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Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2019

I find the idea that Bandanna Waddle Dee isn't a generic enemy absurd. since Piranha Plant, I'm no longer against Dee being playable, but you can't continue lying to yourselves that he isn't just another goon.

I've said it before actually, a generic Waddle Dee would make a better Smash fighter than Bandanna Waddle Dee, there's more to work with.

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2019

I'm honestly willing to defend Sonic's relationship with Elise in '06, or at least the concept (the execution not so much). they're both sapient and the relationship is solely romantic - let 'em be.

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2019

Please give Mr. Game and Watch more throw animations - but don't remove the Ball throw altogether, I need that one for... reasons.

very, very niche and weird reasons.

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2019

yeah, Sonic's teeth are bad, but can we please talk about his horrifying tear ducts?

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2019

if there's a 7th (technically 6th) Smash game, I feel Waluigi is all but a lock - probably either the first or last base game reveal. ARMS is 99% off the table, given that it isn't that popular compared to Splatoon, got barely any post-release content and will be (even) old(er) news by the time Smash 7 even begins conceptualisation, a new Zelda rep of any kind (most likely not a new debut character through) also seems highly likely - through unfortunately I don't think it'll be Tingle, an indie game rep seems inevitable - especially Shovel Knight, a second Xenoblade rep could happen depending on how much the Xenoblade franchise grows in popularity, and I don't think there'll be a new retro, and if there is, it'll probably be Mach Rider, Excitebiker, a Hanafuda rep or Prince of Sable (as much as I want to believe Muddy Mole could get in, he clearly can't)

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2019

Nintendo makes more 3DS games: "c'mon Nintendo, give the SWITCH some love! you want it to sell, don't you?"

Nintendo stops making 3DS games: "R.I.P. 3DS... truly the end of an era." *that one stock image of a Mario toy sitting down with his mouth flipped upside down*

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2019

the best way to buff Little Mac: bringing back the wire frame alts

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2019

Cranky in his prime would be a great DK alt or echo as long as they refer to him as "Cranky Kong"

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2019

Monster High, but instead of Universal Classic Monsters, they're Lovecraftian abominations

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2019

I never got the appeal of the Mega Man Classic games, which is strange because I like a lot of games that play similarly like Shovel Knight and Cuphead...

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 29, 2019

I pre-ordered Bubsy: Paws on Fire. because it won't have a UK physical release, I'll have to wait a week or two after the initial release date to get my import in.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2019

That Smash Ultimate trans stage ban isn't as bad as people are making it out to be, it's not all trans rights stages, they only deleted a stage called "Trans Rights Now!" - the "Now!" makes it a political call for action. simply calling it "Trans Rights" and using a trans flag makes it a social statement and therefore allowed. it's still bad that they deleted the stage, but it's just that one stage.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2019

Forget Breath of the Wild, forget Arizona Sunshine, forget Elite Dangerous, forget L.A. Noire, THIS is what VR is for. https://twitter.com/sugarcreative/status/1121686514109259776

I'm being half-serious.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2019

if I had to sort 2000's internet comedy into 2 categories (funny and unfunny), it'd go like this

Funny: AVGN, Homestar Runner, Neil Cicierega/Lemon Demon, Early YTP, Brawl in the Family, Rathergood

Unfunny: Nostalgia Critic, Smosh, =3, PewDiePie (I've made my opinions on Felix here very clear in the past), Fred, Shane Dawson (what's he up to now? slandering Chuck E. Cheese... real classy), Ryan Higa (I refuse to say his username), College Humour, Machinima, Annoying Orange, Brentalfloss (note that Brentalfloss has actually improved quite a bit since the 00's)

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2019

Nintendo is nowhere near as bad to fan projects as people say they are. with the exception of Pixelmon and Mario Bros. X, which both had concepts similar to games they were about to announce at the time, they've only taken down projects that are funded/monetised by ads or crowdfunding; and/or are remakes. not justifying this action in the case of the prior, but it's probably safe to make a fangame as long as it's not a remake or Patreon-funded.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2019

so, the Little Einsteins sing in their theme song that they're "going on a trip in [their] favourite rocket ship", let's place an emphasis on "favourite", which implies they have multiple. their rocket ship is sentient and even has a grandmother (at least according to the Little Einsteins Wikia) - does that mean the Little Einsteins are neglectful towards their other rocket ships? it's Nora Wakeman all over again!

