tirkaro
Smash Champion
you know you're a smasher when you put up campaign posters on the street for your most wanted brawl character.
you know you're a smasher when you slice someone with a sword or knife, and expect them to go flying off a mile away, only to have them cut in half with them sceaming and bleeding all over. yeah.
you know you're a smasher when you're afraid of exploding if you walk to far.
you know you're a smasher when you broke your grandma's entire glass collection, hoping an assist trophy would come out.
you know you're a smasher when all your food is 2d and you can eat them in a single bite, no matter how big it is.
you know you're a smasher when twirling around in a dress suddenly causes immense pain to everyone around you.
you know you're a smasher when you refuse to go to temple, since you're afraid that zombies will attack you(this is kind of a jewish joke)
you know you're a smasher when you shorten your real name to only 4 letters (unintentionally guilty)
you know you're a smasher when you're afraid to go mountain climbing since you'll have to constantly keep up with the camera.
you know you're a smasher when you slice someone with a sword or knife, and expect them to go flying off a mile away, only to have them cut in half with them sceaming and bleeding all over. yeah.
you know you're a smasher when you're afraid of exploding if you walk to far.
you know you're a smasher when you broke your grandma's entire glass collection, hoping an assist trophy would come out.
you know you're a smasher when all your food is 2d and you can eat them in a single bite, no matter how big it is.
you know you're a smasher when twirling around in a dress suddenly causes immense pain to everyone around you.
you know you're a smasher when you refuse to go to temple, since you're afraid that zombies will attack you(this is kind of a jewish joke)
you know you're a smasher when you shorten your real name to only 4 letters (unintentionally guilty)
you know you're a smasher when you're afraid to go mountain climbing since you'll have to constantly keep up with the camera.