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You know your a smasher when...
- Thread starter crush_T_asain
- Start date
pass the syrup
Smash Journeyman
You know you're a smasher when you jump off a building with an umbrella and think that you will be fine.
Bedi Vegeta
Smash Master
- Joined
- Apr 7, 2002
- Messages
- 4,668
This has nothing to do with brawl.
pass the syrup
Smash Journeyman
pass the syrup
Smash Journeyman
You know you're a smasher when you talk about smash online to strangers in your free time.................................i need a life....................................
FlatSoda
Smash Champion
MY GOD.
IT'S YOU'RE NOT YOUR.
FIX YOUR MISTAKES.
PLEASE?
These jokes suck, and this thread should be locked.
Moderators, Flex your guns.[/SIZE]
IT'S YOU'RE NOT YOUR.
FIX YOUR MISTAKES.
PLEASE?
These jokes suck, and this thread should be locked.
Moderators, Flex your guns.[/SIZE]
FlatSoda
Smash Champion
/palmface.
killbeast301
Smash Lord
You know you're a smasher when you spin around yelling "SCRAAAHHH!!!!" and are surprised the person in front of you is still there.
You know you're a smasher when you push someone off a cliff and are surprised not to see him respawn behind you in 2 seconds.
You know you're a smasher when you push someone off a cliff and are surprised not to see him respawn behind you in 2 seconds.
kinghippo99
Smash Lord
dear Mod. ,
you will also need to bring out the Ban Hammer for a certain someone. jk...
dodoromeo
Smash Apprentice
- Joined
- Dec 23, 2006
- Messages
- 106
Bah-Zzzzzing!
xyouxarexuglyx2
Smash Lord
One day at school, my friend was like, "*friend* is probably very scared and lost right now because he's always following us around" and I had the strongest urge to make an analogy to the Ice Climbers.
Sliq
Smash Master
- Joined
- Jan 13, 2006
- Messages
- 4,871
This wasn't funny when Foxworthy did it, and it isn't funny now.
I take that back.
RoyalRook
Smash Journeyman
Oh that's awesome.
kinghippo99
Smash Lord
when u try to... to... ****, i can't think of anything
Red Exodus
Smash Master
60 posts later only one joke is barely funny.*tips hat to FlatSoda* I was starting to wonder if the 'sense of humor' level had dropped on these boards.
Danbearking0
Smash Apprentice
When you post on this thread....
When you get 1 stock on Isai on sbb online (i have
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When you get 1 stock on Isai on sbb online (i have
)
kinghippo99
Smash Lord
when nothing
xyouxarexuglyx2
Smash Lord
You make ridiculous things up for this topic in attempts to be funny, rather than posting smasher-like things you actually have done or are actually plausible.
Danbearking0
Smash Apprentice
when you have a clever response to this post
Itakio
Smash Journeyman
When you try to ledge hop in real life.
.::Link::.
Smash Apprentice
You know your a smasher when you try to do a jump in midair to clear and obstacle.
(2 broken ribs and a dislocated pointer :/)
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(2 broken ribs and a dislocated pointer :/)
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DP's Mario
Smash Ace
You know you're a Smasher when...
You actually created a Tier List for your friends, making your whole family "God Tier"!
You actually created a Tier List for your friends, making your whole family "God Tier"!
Skyson
Smash Ace
You know you're a smasher when
- You wind up your arm ten times and then walk up to someone, threatening that you've wound up your giant punch.
- You bang your hands on the ground and expect shockwaves to send all of the other people into the air.
- You do the above and wonder if they're all just teching off the ground.
- You think you can move across distances by running out in a lightning storm and getting hit in the ***.
- You've ever attempted to scare someone away by lifting up a single leg and holding the position. </Ganondorf>
- You question gymnastics due to the lack of landing lag.
- You attempt to avoid a car by leaning backwards.
- You ask construction workers if they've ever thrown a 9.
- You feel none of your relatives will ever die because you'll be sure to lend them a stock.
- You think clouds move in a rectangle around the world and can be stood upon.
- You've ever tried to pull vegetables and bombs out of any tangible floor.
- You've attempted to grab a much larger person with confidence that you can chain grab them.
That's all I've got off the top of my head, I guess.
- You wind up your arm ten times and then walk up to someone, threatening that you've wound up your giant punch.
- You bang your hands on the ground and expect shockwaves to send all of the other people into the air.
- You do the above and wonder if they're all just teching off the ground.
- You think you can move across distances by running out in a lightning storm and getting hit in the ***.
- You've ever attempted to scare someone away by lifting up a single leg and holding the position. </Ganondorf>
- You question gymnastics due to the lack of landing lag.
- You attempt to avoid a car by leaning backwards.
- You ask construction workers if they've ever thrown a 9.
- You feel none of your relatives will ever die because you'll be sure to lend them a stock.
- You think clouds move in a rectangle around the world and can be stood upon.
- You've ever tried to pull vegetables and bombs out of any tangible floor.
- You've attempted to grab a much larger person with confidence that you can chain grab them.
That's all I've got off the top of my head, I guess.
Gracen
Smash Cadet
When you tell your friend he won't get hit by a car if he just air dodges
max32090
Smash Ace
when you make posts like this
FoxMeUp
Smash Cadet
You know your a smasher when you yell FALCON PUNCH and hope a Giant Flaming Falcon appears from your hand.
KingofCereal
Smash Journeyman
when you dash dance to fake someone out in football.
BIG-T
Smash Apprentice
When you pay money to enter tourneys that you know you will never win because *insert pro smasher name here* is in attendance
Psychoace
Smash Champion
You know you're a falcon player when you impregnate someone with falcon dive.
You know you're a smasher when you try to out run a series of cars and expect to see and hear a warning flash.....but don't.
You know you're a smasher when you try to out run a series of cars and expect to see and hear a warning flash.....but don't.