You know your a smasher when...

[tirkaro]

you know you're a smasher when you put up campaign posters on the street for your most wanted brawl character.

you know you're a smasher when you slice someone with a sword or knife, and expect them to go flying off a mile away, only to have them cut in half with them sceaming and bleeding all over. yeah.

you know you're a smasher when you're afraid of exploding if you walk to far.

you know you're a smasher when you broke your grandma's entire glass collection, hoping an assist trophy would come out.

you know you're a smasher when all your food is 2d and you can eat them in a single bite, no matter how big it is.

you know you're a smasher when twirling around in a dress suddenly causes immense pain to everyone around you.

you know you're a smasher when you refuse to go to temple, since you're afraid that zombies will attack you(this is kind of a jewish joke)

you know you're a smasher when you shorten your real name to only 4 letters (unintentionally guilty)

you know you're a smasher when you're afraid to go mountain climbing since you'll have to constantly keep up with the camera.

 

[LavisFiend]

When you substitute the term masterbation for SHFFL,

 

[Hydde]

You know your a smasher when...


you use terms like "deeefeeeeated" in real live :D.

you are doing something that have nothing to do with smash and you are thinking about possible L canceling combos XD

 

[brawl1994]

you know your a smasher when you spend hours and hours talking about brawl on these forums

 

[Xanderous]

These jokes ALL suck.

 

[solrac_krad]

When you put on a big pink dress and try to see if it floates
Either you are a smasher or justa cross dresser

 

[BokutoGuy]

These jokes ALL suck.

good for u i find em funny

when your daydreaming about moves for marth but wake up in class swinging a ruler hand screaming "u just got spiked!"

 

[Dragonbreath]

You know your a smasher if. . .
When you paint your identical twins with different color schemes so people will be able to tell you apart.

Whenever you go to the supermarket, you go straight for the produce section and look through the turnips until you find the beam sword.

If you describe the New York Giants as your main during superbowl bets.

 

[Captain Anthony]

You know you're a smasher when...

...your parents hate you.
...your cunning plan to place high in the Boston Marathon is to wavedash.
...your room is completely empty with nothing in it, because structure or items corrupt your statistics.
...every time you move, instead of footsteps, we hear a medley of agonizingly annoying button clacks.
...you write fan letters to your main.

 

[Catskill_Crew]

You know you're a smasher when...

....You wish you could final smash your boss, or dog/cat when they take the whole bed at night.
....You've teched a dash attack in real life(Yes, I have. =D)
....You wished your recovery was better during a real fight.
....You hope for a stitch face every time you reach into your pocket, or to the ground to pick up something.





And for future reference, I'm now carrying a small fold out blue piece of hexagonal cardboard to shine my friends when they're least expecting it.
=D

 

[slayert3ch]

When you trip but try to L-cancel to save your self.

 

[Pyroloserkid]

And for future reference, I'm now carrying a small fold out blue piece of hexagonal cardboard to shine my friends when they're least expecting it.
=D

LOL You are my hero.


You know you're a smasher when your friend complains he was up til 2am doing homework and you say "No Johns" .

 

[TheZeroOne]

You know you're a smasher when you try to throw your pet chihuahua at someone hoping it would bounce off them.(Mr. Saturn anyone?)

 

[NintendoWarrior]

LOL I love threads like this.

 

[Danbearking0]

you know you are a smasher when some one slices with a sword indtead of being dead and bloddy you fly and say "you are so broken"
you know you are a smasher when you fall off a cliff and magicly apear on a flying thingy above the ground.
you know you are a smasher when a rocket is traveling at you and a magical red disk covers your body coliding with the rocket protecting you from harm and then saying "thats how japenese should have avoided that bomb"

 

[Puppet Master]

You know your a smasher when you jump up and down to fire off a gun faster

 

[Drobbins]

when you FALCON PUNCHED your teacher

 

[Witchking_of_Angmar]

LOL You are my hero.


You know you're a smasher when your friend complains he was up til 2am doing homework and you say "No Johns" .

The funniest stuff is stuff that acutally happens. I've said "no johns" before. It's really weird.

