Wish Corruptor

[smashfan666]

granted, but remember...

(breaks into song)

THERE'S ONLY ONE "EVERYTHING"!

remember these words, THERE'S ONLY ONE EVERYTHING!

y'know what happens when you're here and not there!

THERE'S JUST ONE "EEEEEVERYWHEEEEEERE"!

(song ends)

i wish busses could go straight to underwater hotels.

 

[Cory.]

granted.. but now you have to watch a twelve hour marathon of the magic school bus..

i wish jason biggs was actually funny

 

[RetroAntonio]

Granted, he dies and I watch The Magic School Bus while smiling. I like that show.

I wish I could shoot white liquid from special places.

 

[Phantom7]

Granted, but a cow utter looks very strange on you!

I wish I could ride on Gwonam's magic carpet.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but you are in a bazillion YTPs that involve you saying "Dinner" and "Weegee" while the blowing up scene from Spongebob plays.

I wish I knew why two forum game threads from 2007 were just stickied.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

You learn the reason, but then look and find out that there ARE no such stickies, so that portion of your brain melts out.

I wish I wish I had a fish.

 

[Neo Exdeath]

Granted, but it violently explodes.


I wish that I had an army of Plasma Wisps.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but they are peacefull Plasma Wisps. Their purpose in life is to make honey.

I wish for somethign awesome.

 

[Phantom7]

Granted, but it's Chuck Norris, and he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

I wish I had the strength of Meta Knight.

 

[uhmuzing]

Granted, but the community votes to ban you.

I wish I had a warm, tasty chocolate-chip cookie.

 

[smashfan666]

Granded, the chocolate chips are dog secretions and you get sick.

i wish i had a bike with a built-in pizza launcher. (don't ask, i watch a lot of "dude, what would happen?")

 

[Cowhunter]

Wish granted, but it has no wheels and launches the pizzas at you.
I wish I had a moutain of white chocolate

 

[smashfan666]

granted, it melts and smells like... well... (makes gagging noises)...

i wish i could think of a wish...

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but I think of a corruption to counter your wish.

I wish I would stop wasting time on stupid crap.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, but now you don't have time for even posting here and you are never heard from again...

i wish i could remember what i was going to say here...

 

[RetroAntonio]

Granted, you are now being chased by black people.

I wish for Dedede to be fast.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, but now he can't lift his hammer...

i wish i had a metal detector...

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but it doesn't detect minerals.. It detects music.

I wish for a pony.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, it's the Scarecrow's black mustang and it torches you alive with it's breath.

I wish for you to know the reference, which I shall not tell you.

 

[Jonkku]

DENIED DENIED DENIED.

I wish to be enlightened about the source of the previously mentioned reference.

 

[Thatfatcat]

Granted, but with the truth will bring consequences of you being a disney personality and being swooned over by only 8 year olds.


I wish for poverty to end.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, but the evil clone plot by your evil twin brother is just beginning...

i wish (looks at evil mani mani statue) preeeetyyyy shiiiiinyyyyyy....... (comes to) what was i gonna say?

 

[Colonel Cuddles]

Since smashfan has no wish, Thatfatcat's wish is granted, but African rebels make a super bomb made out of TNT and armadillo s*men.

 

[RetroAntonio]

YOU HAD NO WISH EITHER so you die

I wish for the golden doorknob to NOT be pretty shiny.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, now it's so shiny that you're blind forever...

i wish the evil mani mani statue hadn't distracted me in my last post...

 

[UberMario]

Granted, it destroyed you.

I wish that I was me.

 

[smash brawl player 99021]

Too bad I is me!

I wish UberMario's Kart would be destroyed.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, but the radio fuses to your head somehow and you have to listen to folk songs forever...

i wish i... uh... i... uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh... (accidentally sitting on forgetting rock) i keep forgetting! aw pickles!

 

[JamietheAuraUser]

Granted, except that you didn't give me a wish to grant.

I wish smashfan666 had posted a wish so I could have granted it.

 

[Terywj [태리]]

Granted. But you would've had to abide by the rules, making you corrupt his wish, therefore unfulfilling your wish.

I wish the person after me won't post.

-Terywj

 

[ranmaru]

Not granted. ;]

I wish for posts.

 

[Terywj [태리]]

Granted. Except they don't count as actual posts to the members post count. (Oh wait.)

I wish for red rain.

-Terywj

 

[smash brawl player 99021]

Rain turns out to be god's wife on her period.

I wish I wouldn't get flamed for that.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, you get stoned to death on a street.

I wish for someone to make a pun more horrible than:

Proof please, since I DON'T KNOW YOU, literally lol.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, but you explode so i can't put it in...

i wish the rivers were made of coffee...

 

[UberMario]

Granted you burn in it.

I wish smashfan's corruption of my wish actually made sense.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, you die.

I wish for Strawberry Butterscotch Maple-syrup Choco-syrup covered Sugary Mint Butter Brickle Sherbert Vanilla Cherry Chocolate rain.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, you become morbidly obsese from drinking it 24/7.

I wish yes was no.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, it's because...
















YOU'RE REALLY IN MOONSIDE!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

i wish i had a fully-functional house made of legos.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, it's made out of six blocks.

I wish ninjas were made of macaroni.