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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 6, 2024

Basically just skimmed through the Gen 3 Pokemon list for the Brawl DLC thread, and I just realised that Skitty is actually a perfect fit for Smash with its big ol' tail and hyperactive cat-brain. Surprised I've never seen it brought up (or really any pink-frilly-girly-girl Pokemon that isn't Tinkaton or a Puff line evo now I think about it) given its relative popularity and the technical prescedent set by Puff

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 6, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 6, 2024

They should upgrade a Smash character from unique to clone. Like, Mega Man retroactively becomes a Samus clone or something. This is not a joke.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 6, 2024

Reading Letterboxd reviews for the dumbest movies I can think of, and then reading comments on those reviews. Very bizarre to see people vehemontly defending Super-Size Me from the "haters" the same way people would the Star Wars prequels.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 6, 2024

I recently saw someone suggest that they actively wanted AI to take people's jobs just so adaptations will be more faithful to their source material. I think I finally get the anti-AI stance. The AI bros are real, guys.

Bullying people and acting like Socrates over images of Shrek doing a mukbang is still ****ing stupid though, so I still refuse to label myself "anti-AI", and I will still be using the funny incoherent voices, and will still be ruthlessly mocking anti-AI-bros for the above. Call me an AI centrist.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 5, 2024

aladdin be like

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 5, 2024

Say what you will about Horrid Henry, but I do greatly appreciate the implied shared universe with the Fimbles.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 5, 2024

why do they call them metroidvanias and not scoobydoonightof100frightstailsadventures

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 5, 2024

oh my god the latest roblox branded world is the bbc and they have ****ing eastenders

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 4, 2024

I think there should be a character in Smash who's so source innaccurate that they're basically just a darts-with-a-blindfold AU. Like Midna the Pirate or something. Spring Man the Burglar. Kumatora the Cowboy.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 4, 2024

You're Correct Horse was originally made as an advert but I'm not going to say what for because I think it's funny how this advert got extremely popular but made no publicity, positive for negative, for its commissioner.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 4, 2024

Every time PETA or the Vegan Teacher or whoever pulls some ****, you'll get a lot of vegans commenting on videos and articles that "they don't represent us!" - but if you ever read comments sections on vegan-specific spaces about this sorta thing, you'll see that the vegan community actually has a really hard time condemning Objectively Bad And Wrong Things.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 4, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 3, 2024

when i played ultimate, i would always call this spirit "reddit atheist"

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 3, 2024

since 3d movie maker is open source, could i just like... make a movie with it. an actual paid movie. without going to microsoft. no mods, nick or doraemon of course, but still.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 3, 2024

The "The franchise game you've NEVER HEARD OF" YouTube title trope is always very humbling to me. That harrowing realisation that there are people out there unaware of Pichu Bros. Mini

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 3, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 3, 2024

I can't tell if the fact that I've seen Ultimate criticised for both being too competitive and for being too casual says that this game is designed horribly wrong or horribly smart.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 3, 2024

they officially put wild woody in a pron racing game

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 3, 2024

I had a dream where there was a guy called "Mr. Penny" who falsely claimed credit for creating The Simpsons and Pizza Tower, and it became a meme to call pennies "Groenings" at his expense.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2024

i had a dream where namco bought the rights to some random kid's sega genesis soundfont midislap channel.

this probably has to do with the recent siivagunner event

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2024

Now that I've played unmodded Rivals, I think Stanley is the second best 4th DK rep option for Smash (after Rambi) just because of Elliana

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2024

I'm looking at the Brawl Sticker list, and TBH I think I prefer stickers over spirits. Their format allows for a lot of cool art to be used that wouldn't be possible with the lore of spirits - you've got a lot of vintage art like puppet Fox and Greg Martin Sonic, the prophecy from Wind Waker is there, some spirits are related to gameplay mechanics that technically don't physically manifest; and some stickers even have backgrounds.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 1, 2024

unfortunately everything i said about public domain mario yesterday might not be accurate. maybe. copyright law is confusing.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 1, 2024

Maybe the real WarnerBoards was the friends we made along the way.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 1, 2024

i almost thought this was real and my only takeaway was "wow, this gameplay looks clunky"

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 1, 2024

I will accept WarnerBoards under the condition that Screwy Squirrel Day is mentioned somewhere.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 1, 2024

i just saw someone say ocarina of time influenced "all 3d games after" and justified it by mentioning that kratos wears his weapons on his back like link does

nintendo invented scabbards.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 1, 2024

please dont be warnerboards please don't be warnerboards

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 31, 2024

Just discovered the ultimate forbidden public domain knoweldge.

Donkey Kong.

27 years.

japan only

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 31, 2024

I had a nightmare where a bunch of Crash Bandicoot bosses started destroying my house, and I thought someone was entering to save me, but it was actually just a newspaper delivery, and Dingodile's drills, that were penetrating through the entrance's floor, drilled into the newspaper and somehow flipped them over the funny pages, where Garfield was saying swear words.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 31, 2024

I think the "why do they call it oven" meme is the one thing ever made that I can actually say makes more sense if you "turn off your brain". It's like a pun that only works if you forget what grammar is and also create a second definition for "oven" as an adjective

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 30, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2024

The make the Simpsons truly relevant again, they need to look to, and learn from, their past. They need to make Homer's favourite food frosty chocolate milkshakes again.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2024

I said this when the game first came out, and I stand by it: I really don't like Poppy Playtime's approach to character design not for being too cute and marketable, but for not being cute enough. Like, I cannot imagine a toy designer creating Catnap or Mommy Long Legs with the intention of it being cute and accidentally making them look freakish - I can maybe imagine them in a 90s-Nickelodeon-style gross-out cartoon, but not as the Hasbro/Mattel toys they're being presented as - on the other hand, I can imagine somebody building a Freddy Fazbear without realising that he could be unsettling.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2024

to the tune of sonic underground
google stadia
goooglee stadiaaaa
they made a vow the games will gather 'round

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2024

this is the worst trophy in smash. they could add the xenoblade 2 bunny lady as a trophy and this would still be the worst

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2024

mortal kombat ultra girls was fake all this time

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 28, 2024

practicing my nominating chops for mvs rtc when it comes back.

5 noms for dogwelder
4 noms for yoko jakamoko toto (it aired on the ill-fated tickle u block on cartoon network)
11 noms for concept: zendaya is meechee representation

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