 

[Danbearking0]

you know you are smasher when eat your freind and jump off a cliff right when your freind dies a horrible death you save yourself by swallowing air and taking out a magical sword and grabbing the edge.


for those of you who dont know what im talking about. im talking about kirbyciding

 

[shipoffools]

...when your girlfriend get pissed off at even the word "smash".

...when you greet your friends in the morning its not a hello or whats up, but rather its a "did you see todays update?" and then discuss it for x amoount of time.

...when in classes you make a list of possible characters for smash

...when you have already asked off from work the weekend of feb 10th

 

[WarxePB]

You know you're a smasher when...

...you fall off a cliff because you can't jump in mid-air
...ditto for correcting your jumps in the air
...you set your watch timer for three minutes, run into a bar and scream "FREE FOR ALL!"
...you pick on a guy twice your size, but aren't afraid because you still have 3 stock left
...asked for advice by others, you give such helpful hints as "Quickly tilt the Control Stick and press A for a Smash Attack!" or "Hold R then press Down to dodge enemy attacks!"
...you breed several generations of foxes in an attempt to get one that can shine

 

[kinghippo99]

when your teacher yells no johns when you try to tell why u didn't finish ur work

 

[orintemple]

you know your a smasher when you wake up at 2 am every day to check if NEW CHARECTER IS APPROCHINg on the dojo

Lol I do that except for the waking up part. I don't go to bed until I see the update.

Also
You know you a smasher when you try to Crouch cancel in every 2d game you play....like me.

 

[Blast BS]

You know your a smasher when you go on those forums.

 

[Eternalfire]

You know you are a Smasher when you go to smashboards.com

 

[Puppet Master]

You know you are a Smasher when you go to smashboards.com

good one

 

[FlatSoda]

the title of this thread bothers me so much.

 

[Grifflame]

You know you're a smasher when...
...you've been through at least two controllers and are contemplating getting another before Febuary.
...you don't have to ask what words like di, hitstun, wavedash, and l-cancel mean.
...you don't claim combo videos are sped up.

 

[ArticulateT]

You know you're a smasher when you have a phobia of baseball

you know you're a smasher when you wonder why your super scope doesn't work in real life.

you're a smasher when you desperatley search for a figurine in a glass case during a real fight, hoping it will save you some how

 

[Yaya]

You know your a smasher when you knee someone and expect them to have Electricity fly from them and have them fly away.

 

[Max780]

You know your a true smasher when... You've had over 8,000 vs matches.

 

[platnum]

when you get mad at someone and "Falcon Punch" them.

 

[DainBramaged]

When about to be punched, you magically summon a large pink bubble as your defence

 

[crush_T_asain]

you know your a smasher when your waiting infront of eb games right now with a labtop and all your halloween candy then all of a sudden WHAT ITS NOT COMING OUT TILL FEB 10 AHHH **** IVE BEEN WAITING OUT HERE FOR 2 WEEKS

you know your a smaher when you...wd across fd shffl nair and shine spike then he di's so you fox trot waveland edge hog, his counter is a meteor so you should meteor cancel but then you relize **** TIERS I NEEDS BRAWL

 

[slayert3ch]

You know your a smasher when you stay on Smashboards all saturday.

You know your a smasher when you try to angle the camera so you can see up peaches skirt..:embarrass

 

[Eggman]

...you've been through at least 3 Melee discs.
...you've played EarthBound because you were curious who Ness was.
...you know the official names (according to the Nintendo Power Guide) of the character's moves.
...you actually use Mr. Saturn.
...you've tried to "unlock" Sonic by playing Cruel Melee...and succeeded.
...you've played for 20 hours without knowing that unlocked Mewtwo.
...you've screamed "Falcon Punch!" in the middle of a fight.
...you and your friends have held a contest to see who says "HIIII!!!" the most like Kirby.

 

[SirroMinus1]

You know your a smasher when you dont make noob topics like this ◎_○

 

[Corax The Cold]

you can reflect a thrown item with the regular shield every time.

 

[SirroMinus1]

you can reflect a thrown item with the regular shield every time.

no one can do that >_>

 

[kinghippo99]

no one can do that >_>

**** u. stop being so stupid