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Wario Wario Wario · May 13, 2022

While I agree that new Simpsons is comically bad, I don't exactly think it matters because of just how long it was good for - like, it stayed good for so long that it was already long-running by the time even the slightest hints of a decline kicked in. That's a feat for any show, animated; sitcom; or otherwise.

Wario Wario Wario · May 12, 2022

On the topic of "modern touch-ups" in games, I really dislike the inventory system in basically every Mario game post-SMB1, I want my power-ups to be overwritten so I have to make a choice when one spawns, not just pushed to the side and given to me for failing

Wario Wario Wario · May 12, 2022

I think a retro throwback that did it right was Crash 4 - instead of making a more modern Crash, they made a less modern Crash and cut out a lot of the tacked-on collectathon elements and extra gamemodes/controls of 2 and 3.

Wario Wario Wario · May 12, 2022

Pretty much everything I like about Shovel Knight is something lifted from 80s and 90s games, and everything I dislike is a "modern touch up". (the asinine checkpoint system; permanent upgrades and weapon aquirement; e.t.c.)

Wario Wario Wario · May 12, 2022

If an Angry Birds character gets in Smash Infinite, I'd want their trailer to have Crash and Minecraft, and highlight how similar the TNT in those games are.

DrifloonEmpire · May 12, 2022

Send me that avatar you have that is ****ing hilarious!

Wario Wario Wario · May 12, 2022

The thousand character thread was something else.

Wario Wario Wario · May 12, 2022

Today, I laughed off an exciting leak being confirmed fake instead of getting angry.

Even as an adult, I'm still learning from her

Wario Wario Wario · May 12, 2022

I don't think the NASB music leak is real, but if it is I think it's gonna be an extra rep for a series already in base (like Squidward or Zuko) with a Blue's Clues stage like how Shredder came with a Double Dare stage. I would love playable Blue, but she'd probably not be a smart way to start the DLC even if Nick corporate are OK with her fighting in the first place.

Wario Wario Wario · May 12, 2022

Coin Coffer looks way cuter in 2D than 3D

Coin Coffer - Super Mario 3D Land (2011) pic.twitter.com/dMfwM0sNxP
— Mario Enemy Bot (@MarioEnemyBot) May 12, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · May 11, 2022

I love making platform fighter stage layouts, and I was thinking of doing some kind of big layout related project - possibly to do with the top 30 or so (non-TF2) characters from Global Smash Roster. I could reuse my Twilight Town sub from SMSB for Paper Mario at least.

Wario Wario Wario · May 11, 2022

The Ghost Zone stage in NASB is really fun... until you learn how to tech, then it just becomes tedious to play on. Really hope we can get a hazards switch at some point.

Wario Wario Wario · May 11, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · May 11, 2022

i just mispelled "wallace and gromit" as "wallace and forklift"

Wario Wario Wario · May 11, 2022

quirky game proposition: its really cute and cuddly, but there wasnt a genocide blood apocalypse 1000 years before the games events

Wario Wario Wario · May 11, 2022

I was kinda surprised when the NASB items leaked and there wasn't a slime item. I guess it's because they sell slime as a toy and either don't want to encourage kids to fight with it? or maybe they don't want to turn the game into a blatant toy ad?

Wario Wario Wario · May 11, 2022

While I generally don't like character revamps, I think it'd be super cool if a NASB update made Cat and Dog's stats and/or some attack animations a little different.

Wario Wario Wario · May 11, 2022

I kinda like the idea of doing a kart racer roster and platform fighter roster for the same IP, as to kinda highlight my different philisophies in those realms. Maybe I'll do a Disney Kart roster to complement my Disney fighter roster?

Wario Wario Wario · May 11, 2022

I'm still shaken from the shock of like 60% of this site not knowing who Alex was when Steve was revealed.

Wario Wario Wario · May 11, 2022

out of context disney youtube thumbnails are something else

Wario Wario Wario · May 11, 2022

The "all our food keeps blowing up" meme is a great testament to how important good timing is for comedy - the full 30 second ad is just too slow to be funny, to the point where you'd likely forget the setup by the time you get to the punchline, but the meme edit is comedy gold.

