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Wario Wario Wario · Sep 28, 2021

Even though I clown on Arms a lot, I really appreciate how they didn't give in to the fan requests for guests like Rayman, Lanky Kong, Ristar, e.t.c. and focused on building their main world more.

Honestly, Arms' biggest downfall was its choice to be a fighting game - if the fighting mode of Arms was small multiplayer bonus content for a 3D platformer or beat 'em up game it'd be perfectly servicable, but as a fully fledged game "stretchy limb fighting" is an awful idea.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 28, 2021

I think Sakurai is the only game developer to have ever made an interactive hitpiece towards his most devoted fans.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 28, 2021

Nigel has Rest. NIGEL. HAS. REST.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 28, 2021

Kinda funny how these two DSiWare games...

basically swapped titles when they came to the UK.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 28, 2021

This.. thing (pre-extinction Genesect?) has a less human body than most Pokémon but a more human face.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 28, 2021

"It will never be racist"

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 28, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 27, 2021

Smash Wii U certainly had the most stages with comically obscure origins

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 27, 2021

How has it been so long without someone posting this song? It's up there with Rainbow Juice as one of the best boss game themes.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 27, 2021

It's kinda surprising Nintendo didn't make a Bowser spin off as far back as the 80s or 90s - I guess they must've just decided Wario Land fit the niche a Bowser game could provide.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 27, 2021

I just got the Peepy video as an ad.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 27, 2021

Nintendo making games

Nintendo advertising, preserving, patching, communicating with the fans of, providing accessibility options for, graphic designing, allowing fans to express love for, giving developers creative freedom on, making hardware for, encouraging future developers of, greenlighting pitches for, and pricing games

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 27, 2021

While it should (hopefully) go without saying that weapon homogeny isn't why FE is so reviled in Smash, it also makes for a really good argument against putting protagonists in crossovers, especially fighting games or other contexts where characters have their own abilities, first.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 27, 2021

Having more voice work in the ads than in the actual game is very on-brand for Wario. I feel I should be upset over this, but for whatever reason I physically can't be. More full sentences Wario is more full sentences Wario, no matter where it is.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 27, 2021

Creation thread character polls can often be summed up as "Who would win: 5 paragraphs about Fleming from Cel Damage, or 2 sentences about Sora?"

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 27, 2021

Nintendo fans when Bayonetta 3 is a Switch exclusive: "Hell yeah, you go tell those entitled Sony ponies Kamiya!"

Nintendo fans when Rare Replay is an Xbox exclusive: "NO! THOSE ARE NINTENDO GAMES! WITHOUT NINTENDO THERE'D BE NO BANJO OR CONKER! FREE RARE REPLAY!"

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 27, 2021

Jesus, how big is this game's ad budget?

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 27, 2021

There was a problem fetching the tweet

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 27, 2021

I have a really good idea for a Fire Emblem stage in Infinite... may or may not be related to a recent profile post.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 27, 2021

Imagine the alternate universe where Larry-Boy, uh I mean Cuke-Boy, is in Nick Brawl.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 27, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 27, 2021

Even though it's emblematic of Brawl's comically edgy aesthetic, I think the concept of Mushroomy Kingdom is really cool and I'd love to see more stuff that plays with the source material like that in Smash.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 26, 2021

I'm really glad James Rolfe gave the C64 the respect it deserves and didn't just use it as a punchline like a lot of his imitators tend to do with any non-Sega/Nintendo console of the pre-3D era.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 26, 2021

I would like going to school if:

This was the teacher

This was the lunch

This was the uniform

This was the field trip

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 26, 2021

Remember: if you think a side-character starring in their own spin-off game makes them more important or worthy of a Smash spot, Pyoro is 𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 more important and Smash-worthy than Bowser.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 26, 2021

actual butch hartman thumbnail

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 26, 2021

These Duck Hunt Whatsapp stickers baffle me - it straddles the line between fanart and bootleg, I can't imagine why someone would make these unless it was for a profit, but they're clearly free to download.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 26, 2021

Objective improvement.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 26, 2021

Continuing from the Adventurer concept, imagine if one of it's alts was the Atari Jaguar cube. That'd be both the stupidest and coolest thing ever.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 26, 2021

I would pay AAA price for something like this if I was confident a majority of profits would go to the fan devs featured.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 26, 2021

I feel we're slowly seeing a comeback for the 90s ugly/experimental cartoon style, specifically on the internet, and that makes me extremely happy.

“What other people might think were ugly designs or ugly characters, we found beautiful. We were just trying to do something new.” -Arlene Klasky

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 26, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 26, 2021

If the cube/Adventurer from Atari Adventure got in Smash I think it'd be funny if half their alts had them hold the sword by the handle and the other half had them hold it by the blade - not sure if it'd work well with the hitboxes of sword moves, but Adventurer could have such a unique G&W-esque moveset the sword being entirely cosmetic despite being out at all time would be passable if not preferable - gives them a more recognisable silhouette at least.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 26, 2021

I'm really trying not to set too high expectations, but I seriously have no clue what that Mario Sports trademark would be for if not Waluigi in Smash considering the new Mario Golf doesn't use a Mario Sports branding.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 26, 2021

"Hey can you compose music for our new console's Mario Kart clone?"
"Sure, I'll do it once I'm back from crossing the Bermuda Triangle to slay Poseidon with my magical katana crafted from gorgon scales and powered by the strength of every child in Heaven."

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 26, 2021

People have been saying the wording "I work for Disney music" in the new Sora leak is too vague, but I cannot see any ambiguity here.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 26, 2021

I like how Yoshi's Island is both falsely rumoured to have been made out of spite towards Donkey Kong Country and also was actually made out of spite towards the Yoshi puzzle games.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 26, 2021

The lack of representation for pre-Pac-Man and crash-era gaming in Smash is kinda sad.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 26, 2021

I like how half of these clips are really well chosen as perfect introductions to the characters, but then Sandy; Squidward; Mr. Krabs; and Plankton's clips are just them talking

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 26, 2021

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