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Happy Twosday!

No game should cost $60 or $59.99

Happy Valentine’s Day!

I know it’s a little late, but RIP John Madden.

It's my birthday!

I just noticed something about UMK3. For some of the male characters, their fatality screams don’t match their voices. Or maybe it’s the other way around.

Stubbing your toe is one of the worst things ever.

I feel like Nintendo tries to tell us something every time they reference their own games or themselves.

Aaron Burr in Hamilton in a nutshell: Why does no one ever listen to me?

I know it’s late, but RIP Bob Saget.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Happy New Year, guys. Even though things will definitely get worse…

The new year is almost here…

I’ve said it before yesterday, and I’ll say it once again. Merry Christmas!

Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas to all!

Does anybody here like instrumental rock/metal, jazz fusion, smooth jazz, etc.? Because I do.

I know it’s late, but happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Halloween, everybody!

Now, I know people love the YM2612 (SEGA Genesis) sound chip, but I think the SPC700 (SNES) sound chip has astounding music and sounds, as well. I honestly think it gets a pretty bad reputation.

Unfortunately, Assist Trophies DO deconfirm characters. RIP Waluigi, but we kinda knew it was too good to be true. Maybe someday, as unlikely as it may seem, Waluigi might actually get his own game…

When it comes to Shakespeare, I think the characters are often pretty reckless.

RIP Koichi Sugiyama, despite…well…you know.

Would anybody want Koei Tecmo and Omega Force to remake Winback?

Which Nintendo 64 games and SEGA Genesis would you guys like to see added for the upcoming Expansion Pack for Nintendo Switch Online?

I don’t understand why hot dogs (or wieners/frankfurters) are called "glizzies". Why? Why do they call them that?

Sometimes I wish I were a Hobbit…

If Capcom were to make a Darkstalkers reboot, I think it should have both Japanese and English voice acting, and I think two good picks for English voice directors would be Taliesin Jaffe and Jonathan Klein (New Generation Pictures). But which voice actors would be good to voice each character for a Darkstalkers reboot?

Do we have any Darkstalkers fans out there? Does anybody want Darkstalkers to be brought back from the dead?

I was bored, so I made this. I hope you get a kick out of it.
Darkstalkers in a nutshell:

Demitri: This was supposed to be MY franchise. I was supposed to be the protagonist.

Morrigan: Not anymore. I guess the fans love me more, Demitri.

Demitri: But wait. Capcom has never officially declared the TRUE protagonist of the Darkstalkers series, and, unfortunately, I don’t think they’ll be making a new game anytime soon…

Morrigan: Yeah, that's a shame…but I’m in crossovers, and my theme is catchy.

Demitri: Well, so is MY theme.

Morrigan: It is pretty catchy, I’ll give you that, but I think my theme is a bit more memorable. And besides, your Midnight Bliss is a little…questionable sometimes.

Demitri: But it’s one of my most iconic moves!


Morrigan: Remember when Capcom wanted to get you into the MVC series as a character?

Demitri: Yes, but Marvel didn’t want their characters to be hit by Midnight Bliss, even though Capcom insisted on including me and that move.


Demitri: But still, they let a succubus, a half-naked cat lady, and a jiangshi in MVC3, but not ME, a VAMPIRE, which is the name of the Darkstalkers series in Japan?!

Morrigan: Yep. Pretty much.

Demitri: I hate you so much…

Morrigan: Love you too, Demitri.


Morrigan: Just be glad you weren’t in MVCI. That game didn’t do as well as we would’ve hoped, and it had me and Jedah in it.

Demitri: I hate that delusional want-to-be vampire even more…

Morrigan: So do I. He’s crazy.

Thanks for following!

I say this as someone who has never played or even heard of Darkstalkers until Tatsunoko VS Capcom or MVC3/UMVC3. I think we need a Darkstalkers reboot. Come on, Capcom.

You know what's probably sad? I think I understand animals more than I understand people. In fact, I’d rather talk to a horse than an actual person.

Can someone explain to me why there’s constant screaming in Garcian's Trailerhouse in Killer7? At first, people thought it was Samantha...uh...doing terrible things to Harman, but the screams sound NOTHING like Harman. Most of the screams sound like a woman after she inhaled sulfur hexafluoride, which is the opposite of helium. Also, you can hear creepy breathing and crashing. Occasionally, you can hear two different screams. A man screaming in reverse, and a yeehaw. What’s up with that?!

I'm just gonna go out and say it! Mel McMurrin is Calypso and J.S. Gilbert is Sweet Tooth (Needles Kane).

I think Twisted Metal: Black is a psychological horror game because of the storylines.

I think what people love most about Twisted Metal: Black, besides the gameplay and the music, especially the fact that they used a Rolling Stones song, are the drivers and their storylines, the realism, and probably the dark, moody, creepy tone and atmosphere.

We haven’t seen a Twisted Metal game since the 2012 PS3 reboot. Although, Twisted Metal: Black was ported to PS4, and the PS1 Twisted Metal games have probably been ported to PS3. Anyway, we’ve been missing a new vehicular combat game for a while. We need more cars and mayhem!

I’d like to play the modern Ninja Gaiden trilogy, but I don’t know which versions I should play. I know I should probably play Razor's Edge, but should I play Ninja Gaiden Black and Ninja Gaiden II or Ninja Gaiden Sigma and Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 (Master Collection)?

I think a lot of people might either agree or disagree with me on this one, but I feel like most games these days are missing metal soundtracks. And I’m talking HEAVY METAL.

When it comes to music, I think a strings section counts as orchestration, but what about a horns section?