Wario Wario Wario · May 11, 2022

That "Cursed to Golf" game looks super cool - reminds me a lot of Itchy & Scratchy: Miniature-Golf Madness on the Game Boy.

Wario Wario Wario · May 11, 2022

Today's jobs are villain items and fighter prompts!

SmashBoards has created: Super Mario Smash Bros!

1. Mimi 2. Bow 3. Dimentio 1. Raphael’s Moon 2. Mario Roulette 3. Excitebike 4. Super Mario Bros. Special

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Wario Wario Wario · May 10, 2022

I feel that whenever a piece of media doesn't bring back a potentially questionable element from earlier instalments, or doesn't put in an element from its source material(s) that could be considered uncomfortable in its new context ahem, people blame "the mainstream media" or "corporate censors", when it could just well be the artists themselves having concerns, or even non-morally-based reasons to exclude it.

Wario Wario Wario · May 10, 2022

I would be so upset if Bubsy's stage in Smash was Cheese Wheels of Doom or (to a lesser extent) Farewell to Woolies instead of Fair Conditioning or a Bubsy 3D stage

Wario Wario Wario · May 10, 2022

I believe SMSB has now crossed the minimum stages needed to exceed SSBU's stage count by the end of base game, so I'm gonna slow down on multi-stage jobs now - I have the next 3 stage jobs planned out (but not the order) and all of them will most likely only add 1

Wario Wario Wario · May 10, 2022

We are submitting brand new Team Battle modes!

SmashBoards has created: Super Mario Smash Bros!

1. Mimi 2. Bow 3. Dimentio 1. Raphael’s Moon 2. Mario Roulette 3. Excitebike 4. Super Mario Bros. Special

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Wario Wario Wario · May 10, 2022

I think it'd be really cool if Smash had a retro directly-ripped-graphics stage based on a SNES; MD or 2D N64/PS1 game with pre-rendered graphics, complete with BMP compression and everything being a flat image instead of a model

Wario Wario Wario · May 10, 2022

A lot of the submission rounds for SMSB are concieved by me coming up the entry first and then creating a job to support it - I've gotten some really good submissions out of this (the reskin job intended for me to submit Mario Paint on, which we got

Janx_uwu 's amazing Skies of Sarasaland from for example), and I try hard to make sure they're not too specific.

Wario Wario Wario · May 10, 2022

YouTube is back

Wario Wario Wario · May 10, 2022

what the **** youtube is still down

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2022

If a Disney platform fighter was to only have TVA characters, which - mind you - would be the worst possible outcome, it shouldn't have Disney anywhere in the title. Maybe call it "XD Battle Royale" or something like that. I'd feel pretty ripped off if I bought a game called "Disney All-Star Brawl" and got Owl House and Amphibia characters instead of Lion King and Toy Story.

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2022

We are submitting Paper Mario stages and reskins of classic items!

SmashBoards has created: Super Mario Smash Bros!

1. Mimi 2. Bow 3. Dimentio 1. Raphael’s Moon 2. Mario Roulette 3. Excitebike 4. Super Mario Bros. Special

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Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2022

So, like, are there any people at Google who know about the UK outages? It's been 3 damn hours.

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2022

I kinda want to nominate "Concept: 5th SpongeBob rep" for the NASB RTC thread, but I feel it's so specific that most would mistake it for a typo.

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2022

i wonder if 2020s kids will reflect on the manufactured nature of poppy playtime's popularity the same way 90s kids reflected on the manufactured nature of bubsys popularity and as a result turn huggy wuggy into a meme with 2040s kids

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2022

I'm not sure which idea I like less: a non-Sonic character as Sega's fourth rep, or a second Rare character as Microsoft's third rep. Both would feel like colossal wastes.

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2022

I don't know why people think bad games appeared right as the Nintendo seal of quality was phased out - if anything, the amount of bad games has significantly lowered since then thanks to a better, widespread understanding of game design (and I say this as a huge 90s fanboy!)

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2022

If Banjo's bonus content for Bonus DLC ends up being another Assist Trophy, they won't be options for Terry and Byleth.

Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2022

YouTube down for anyone else?

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