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Your Death Row Meal?

Wrath`

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The government always gives you one last meal before you die, what would yours be?

Mine would be Boneless fired chicken with mashed potatoes and macaroni & cheese with a nice Virgil's cream soda
 

SharkAttack

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An extra large pepperoni pizza with breadsticks and marinara sauce. It's simple and traditional yet my favorite. I almost forgot the drink...hmm.. orange soda, a nice two liter bottle of orange soda.
 

★Malik★™

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I'd say..

A little bit of everything that i had from the previous thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter, 4th of July BBQ , and New Years Party.
 

Chaco

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Something that I can possibly escape with.
 

Pikaville

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This is weird me and my friends were talking about this the other day.

Mine would be

Starters:Cheeses and crackers

Main course:Chicken fajitas,potato wedges,Lasagne and a "Premier" from Dominoes pizza(possibly a bit of beef and Guinness stew

Dessert:Baileys cheesecake

No one said it had to be conventional!

Drink:Cup of tea or Coke or Whiskey
 

Chaco

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Wait, Hmm. I'm deathly allergic to peanut butter, so I'd get that. And then the death would be blamed on them at an inappropriate time. Hell would be raised.
 

victra♥

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Oooh. Interesting topic. Really cool actually, in a depressing/sick kinda way.

Uhh, for my final meal, I'd probably have something like...sui mai...BBQ pork...Peking Duck...Steamed Chicken...Steamed Tilapia. Ahhhh so many choices, so little stomach space.

Something that I can possibly escape with.
heh. Cute. xD
 

Scott!

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A bowl of fettucini alfredo from the restaurant Alfredo's in NYC. Of course, I'll never be on death row, or if I am, I'll be innocent. I'm definitely not going to be committing violent crime any time soon.
 

D13

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Hmm... overeating until death is another option. But it doesn't sound too pleasant. :bee:
 

Proud_Smash_N00b

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a 5x5 from In-n-out
2 Baconators
Carne Asada fries
Steakhouse burger from BK
something from Yogurtland
Animal fries
a Carl's Jr. Breakfast burrito
Chocolate chip pancakes from Ihop
the biggest s***load of ice cream evar
and alot of alcohol to drink it all down
 

Pikaville

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The human flesh thing is a good idea.

Why not have the most forbidden food of all if your gonna die?

Although Sausage wrapped in bacon with Christmas stuffing then more bacon to seal it in is more forbidden.
 

Chaco

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A drop of coffee from every Starbucks in the world into one mug of Starbucky goodness.

How ****ing dank would that be?
 

uhmuzing

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I probably wouldn't eat.....

But given the choice, I'd order a big bowl of mashed potatoes and gravy.
 

Mota

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Fried Rice and chicken wings, potatoes, carrots, gravy, maccas,

YAM CHA!

d**n too hard to choose.
 

kirbywizard

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An all you can eat meal :mad:. That way if I don't stop eating then they can't kill me because I'm not done with my meal.




But if I can't get that then 100 boneless fried chicken wings, with mash potatoes, gravy,pizza, some grilled cheese sandwhiches.
 

~Radiance~

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id have a Philly chessesteak from the worlds best philly shop located in Visalia, CA.
with a side of chili from the same place, a sarsaparilla to drink, and a cake that had the words, "you're going to live" on them so i could say the cake is a lie.
 

Rubyiris

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Appetizer: Shrimp Cocktail

Spaghetti with meat, vegetables, marinara sauce, and soy sauce.

Garlic Bread.

A small portion of Lasagna.

Dessert: Trifle with chunks of broken up skor bar.

Drink: My choice of Lemonaid with sprite, Cherry or Vanilla coke, and water, depending on what my needs are.
 

Tom

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I'm going to go ahead and refer to the appropriate Laskowskian paradox: my death row meal would be an Everlasting Gobstopper.
 

XACE-K

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idk what I would want to eat (too many favorite meals to choose from) but I do know that I would drink it down with a Mountain Dew.
 

Grey Belnades

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a 5x5 from In-n-out
2 Baconators
Carne Asada fries
Steakhouse burger from BK
something from Yogurtland
Animal fries
a Carl's Jr. Breakfast burrito
Chocolate chip pancakes from Ihop
the biggest s***load of ice cream evar
and alot of alcohol to drink it all down
This, I'll eat myself to death, suckers D:<
 

Nø Ca$h

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really hard meat loaf.

ill make it into a filer, shiv, and beat prison gaurds over the head ect.
ill escape at night time...
 

Amorasaki

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I think eating a bunch of greasy comfort food would be upsetting, because there's just no way to have everything you want. I'd rather go with simple stuff, like some nice cheeses, some bread and crackers, good sliced cold cuts, and fresh fruit. Passionfruit juice and a glass of water.
 
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