

Pure evil incarnate.

Wario Wario Wario · May 11, 2021

Anti-Heroes	Actually...	Trying too hard to be...
Cool
Funny

Nope, I'm not gonna stop making these charts any time soon.

Wario Wario Wario · May 11, 2021

I don't know how tierlist.com and tiermaker.com have the exact same frustrating bugs.

Wario Wario Wario · May 11, 2021

Voiced by women	British	American	Named Dennis the Menace
Mild inconveniece			Has a bad live-action movie
Commits felonies			Eyes partially covered by nose
Debuted on March 12 1951	Striped shirt	Had Phil Hartman on his show	Watches a ficticious cartoon with gross-out humour

Wario Wario Wario · May 10, 2021

So, is it scientifically proven that every edgy teenager who joked about 9/11 and drinking bleach in the mid 2010s has grown up to either be a furry, communist, or weeaboo?

Wario Wario Wario · May 10, 2021

2008: Milhouse is not a meme
2021: Literally every line uttered and facial expression made on The Simpsons between seasons 2 and 8 is a meme.

Wario Wario Wario · May 10, 2021

If your favourite superhero is Danny the Street, Big Bertha, or Matter-Eater Lad, you don't care about superheroes, just top 10 clickbait listicles about weird comic characters.

Wario Wario Wario · May 10, 2021

Seinfeld: Into the Seinderverse.

Wario Wario Wario · May 10, 2021

Spoiler for the new Smash Remix update

Wario Wario Wario · May 10, 2021

I am NOT AT ALL glad I grew up with this, Why did 6 year old me like this trash? What was in that Spar-brand cherry lemonade?

Ahh, that's more like it.

Wario Wario Wario · May 10, 2021

Vector and Espio are the only Sonic characters from the classic era I can say completely confidently I like the modern designs of better.

Wario Wario Wario · May 10, 2021

Seeing the new generation of teens be nostalgic about Skylanders is so weird when at the time I was very slightly older and highly skeptical of the toyetic nature of the Skylanders concept and thought of it as an insult to the Spyro character.

Imagine what Minecraft/PewDiePie kids will think when Fortnite becomes nostalgic...

Wario Wario Wario · May 10, 2021

Imagine if memes, as we know them today, existed in the 80s

Wario Wario Wario · May 10, 2021

Aliens	Friendly	Malicious
Carnivorous
Herbivorous

Wario Wario Wario · May 10, 2021

It was so surprising to me when I found out these shows didn't share any staff - they're so similar in certain regards it's almost surreal.

Wario Wario Wario · May 10, 2021

5-year old: "I love Mario games!"
Me: "OK, then who is this?"

5-year old: "Uuhhhh.... Gossamer?"
Me:

Wario Wario Wario · May 10, 2021

I refuse to believe the guy who did the Jimmy Neutron hidden anal video made character designs for a cancelled kid-friendly girl-centric Mortal Kombat cartoon that's title is a pun on a US government drug conspiracy.

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2021

Rapping dogs	White	Black
Literal
Metaphorical

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2021

Constant murder and killing	Taken seriously	Treated as a joke
Furries
Humans

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2021

Wow, you're finally awake! You should've checked if the chocolate bath was full before diving in!

Huh? Cannibalism? Bambi for PS2? Dr. Phil? Scott's home early? What are you talking about? It's a great day to be an M&M, the milk chocolate that melts in your mouth and not in your hands!

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2021

Damn, I know The Simpsons is a bit more adult than most of the stuff on Disney+ but this is a little extreme, eh?

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2021

Ahh yes, Oscar nominated movies

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2021

Mum, can we get

?
We have

at home
The

at home:

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2021

Mum, can we stop to get

?
We have

at home.

at home:

Be grateful for your

, there are children starving in Africa!
The children starving in Africa's

:

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2021

Mum, can we stop to get

?
We have

at home
The

at home:

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2021

Mama-mia, you're finally awake! Shouldn't have underestimated-a-Jigglypuff I say!

What's this? Leaks? Wavedashing? Assist Trophies? Side B's? SONIC? Don't be a silly willy! Let's duke it out on Yoshi's Island!

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2021

WISE FWOM YOUR GWABE!

NFTs? The Yakuza? Fast hedgehogs? Going third party? What are you talking about? Let's play some Columns - you can't do that on Pretendo!

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2021

Gee wiz, you're finally awake! I must've overloaded the slime tanks!

A sponge frycook? Alien invaders? Fairy godparents? Elemental warfare? What are you talking about? A brand new Rocko episode is premiering in a few minutes - be there or be square!

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