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I like the idea of side characters joining Fortnite over main characters because of better fitting the avatar's proportions, but to be honest, I'm way more on board with Epic Games finding canon loopholes to make the main characters fit the proportions. Like Peter Griffin or Morty.

If your most-wanted Fortnite crossover skin got in, how should they be given human-like proportions?

Why does the scrapped walpeach design have a mocap helmet

A while back, I saw some guys on Discord talking about Disco Elysium and I jumped in on the convo because I remembered playing it, but had forgotten the name. Turns out I had just forgotten the name of a different indie game and assumed it was called Disco Elysium since it sounded close enough.

(Really good game btw, basically you fly through obstacle courses and you do have an laser attack but with 360 aiming and if you miss then it ricochets off walls and could potentially hit you instead, makes for some wild self-inflicted bullethells lol)

I love scott the woz but his effects on my generation are catastrophic

This whole time I thought Launchpad McQuack was just the name of a fictional song

I listened to 3,000 minutes of Zebrahead this year.

I use Apple Music, so I don't know what percentage I'm in, but it's gotta be at least the top 1%.

90% of my problems just come from not caring enough to go the extra mile

The sword geno concept art looks like it would've fit really well in Sonic and the Black Knight

Disney TVA would make a bangin' kingdom hearts

Claiming Avi Arad is a bad sign for the Zelda movie because of Morbius is just very annoying to me tbh because you're basing someone's abilities based on their worst projects.

My most wanted guest character for MK1 is Thomas Wayne's Batman

The way a google doc shifts back into the center after you approve the last comment/edit is supremely satisfying.

Inside Out 2 prediction: Fear and Anxiety will fall in love and that subplot will act as a mirror to Riley falling in love

Fun fact, if I'm on Smashboards for more than five minutes, my chromebook starts to lag so much that it takes a full 60 seconds for all my tabs to close.

I feel like knowing the context of this scene makes the video almost unwatchable in its intended form

I'm not saying having your 3D platformer be exclusive to a mobile subscription service is a fantastic idea or anything, but it annoys me when people write off Sonic Dream Team for that reason. Given how long Sega Hardlight has stuck to making mobile games, and with how often they've provided 2000's fanservice with things like Mephiles in Runners or Excalibur Sonic in Dash, I think this is basically Sega givng them a chance at making their own Sonic game to see if they should start working on the main games. I think that's also why the format is so similar to SA2 (three playstyles, six characters), because of that 2000's sonic love and because they wanna stick to a formula that, in the eyes of most fans, is proven to work pretty well.

forgive me Father, for I have sinned

I love that the Scott Pilgrim anime opening has the stereotypical "two characters falling in sky holding hands" scene, but makes it work in the style and tone of Scott Pilgrim. Also I started listening to Necry Talkie like a week before the opening dropped so that was cool

So I was in a show recently, the high school edition of Clue, which is mostly based on the movie. I played Mr. Green. It was really fun! But that's not why I mention it here.

At the end, spoiler for an old-ass movie, Mr. Green is revealed to be an undercover FBI agent, Larry Goodman. And after he shoots the bad guy, he signals for the cops waiting outside to come in to arrest the other guests.

In the play, the line is "Officers!" and before I said the line the first time, I had an idea that I was obligated to act on for the bit (even though no one else would understand it). While I said the line, I made a very particular hand motion.
So that is how there is a LowTierGod reference that no one got in a 50's-era play. You six or seven or twelve or however many profile post viewers/posters will be the only ones to ever know this.

just saw someone say that israel is antisemetic for existing, that's enough internet for one lifetime

Is it wrong to say I like ads? Not for the content, but for the fact that we never pay attention to them. They are one of the few parts of life, in such a fast-moving world, where we're able to just slow down and think. Especially if it's something like a YouTube sponsership or mid-roll ads on a streaming service, it allows us time to reflect on whatever art we're viewing. I think that's pretty cool.

YouTube pre-vid ads are a bit annoying though, idk why that's different for me it just is.

Just letting the fair citizens of SmashBoards know that SRB2 just got a Chaotix characters modpack, and its trailer has a Warioware Gold reference.

mighty pfp and not silver

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the janx is a SPY!

Just had to answer an ad survey on Coolmath to get fullscreen, and it asked me "Are you a mother with a child between the ages of 6-12?" (After I had just said I was 17-20) and "Are you a fan of the Tekken video games?"

Why is the star in NASB2 trailers (X character joins the battle) have such a low framerate? It's weirdly cool and eye-catching

I hate it when people praise me too much for accomplishing a task because it makes me feel like I shouldn't do anything else for the rest of the day because of how much I've accomplished (when n reality there are more things that need doing)

about to play Final Horizon, if it's good i'll eat my hat

Imma be real with you guys I actually hate talking about videogames in real life

I'll do my top 25 games soon, I just have been less frequent here because of my slow-ass laptop

Imagine if Duck Hunt was heavily requested for Smash 4, but as seperate characters, and upon their reveal they were lambasted by literally all Duck Hunt supporters for being a duo fighter.

So this is what the Angry Beavers leak feels like to me

I remeber seeing all that talk in early 2018 or whenever about people wanting a new F-Zero game, but one thing that Nintendo Life mentioned is that it would be called "F-Zero S-X" to follow the naming convention, and that's not the most flattering name. But like, the obvious thing to call it would be F-Zero NX, playing off of the Switch's codename that made it sound super futuristic and high-tech, which fits well with F-Zero.

Watched the first 1/3 or so of the live action Little Mermaid.

Pretty awful. The animals don't play instruments, Flounder no longer has an actual character design but is just a normal-ass fish, they ruined the rock-splash scene, Sebastian sounds like they used the first take of all of his lines, and almost everything outside of the songs is a shot-for-shot remake of the first movie. Nothing added whatsoever, apart from one scene that does a decent job at adding to Eric's lore.

Eric also has an I Want song, which is super boring because the lyrics are just him describing what he is physically doing at that present moment, as well as using extremely uninspired descriptors for his feelings ("I just cannot get over you" wow so creative). Also at one point in the song he describes Ariel's voice as being like "a siren that guides me". Do the writers not know what a siren is? I feel like if Eric saw Ariel as a siren, he would probably want to stay really far away from her at all costs.

Biggest upsides are the vibrant colors, a majority of the actors (Flounder, Ariel, Scuttle and Ursula), and the hair physics that were probably half of the production budget.

I have to wonder what it would be like if this was someone's first exposure to the Little Mermaid. They'd probably still like it a lot, since Little Mermaid in and of itself is a fantastic story, but man, I really hope that's not the case for too many people.

The Nick thread is freaking out sm right now that you could hardly get a word in lol

F-Zero 99 is insanely fun.

My laptop seems to be doing okay again?

Generally though, in my experience, laptops after being damaged tend to fade in and out of working order depending on how much they feel like ticking you off on that particular day. So uh, here's hoping it sticks around long enough for me to get a job!

Skipped it today when I watched the Direct post-live, but...Splatoon rougelike?
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Is there any way possible I can play it without having to go through two other campaigns because like I really wanna play another rougelike right now (finished Dead Cells for the first time and now my hunger grows)

I guess Luigi's Mansion 2 HD is just filling an essential Switch release timetable or something? I have no clue why a bare-bones 3DS remaster would take over 2 years to make.

Endgame is probably one of the strongest MCU films and I hate it when people claim it's just "a good experience"

Forgot the autism headphones at home