yes, I know I'm overthinking things. overthinking things is fun.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2019

Honestly, Waluigi should've been the pro(?)tagonist of WarioWare. Wario already had his own games at the time and Waluigi would fit perfectly into WarioWare's wacky world. that being said, if that happened would Waluigi get in Smash before Wario? would we be petitioning for Wario in Ultimate? would "WAH" and "Waluigi Time!" memes be replaced with "have a rotten day!" and "so, ein mist!" memes? I mean, it'd get rid of the obnoxious "Ware vs. Land" argument so at least there's that.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2019

fun fact: only 79% of the world has not watched Crazy Frog - Axel F on YouTube

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2019

after joking about Yo Noid on a thread about Capcom characters, I decided to make a stage based on it's first level: 87GCK7TJ

also, there's a ton of Noid Miis and each and every one of them is cursed in it's own unique way

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2019

putting your entire post in bold won't make me notice your post. if anything, it'll make it look like a big wall of text and make me want to ignore it.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2019

I really hope Jill Valentine isn't in Smash. a horror game rep? sure! an RE rep? sure! a character with the same name as a character I want who's already at a 2% chance at best? no way.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2019

I kinda get the feeling Sakurai isn't a Sonic fan.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2019

Mood right now: checking the Fairly OddParents wiki to see if necromancy is against Da Rules (it is. rule 22.)

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2019

I honest to god tear up when I think about the duck trying to save the dog in World of Light. might be a little biased since DHD was my most wanted Smash newcomer prior to his addition and as such a character I have somewhat of an emotional connection to, but the idea that the duck leaves past mistakes behind to try and save his enemy-turned-friend in a time of need... it's genuinely beautiful.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 26, 2019

I've got all 4 Labo spirits. Toy-Con Car was probably the hardest. once I figured out you're supposed to KO the small Mii and not the big one in Toy-Con Robot it was easy. VR Goggles took a bit of time but wasn't that hard. Plaise, Lerna and Gerry were hilariously easy.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 26, 2019

has a gaming boycott ever worked? like, ever?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2019

this doesn't surprise me at all. I love Cuphead, but it is not in any way "super-hard". https://nintendosoup.com/cuphead-co-creator-says-the-game-wasnt-set-out-to-be-super-hard/

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2019

As somebody with a phobia of open doors and overhearing conversations, I find Hotel Mario to be like an interactive biography of my life.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2019

Nicki Minaj lied - snakes don't eat bread.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2019

This is clearly a meme video, but 2:43 to 3:10 gives me genuine chills. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0X4tUADWFI

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2019

Technically, Peter Griffin is actually Sans Undertale - "sans" means "without" and Peter has nothing to do with Undertale - therefore: Sans Undertale.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2019

I like Sonic's 3DS/Wii U render better than his Brawl render, which I like better than his Ultimate render.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 21, 2019

I never got Nazi punching. like do you seriously believe you can change someone's world-view just by punching them in the face?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 21, 2019

One idea I had for a custom stage was an active volcano where fighters fight atop the smoke emitted from it and avoid the lava, but I couldn't figure out how to make it.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 21, 2019

who would your choice for a second Atlus rep be? mine would be Willy from Rockin' Kats.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 21, 2019

My new headcanon is that Mario is a huge Link fanboy.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 21, 2019

5 reasons why Jill from Drill Dozer is a more badass Nintendo heroine than Samus:

1. she's a vigilante thief
2. she takes the role of boss to a gang at the age of 8. (OK, her age is actually never specified, but she looks somewhere between 8 and 11)
3. she fights the police, who also use giant deadly robots.
4. she's a wanted criminal and doesn't even hide her face in public or when thieving
5. she isn't a narcissist and doesn't drive around a giant spaceship with her face on it.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 21, 2019

it's kinda weird that they're even legally allowed to put characters like Bayonetta and Snake in Smash. with many governments' heavily wrong and fallacious "violent video games cause violence" philosophy it's strange to think they'd allow M rated games to be connected directly to E10+ rated games. not complaining through!

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2019

remember back in the late 2000's when people thought Scrooge McDuck was a "legendary video game character" despite only appearing in 2 good games (NES DuckTales and it's sequel) and not even being made for a video game?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2019

I don't get all this controversy, Etika is just doing what he does best: faking emotion for attention.

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