Wish Corruptor

[Mr.-0]

Granted, you know have one in your pants.

I wish that I would be able to main marth good enough to become world champion.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, you're now arrogant and cocky.

I wish my indigo Gamecube controller wasn't broken.

 

[Evil Jiggly]

Granted,it's now pink and fluffy and you have no games to use it in.

I wish no one would corrupt this wish.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I wish no one would corrupt this wish.

Granted, it's now just plain white text.

The next person has hacked his or her Wii.

 

[Jonkku]

True.. but then a system update broke my Homebrew channel and I haven't bothered to reinstall it...
..Hey wait a second.. That's not a wish! (I realised it only after I had written the answer.. )

I wish the next person would not confuse forum games..

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

False (I confuse them too lol!!!)

I wish that we could get back on track.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted,it's now pink and fluffy and you have no games to use it in.

What's wrong with pink and fluffy?

Granted, we're on the track to Hell.

I wish I didn't lose hair while I brushed it.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but now you have to tell me how you do it. I always lose a bunch of hair when I brush/comb it.

I wish I hadn't lost my MP3 player a while ago..

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, you lost it two seconds ago.

I wish I hadn't lost my other Wavebird... part that connects to the console.

 

[Atomic Yoshi]

granted, u lost your wii.

I wish i could be good with snake.

 

[Skadorski]

Granted, now everyone mains G&W, Snakes worst match-up.
I wish I could turn into Kirby and float away in the sky.............

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but Unmasked Meta owns your attempt at flying to the Halberd.

I wish people knew Falco's worst nightmare is Mario.

 

[Skadorski]

Granted, but Mario took Falco's bread so mario dies.
I wish that Metaknight wont be banned.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but this video is leaked and becomes Pikachu's downfall.

I wish people knew that all characters are equal.

Spoiler

*Expects Animal Farm reference.*

 

[Skadorski]

GRANTED, But then someone watched that video above and chaos happened again.
I wish Ness' wern't so PKFire spammmmmmmmmy.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but move decay makes him lose miserably.

I wish Olimar wasn't squinty.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted his eyes are creepy now

I wish for a Digimon

 

[Skadorski]

Granted, he eats you up.

I wish for a Pokemon

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it eats you alive.

I wish for a tv remote.

 

[Skadorski]

Granted, but it doesn't have barreries in it.

I wish for a pokemon that wouldn't eat me up.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, it swallows your girlfriend.

I wish for a pokemon I could fly on.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted, but it tries

I wish I knew why my Digimon ate me.
Ninja: It does, and then you fly into a jet engine

 

[Skadorski]

Granted, it eats you AND your girlfriend up (burrrrrrrrn)

I wish for a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater that wont eat me.

 

[UberMario]

Granted but that horn leads to a mishap . . . . . .

I wish for a blue breakdancing ninja-turtle with LAZAH POWAHS.

 

[Skadorski]

Granted but it's a lvl 1 squirtle thats smaller than an ant.

I wish I could have a CHANCE of responding faster than you guys

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but nobody replies.

I wish I had a working and functional go-cart.

 

[StinkomanFan]

granted, it's called unlag

I wish I KNEW why my Digimon ate me
NiNJAS ARE TRYiNG TO KiLL ME!

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but your computer crashes while you get ninja'd.

I wish to be the very best Mario Karter ever!

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, nobody races you (not even the cpu racers).

I wish I was the best RTS strategist ever!

 

[Skadorski]

Granted, but there are no more RTS games anymore.......

I wish I knew what to wish for....

 

[UberMario]

Granted, you wish for a wish of a wish to be a wishing well.

I wish my smaller-than-an-ant Squirtle would level up.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it's now level 1.1

I wish my macbook would update faster.

 

[Skadorski]

Granted, but the power goes off and it doesn't update AT ALL now.

I wish the wish that i just wished gets uncorrupted

 

[UberMario]

Granted, it's so INCORRUPT that your misspelling pales in comparison to the corruption because of nonsense.

I wish

 

[Skadorski]

Granted, nothing happens because you didn't put anything in so you wasted it

I WISH I WAS AS AWESOME AS CAPTAIN FALCON!

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but Captain Falco is awesomer.

I wish for people to know Falco's real gun is better than his laser gun.

 

[Skadorski]

Granted but people don't use it

I wish I was the best SSB Brawl Kirby player ever!

 

[UberMario]

Granted but Gooey's better.

I wish to be the best SSBB Mario player ever!

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted but he's banned

I wish for a zombie invasion

 

[UberMario]

Granted, smashfan's leading it.

I wish to DANCE!