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You Laugh You Lose: Gentlemen's Club Edition

infiniteV115

infiniteV115

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[COLLAPSE="Math Joke"]Three kingdoms had long fought for a section of land between their domains. One day, all three kings decided to finally have one giant all-out brawl to settle the ancient feud. The first two kings sent an army of knights and their squires. The third kingdom, however, sent a single knight and one squire.

The night before the battle, the third kingdom's knight rested while his squire tied a cooking pot to a rope, then lifted the pot off the ground from a branch. The other knights and squires were quite confused.

The next morning, the squires rushed into battle ahead of the knights. When the dust settled, only the squire of the third kingdom was left standing.

The moral?

The squire of the high pot and noose is greater than the squires of the other two sides.[/COLLAPSE]
 
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infiniteV115 said:
[COLLAPSE="Math Joke"]Three kingdoms had long fought for a section of land between their domains. One day, all three kings decided to finally have one giant all-out brawl to settle the ancient feud. The first two kings sent an army of knights and their squires. The third kingdom, however, sent a single knight and one squire.

The night before the battle, the third kingdom's knight rested while his squire tied a cooking pot to a rope, then lifted the pot off the ground from a branch. The other knights and squires were quite confused.

The next morning, the squires rushed into battle ahead of the knights. When the dust settled, only the squire of the third kingdom was left standing.

The moral?

The squire of the high pot and noose is greater than the squires of the other two sides.[/COLLAPSE]
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